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could I get a cup of coffee uh move hob hello [Music] hey Amanda is that you Corner wait you two know each other yeah I was in love with Amanda back in college and while she was head Overhills for me as well what I was never in love with him oh come on the tattoo on your butt should say otherwise I'm sorry oh excuse me I don't think I introduced myself cor Larry oh it's bam pleasure to meet you bam oh a real gentleman uh let me help you pick this up for your information I removed the two years ago and now I see the reason you're just a dirty hobo the I out of your mind why would you do that what he's a hobo he needs to know his place this is a fancy cafe and he doesn't belong here he's a human being first of all oh my God first of all he's a hellbo who cares anyway what looks like some coins roll down the the counter and I can't can buy coffee now D here this should cover coffee and a dessert thank you H I can pay you back I just need to run down to my trailer really he's not just a hobo he's an elite hobo cuz he has a trailer thanks but it's not necessary and actually we really need to go oh wait hold on but I I need to pay you back uh how about a dinner tonight at 8 it's on me okay okay okay okay okay now we're going back to reality one thing is to help hobo but another thing is to go on a date with [Music] hobo deal see eight see eight Pam you crazy Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam let's go [Music] bam I save a seat for you come on sit [Music] down what's going on well I decided not to leave you alone and organize some kind of double date Meet Dave my new boyfriend nice to meet you yeah [Music] whatever Dave is a back shot in showas he's in the town of filming some kind of Blockbuster yes mhm and he's director am I right yeah something like that and tell us pleas about your [Music] boyfriend well I will do it by myself her boyfriend is a hobo a hobo mhm is this some kind of joke not at all pal is Just a Good Samaritan H well why dat a hobo oh let's talk about low self-esteem by the way where he is H I don't know maybe he's busy of course of course he's busy with some kind of horrible business I mean maybe he found have eaten apple or maybe he's trying to catch a slow squirrel for the dinner h a slow squirrel like I just don't understand why dat a hobo this is what a real man should look like yeah expensive suit latest iPhone the most valuable thing your hobo have is that 20 buck that you give him o I finally decided to show up this is a hobo I was talking about good evening Mr Oar sir I am so sorry I will explain everything Oar do you both know each other Dave here is my assistant isn't it Dave wait assistant to hobo Mr olari is not a hobo he's the leading actor in a blogbuster film me what yeah I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie and I wanted to grab a cup of coffee and just didn't bother to change and but you didn't have a [Music] money well they don't put money in the prop clothes come on you live in the trailer well the leading star always gets his own trailer wait a second you told me that you a director well to be precise I said something like that okay Dave can you please put the suit and everything you took from the trailer back stop stop stop that's not even your clothes oh so you were too to show as yourself right maybe let's talk about lost self-esteem sir I will return everything right away no no no Dave uh I actually want you to return my clothes right now you mean like right here yeah can you start with your pants yeah definitely why not take off the trousers right in front of all those definitely why [Music] not take off my pants right here in front oh my God that is so [Music] embarrassing here you are sir hey who are you what are you doing sure you just it looks so delicious I'm so hungry but you cannot do like that you want it back oh no thank you take it thank you hey hey hey people hey hey do you hear me oh 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 [Music] 5 what is that you Mar me what no no you crazy wait wait wait come on why not really really why have you seen yourself where did you even get that did you steal it from [Music] someone a gift for Mr Johnson's feel s feel who is it yours yeah who are you don't judge the book ah by its cover wow oh is this some kind of prank no just a smly joke I wanted to play Oh joke play so okay if it a game that you reach people play I don't like it I don't get it I'm not a toy you cannot buy me it's not a game I have about a month to live doctor say I'm dying I don't want to die alone and well I never had a wife no wonder why come on once I'm gone everything's going to be yours my house eight cars come on it's not going to be so bad what do you say come on we'll be fine whatever there you go [Music] great no no no no no kisses [Music] okay you're dinner right oh yeah no kisses huh right [Music] hello uh excuse me who are you well I'm a doctor I'm race doctor May I oh oh yeah of course thank you so much Charles dear friend what brings you here well I came here to wish you a happy birthday well old dog you're about 6 months late from now on today is your second birthday there you go what do you mean I don't understand listen to C the long story short uh we mixed up the tests and it turns out that uh you are perfectly healthy come on get out of here man don't do this listen we repeated the test twice and there's nothing there no illness you're fit you're healthy congratulations Roy come on it's the first day of the rest of your life yeah guess it's a wonderfulness oh my God K is everything okay no no everything is not okay I'm here because cuz you're dying that's the only reason I'm here well yeah I thought that's the case but you heard the dark I mean I'm fine it's it's a great news great for you but not for me I've been here for a month cleaning cooking pretending to be your wife and now you don't need me you're just kicking me off I mean I was pretending just to wait you're dying and then to get all of this and I don't think I I better get going [Music] I think I should leave wait come on we've been great last month we had the best time ever no yes and we have so much in common no come on last month was amazing and we're great together you know it I I've been pretending to be your wife and I and I pretended to enjoy talking to you and I I hate you I hate you come on Kate Kate Kate wait [Music] hey wait hey this is for you what yeah take it you earn it fair and square it's yours money yeah you deserve it you give me money okay so I just can't take it and go right if that's what you really want want yeah [Music] okay okay dway listen so now that you got your money and I don't own you anything um would you consider marry me again this thing for real for Real come on you enjoyed being my wife a little bit yes yeah cool I really enjoy [Laughter] that whoo whoa W congrats buddy you wanton the bat Tom this is not a good time please go now oh come on man come come not now please the B what B not bag he's just being silly Tom please not now why hide it listen we bet if love could be bought and he won he bought you I don't understand what about the doctor and the illness that was all it show the doctor is an actor my friend here is your, you want it so I was just uh chip came for you no it's not like this Kate it started with a stupid bed but then I get to know you and I thought for you okay you and me it's real this is real I don't believe you I don't believe a word you say come on know what I don't need your stupid money I don't need your stupid ring and I don't need you [Music] whoops looks like I really messed it up [Music] huh oh I'm sorry yeah yeah I believe I ow your hot dog right what do you want from me you've been following me for a week wait wait come on K I know I blew it with all these games and beds but you got to admit last month was pretty awesome and I think we're great together and I really want us to give it a shot so what do you say can you give me a second chance [Music] please as my husband you should know I don't like ketchup and hot dogs okay I'm definitely going to work on that [Music]