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Hi.
>> Hello.
>> Who are you two and how do you know each
other?
>> I'm Jada.
>> I'm Janelle. I'm her mom.
>> I am Natalie. And this is my mom, Susie.
What have you thought of my past
relationships?
>> I tend to like the guys she dates.
They're usually pretty cool guys.
>> I would like someone that has a good
religious background, is financially
stable, is physically fit. Is that too
much?
>> Eight boyfriends coming in. Well, this
is gonna be fun,
>> right?
>> Hi, guys.
>> So, one of you guys are dating my
daughter.
>> I'm gonna find out who it is.
>> Who are you hoping? Who are you liking?
>> I'm hoping, you know, I'm kind of liking
quarterzip over here just because it's
current, you know? I kind of like mauve.
>> Who here right away are you really
hoping it's not?
>> I'm hoping it's not. Yeah. Um,
>> who are you like, please don't be this
guy.
>> And I forgot your name already. I'm
sorry.
>> Well, I don't want to tell you now.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> It's nice. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>> It's a pleasure. Look at you. Y'all got
beautiful eyes. Oh my goodness. I see
where she gets it from.
>> Yes.
>> Shoot.
>> Have you ever had a crush on a
girlfriend's mom?
>> I mean, you know,
I ain't never met you before, so you
know, we might have some issues now. I
don't know.
>> But you're supposed to be dating my
daughter.
>> I mean, I told her I told her how it is.
She knows what it is.
>> Do you practice safe sex?
>> Almost definitely. My ballup game is
super strong. No question at all.
>> Okay. So, you don't practice uh waiting
for marriage?
>> You know, I don't I don't want to go out
and, you know, you don't go out and buy
a car and just, you know, buy it and,
you know, you're stuck with that car
forever. You know, it's like you got to
you got to see how, you know, you got to
take it for a little ride, you know, see
how it be hitting the little bumps. You
know, you got to got to see how it
rides. You feel me? Mhm.
>> What's the vibe you're getting off of
him?
>> Uh, I think I went down a little bit on
the vibe,
>> you know, to to be honest. You know, I
definitely before, you know, things get
official, I definitely got to meet the
mom, you know, find out what she going
to be looking like, for sure.
>> Oh, see if I can get me a little two for
one or something. You know,
>> a two for one. Okay.
>> Gosh, my
>> There we go. All right. So,
>> HOW DID YOU ASK MY daughter out? I just
want to see this reenactment.
>> What's your name? Jada.
>> Jada. Jada. It's a pleasure to meet you,
Jaden. My name is Nicholas.
>> Okay. Hello.
>> I love your hair.
>> Thank you.
>> Oh my. You know, I dabble a little bit
in the hair, too. We might have to go
out, you know, have a little, you know,
sipping sipping hair date or something.
>> Sipping hair dates. That could be a time
watching this.
>> This is Yes. Very.
>> So, what do you NOT
GOING?
>> WAIT, WHY? WHY? I'm so curious.
Because my daughter probably would have
rolled her eyes at you so fast.
>> Oh no.
>> I don't like the sip of you.
>> I know. I don't like the insincere get
in the space trying to mack them up.
>> What's your name?
>> Clement.
>> Clement. Are you physically active? Do
you work out at all?
>> I I do work out. I mean I I could
definitely I think I could pick her up.
>> Okay, let's try to see this.
>> You got this. There it is.
>> BARELY. BARELY.
OH, don't don't drop her. Please don't
drop her.
>> What are your intentions with my
daughter?
>> Marriage. I would never date for without
marriage.
>> And do you want children?
>> Uh, I do, but that would be a
complicated thing for me to happen. I
would have to adopt because I don't
>> Why is it?
>> I uh don't have a penis.
>> I'm transgender so I cannot sire kids
like that. But I wouldn't be
>> Yeah.
>> I wouldn't uh I wouldn't mind if she
wanted kids. I would say absolutely.
Let's adopt.
>> Oh, I don't really want kids, though.
>> I'm thinking he's not the one.
>> Yeah. Let's just start with your dance
moves.
>> We'll start there.
>> Okay. Uh well, what type of music?
>> I mean, what kind of music? OKAY. HEY,
YOU KIND of jump right in there. Hey,
>> I can see that. Let's do it.
>> All right. Get back out.
>> So, you're obviously fearless. What's
the craziest thing you've done?
>> Craziest thing I've done.
>> What's your definition of crazy?
>> Oh gosh. Um, whatever you thought of
that you want to make sure that's what
I'm asking about.
>> This could be crazy to some people, but
I'm trans. I'm transgender.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Uh, so I was born a female, but I mean,
most people can't tell that about me.
>> What do you think the world needs right
now?
>> Openness and love.
>> I think the world needs to be kinder to
people who are not kind
>> cuz a lot of people who aren't kind are
very misguided.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> How are you?
>> I'm doing, you know, a little nervous to
meet you, but I'm also excited.
>> I like your tats. They are colorful. So,
I mean, let's start with the story
behind those. What's the meaning? What
the color? the choice like
>> yes 100%. So these are from like all
different kind of places I've lived.
These are from Honolulu. Some of these
are from Tennessee. Um some of these are
from kind of like all over the West
Coast, Vancouver, Canada. So different
like pieces of my life.
>> Any any illegal activity?
>> I did not do anything illegal.
>> You did not do anything illegal? Yeah.
>> So like how illegal? Like
>> not like the law right now?
>> Basically like No, no, no. Now I'm like
I'm in a master's program going into
counseling. So, I'm kind of one of those
people who like got into some went
through some and now like people
help me through it, and now I'm trying
to help other people through it.
>> What if I told you that even though I'm
only 5'9, your daughter makes my heart
feel 6'3?
>> Oh,
I see you standing.
>> I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried.
>> Okay.
>> I'm not afraid of her taking the
limelight, being a powerful woman.
>> I don't know.
I I I do think it they look a little
awkward together, but how about if your
family were to friends were to describe
you? How would they describe you?
>> I would say they would say um very like
fun and goofy and then also really like
caring and uh trustworthy.
>> Caring and trustworthy. Okay,
>> maybe a little weird.
>> A little weird.
>> I think people I don't know. I just have
a a little bit of an odd personality. I
like weird art, weird music.
>> I'm thinking I like him, but uh I don't
know if Natalie's dating him. I don't
know. I probably wouldn't choose you for
Natalie.
>> May I give you a hug? I'm a hugger.
>> You can We can hug.
>> Hug.
>> How are you?
>> I'm good. How are you? Oh, you smell
good. Okay. See, he's already like she's
at a bookstore. She's at She's at a
small indie bookstore. She's not at
Barnes & Noble. This is a little pick
this book.
>> Yeah. With coffee that doesn't have a
>> What do you think about this book? Are
you familiar with this one?
>> I think that's a great one. I've read
that quite a few times.
Um,
uh, how to get away with murder.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Is that something that you're trying to
look into?
>> Murder. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Really into murder, actually. So, you're
at the club. Yeah.
>> And maybe you walk away and some guy
thinks it's his opportunity to shoot his
shot. He stumbles over a little
drunkenly. And maybe you like quarterzip
over there. Kidding.
>> Not the quarter zip stream. He's so
sweet.
>> I am so just kidding.
>> I'm just being messy. But, okay. So then
somebody's talking to her and you come
up.
>> Yeah. Well, I'd read her body language
and make sure she's safe and okay. If
she gave any signs that she wasn't safe
or comfortable, I'd get in the middle of
it and I would stop it immediately.
>> Okay.
>> Good to see you again. How are you?
>> I'm good. How are you?
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. So, how often do you uh do you
get a haircut? Do you blow dry your
hair?
>> Yeah.
>> Can I feel your muscles?
>> You can feel them. Yeah, you can feel
them.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Like touch the back, too.
>> You're going to flex.
>> What's that?
>> Flex. I mean, I'm wearing the jacket.
>> Oh, yeah. I can still feel it. Okay. Um,
do you think you can pick me up?
>> I know I can.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Confident.
>> If my daughter was uh needed to be
carried somewhere, would you be able to
carry her?
>> I have done so before. Not with her, but
with other people and I would Yes.
>> Can I see swooping? Yes, that's what I
was thinking.
>> Yeah, like
>> that's totally fine. Let's go
everywhere.
>> Where are we going? Muscle.
>> Definitely physically fit, which you
are. So, check that box.
>> I can do that. Definitely do.
>> Can you call your mom right now and and
have her let us know how you are?
>> I can call her right now and I'm sure
she'd answer.
>> Oh, really?
>> Awesome.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, hello.
>> Well, hello. Just want to let you know
right now we are recording live, but I
was asked to call you to see if you
could pitch me if I'd be a good
boyfriend to Susie's daughter.
>> Oh,
okay. How would your son treat my
daughter?
>> Oh my gosh, he would be amazing. Mhm.
>> He's probably the most loving and
caringest person that I've ever met.
>> A
>> he's he is super sweet. He's very
thoughtful.
He loves with his whole heart. Are you
her mother?
>> Yes.
>> Oh my gosh. Well, mom to mom, I just
have to tell you, he would be an awesome
catch.
>> Yes.
>> For your daughter.
>> Yes, I think so.
>> I'm looking forward to meeting you.
>> I know. I can't wait to you, too.
Um, I'm thinking I would choose him.
>> I'd be very happy if you brought him
home.
>> Hello.
>> Hello. Nice to meet you.
>> All right. Nice to meet you, too. Before
my daughter, tell me about the last
person you kissed.
>> The person I was dating for about two
years.
>> Two years. Okay.
Why aren't you dating now?
>> Turns out we don't agree on everything.
And that kind of made some issues that
just drove us apart.
>> What's something you wouldn't tell a
girl on the first date?
>> Oh, probably about how like messy my
family dynamic is.
>> Yeah. They don't really like each other,
so my family's all very distant from one
another.
>> Gotcha.
Do you have any interesting talents?
>> Yeah. I don't know. I can make a
suspiciously good like trumpet noise,
but that's
>> Let's hear it, please.
>> Please. Sorry.
>> That's impressive. I I do love a good
mouth trumpet.
>> That is That is impressive. That's
impressive.
>> I don't think it's you.
>> Well, why not?
>> Really? It's just kind of the the
energy. But it's nice to meet you.
>> Hi.
>> I'm Susie.
>> What was your name?
>> What was your name again?
>> My name is Mark. But
>> Mark, okay. Nice to meet you, Mark.
>> Nice to meet you again.
>> Mhm.
>> Tell me some of your interests.
>> So, uh, lately I've just been, uh,
reading a lot of Japanese and Korean
comic books. Uh, following Formula 1,
uh, wielding keyboards.
>> Okay. Do you spend a lot of time in
front of the computer?
>> A little bit too much. Yeah,
>> a little bit too much. Okay. I'm
thinking that he is sweet, but I think
that uh I I don't know. I think that
you're because of your height. I don't
know. To me, I would not choose you to
be dating my daughter.
>> Let me see how you approached my
daughter. How would you ask her out? You
saw her in the club
>> being a Oh, we're in the club.
>> Oh gosh.
>> We're in the club.
>> You're in the club and the music's
playing.
>> Do I have to yell?
>> Um, hey. Um, we got quite quite an
alluring vibe.
>> Oh, thanks. I don't get that often.
>> Normally don't approach women. Oh. Oh,
>> but I had to. I had to this time.
>> Oh, that's so sweet. I'm glad you did.
>> How often do you run into dumb people?
>> Um,
fair fairly often, I guess. When it's
like truly someone that I'm like,
>> I I have a theory that the smarter you
are, the more dumb people you encounter.
And if you're really dumb, you never run
into anybody that's not smart. And so,
everybody is smart to you.
>> Yeah. Interesting.
>> See, right.
>> How have you dealt with a breakup in the
past?
>> Uh, typically it's them packing up their
stuff and moving out.
>> Stand next to each other. Let me see.
>> Can you?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
All right. So, let's test chemistry.
Yeah.
>> Um,
>> yeah. Flirt with my daughter.
>> Hey.
>> Hey. Can I buy you a drink?
>> Yeah, sure. I'd love a drink.
>> I'm really bad at this, but I thought
you were so pretty. If I didn't, by the
end of the night, I'd regret it. So, I
just had to come up here and awkwardly
ask because that's kind of my thing. But
when it's something like that,
>> I don't think it's you.
>> Really?
>> Let's see this. It's with the hips. The
movements of the hips.
>> See, that's I keep on wanting to do my
toe. That's so funny. I probably look
like a cowboy.
>> If my daughter murdered someone, would
you help her hide the body?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> Do you want to have children?
>> Is that important to you?
>> Absolutely important. I definitely want
grandkids.
>> Yeah. I mean, um, what's a third?
>> A third? What?
>> You know
>> what?
>> I have a four-year-old son and I have a
2-year-old daughter. Okay.
>> That are going to be five and three in
April.
>> You're not the one.
>> Sorry.
I don't really care what you do, but do
you want to do it
>> professionally? Your job, whatever it is
that you do, is it by choice? Okay.
>> It is 100% by choice.
>> So, tell me about that.
>> I'm a pilot.
>> You're a pilot?
>> Well, in training still. I amum training
to be an airline pilot.
>> What's one of your strangest hobbies?
>> You know, this is something I guess I
haven't even told you. So,
>> I'm going to reveal this. I um like I
said, I like all things transportation
and sometimes I do
>> I train Chase. I like different models
of specific trains and I will chase them
kind of through the countryside and take
photos of them as they're
>> Okay. Is this from the air or in a car?
>> Both.
>> Both.
>> I love that. Okay.
>> Depends on what I'm doing and where I'm
going. So
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. I just like things that move. I'm
telling you
>> things that move. Okay. Well, do you
move? Do you dance? What's your best
dance move?
>> Oh gosh. No. That
>> to see you bust a move.
>> I dance. I cannot dance.
>> Can we Can we get a twostep?
>> A twostep? Uh, I don't even I haven't
even twosteped in my life, but I think
it's like right and it's like
>> okay, okay, I'll bet you tried.
>> Yeah, right. And then you're like,
right, I think so.
>> I'll take that. I'll take that for a
twostep.
>> Okay, I appreciate it.
>> What's your religious background?
>> I'm a Hindu.
>> Hindu?
>> Yeah.
>> Are you religious?
>> I would say I'm trying to be more
religious.
>> So, if you're dating my daughter, are
you going to try to persuade her to be
Hindu?
>> Absolutely not. Whatever she wants.
>> Would you convert? Would you convert to
Christianism?
>> That I probably would not do though.
>> Christian to Christian.
>> Is that even a word?
>> Christianity.
>> Yeah.
>> Is that important to you?
>> Um I I would prefer Natalie to date
someone who's a Christian because we're
Christian,
>> right?
>> Would you uh go to church with us on
Easter?
>> I would love to. I think it would be a
very educational experience and I have
gone to my local church's sermons during
Easter and stuff just to find it because
I find it interesting. So,
>> uh, can you stand next to him? Let me
see. I actually I could I could see them
dating. I don't know why, but I could
see them dating.
>> And who do you think the boyfriend is?
>> I have no idea who you're dating.
>> But I would want it to be Eric.
>> Okay.
>> Do you think it's Eric?
>> Go ahead and stand.
>> I hope it's Eric. Yeah. Stand next to
Eric.
>> Yes. I absolutely think it's Eric.
All right. Will Natalie's boyfriend step
forward?
>> Are you serious?
>> Are you serious?
>> I didn't know.
>> Are you serious?
>> I'm Yeah, I'm I'm her boyfriend.
>> How did you guys meet? Uh, we started
working together and I I basically I
just take a bunch of odd jobs and she
was assisting at the same place and we
kind of just started like we hit it off.
She's really smart. Sorry for swearing,
but she's incredibly smart. She's like
the most fun person you could ever be
around. She's got crazy humor. She's got
great music taste. She's like brilliant.
Like you couldn't you couldn't find
someone better than her. Anyone who
could ever have her would be very very
very very lucky. A
>> a
>> Are you in love? Are you in love?
>> I'm in love.
>> I'm in love.
>> I'm not in love.
>> What are you talking?
>> Would you want to bring Clen to a party
to the house?
>> Salsa.
>> I think we can salsa together.
Absolutely.
>> I think it's you, but it could also be
quarterzip that I that I
seems like a fun guy. Like they'd have
fun. But I think it could be you, too.
So, you'd be my number one choice and
then you would be my number two.
>> Here's her boyfriend.
>> Oh, hi Mark. I was so wrong. Nice to
meet you. Well, you don't have sex.
I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I don't know her at
all."
>> Yay.
>> That's one.
>> What gave it away?
>> What? I just He seems like somebody you
would date. Okay. So, how did you guys
meet?
>> Online.
>> Online?
We app like the same day?
>> No. Literally,
>> you same day we talked about it, like
off rip.
>> Mhm. 3 hours later we're there together.
>> Yeah.
>> Do you think there's a chance you could
fall in love with her?
>> I think there's a chance. Yeah.
>> You think there's
>> I think there's a chance for a lot of
things, but I think there's a chance for
that. Absolutely. I want to see her
again. I'm going to see her again.
>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah, this I'm heavy. All
right, guys. Thank you so much.
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Hi. >> Hello. >> Who are you two and how do you know each other? >> I'm Jada. >> I'm Janelle. I'm her mom. >> I am Natalie. And this is my mom, Susie. What have you thought of my past relationships? >> I tend to like the guys she dates. They're usually pretty cool guys. >> I would like someone that has a good religious background, is financially stable, is physically fit. Is that too much? >> Eight boyfriends coming in. Well, this is gonna be fun, >> right? >> Hi, guys. >> So, one of you guys are dating my daughter. >> I'm gonna find out who it is. >> Who are you hoping? Who are you liking? >> I'm hoping, you know, I'm kind of liking quarterzip over here just because it's current, you know? I kind of like mauve. >> Who here right away are you really hoping it's not? >> I'm hoping it's not. Yeah. Um, >> who are you like, please don't be this guy. >> And I forgot your name already. I'm sorry. >> Well, I don't want to tell you now. >> Nice to meet you. >> It's nice. It's a pleasure to meet you. >> It's a pleasure. Look at you. Y'all got beautiful eyes. Oh my goodness. I see where she gets it from. >> Yes. >> Shoot. >> Have you ever had a crush on a girlfriend's mom? >> I mean, you know, I ain't never met you before, so you know, we might have some issues now. I don't know. >> But you're supposed to be dating my daughter. >> I mean, I told her I told her how it is. She knows what it is. >> Do you practice safe sex? >> Almost definitely. My ballup game is super strong. No question at all. >> Okay. So, you don't practice uh waiting for marriage? >> You know, I don't I don't want to go out and, you know, you don't go out and buy a car and just, you know, buy it and, you know, you're stuck with that car forever. You know, it's like you got to you got to see how, you know, you got to take it for a little ride, you know, see how it be hitting the little bumps. You know, you got to got to see how it rides. You feel me? Mhm. >> What's the vibe you're getting off of him? >> Uh, I think I went down a little bit on the vibe, >> you know, to to be honest. You know, I definitely before, you know, things get official, I definitely got to meet the mom, you know, find out what she going to be looking like, for sure. >> Oh, see if I can get me a little two for one or something. You know, >> a two for one. Okay. >> Gosh, my >> There we go. All right. So, >> HOW DID YOU ASK MY daughter out? I just want to see this reenactment. >> What's your name? Jada. >> Jada. Jada. It's a pleasure to meet you, Jaden. My name is Nicholas. >> Okay. Hello. >> I love your hair. >> Thank you. >> Oh my. You know, I dabble a little bit in the hair, too. We might have to go out, you know, have a little, you know, sipping sipping hair date or something. >> Sipping hair dates. That could be a time watching this. >> This is Yes. Very. >> So, what do you NOT GOING? >> WAIT, WHY? WHY? I'm so curious. Because my daughter probably would have rolled her eyes at you so fast. >> Oh no. >> I don't like the sip of you. >> I know. I don't like the insincere get in the space trying to mack them up. >> What's your name? >> Clement. >> Clement. Are you physically active? Do you work out at all? >> I I do work out. I mean I I could definitely I think I could pick her up. >> Okay, let's try to see this. >> You got this. There it is. >> BARELY. BARELY. OH, don't don't drop her. Please don't drop her. >> What are your intentions with my daughter? >> Marriage. I would never date for without marriage. >> And do you want children? >> Uh, I do, but that would be a complicated thing for me to happen. I would have to adopt because I don't >> Why is it? >> I uh don't have a penis. >> I'm transgender so I cannot sire kids like that. But I wouldn't be >> Yeah. >> I wouldn't uh I wouldn't mind if she wanted kids. I would say absolutely. Let's adopt. >> Oh, I don't really want kids, though. >> I'm thinking he's not the one. >> Yeah. Let's just start with your dance moves. >> We'll start there. >> Okay. Uh well, what type of music? >> I mean, what kind of music? OKAY. HEY, YOU KIND of jump right in there. Hey, >> I can see that. Let's do it. >> All right. Get back out. >> So, you're obviously fearless. What's the craziest thing you've done? >> Craziest thing I've done. >> What's your definition of crazy? >> Oh gosh. Um, whatever you thought of that you want to make sure that's what I'm asking about. >> This could be crazy to some people, but I'm trans. I'm transgender. >> Okay. Okay. >> Uh, so I was born a female, but I mean, most people can't tell that about me. >> What do you think the world needs right now? >> Openness and love. >> I think the world needs to be kinder to people who are not kind >> cuz a lot of people who aren't kind are very misguided. >> Okay. Okay. >> How are you? >> I'm doing, you know, a little nervous to meet you, but I'm also excited. >> I like your tats. They are colorful. So, I mean, let's start with the story behind those. What's the meaning? What the color? the choice like >> yes 100%. So these are from like all different kind of places I've lived. These are from Honolulu. Some of these are from Tennessee. Um some of these are from kind of like all over the West Coast, Vancouver, Canada. So different like pieces of my life. >> Any any illegal activity? >> I did not do anything illegal. >> You did not do anything illegal? Yeah. >> So like how illegal? Like >> not like the law right now? >> Basically like No, no, no. Now I'm like I'm in a master's program going into counseling. So, I'm kind of one of those people who like got into some went through some and now like people help me through it, and now I'm trying to help other people through it. >> What if I told you that even though I'm only 5'9, your daughter makes my heart feel 6'3? >> Oh, I see you standing. >> I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried. >> Okay. >> I'm not afraid of her taking the limelight, being a powerful woman. >> I don't know. I I I do think it they look a little awkward together, but how about if your family were to friends were to describe you? How would they describe you? >> I would say they would say um very like fun and goofy and then also really like caring and uh trustworthy. >> Caring and trustworthy. Okay, >> maybe a little weird. >> A little weird. >> I think people I don't know. I just have a a little bit of an odd personality. I like weird art, weird music. >> I'm thinking I like him, but uh I don't know if Natalie's dating him. I don't know. I probably wouldn't choose you for Natalie. >> May I give you a hug? I'm a hugger. >> You can We can hug. >> Hug. >> How are you? >> I'm good. How are you? Oh, you smell good. Okay. See, he's already like she's at a bookstore. She's at She's at a small indie bookstore. She's not at Barnes & Noble. This is a little pick this book. >> Yeah. With coffee that doesn't have a >> What do you think about this book? Are you familiar with this one? >> I think that's a great one. I've read that quite a few times. Um, uh, how to get away with murder. >> Oh, yeah. >> Is that something that you're trying to look into? >> Murder. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Really into murder, actually. So, you're at the club. Yeah. >> And maybe you walk away and some guy thinks it's his opportunity to shoot his shot. He stumbles over a little drunkenly. And maybe you like quarterzip over there. Kidding. >> Not the quarter zip stream. He's so sweet. >> I am so just kidding. >> I'm just being messy. But, okay. So then somebody's talking to her and you come up. >> Yeah. Well, I'd read her body language and make sure she's safe and okay. If she gave any signs that she wasn't safe or comfortable, I'd get in the middle of it and I would stop it immediately. >> Okay. >> Good to see you again. How are you? >> I'm good. How are you? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. So, how often do you uh do you get a haircut? Do you blow dry your hair? >> Yeah. >> Can I feel your muscles? >> You can feel them. Yeah, you can feel them. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like touch the back, too. >> You're going to flex. >> What's that? >> Flex. I mean, I'm wearing the jacket. >> Oh, yeah. I can still feel it. Okay. Um, do you think you can pick me up? >> I know I can. >> Okay. >> Okay. Confident. >> If my daughter was uh needed to be carried somewhere, would you be able to carry her? >> I have done so before. Not with her, but with other people and I would Yes. >> Can I see swooping? Yes, that's what I was thinking. >> Yeah, like >> that's totally fine. Let's go everywhere. >> Where are we going? Muscle. >> Definitely physically fit, which you are. So, check that box. >> I can do that. Definitely do. >> Can you call your mom right now and and have her let us know how you are? >> I can call her right now and I'm sure she'd answer. >> Oh, really? >> Awesome. >> Yeah. >> Well, hello. >> Well, hello. Just want to let you know right now we are recording live, but I was asked to call you to see if you could pitch me if I'd be a good boyfriend to Susie's daughter. >> Oh, okay. How would your son treat my daughter? >> Oh my gosh, he would be amazing. Mhm. >> He's probably the most loving and caringest person that I've ever met. >> A >> he's he is super sweet. He's very thoughtful. He loves with his whole heart. Are you her mother? >> Yes. >> Oh my gosh. Well, mom to mom, I just have to tell you, he would be an awesome catch. >> Yes. >> For your daughter. >> Yes, I think so. >> I'm looking forward to meeting you. >> I know. I can't wait to you, too. Um, I'm thinking I would choose him. >> I'd be very happy if you brought him home. >> Hello. >> Hello. Nice to meet you. >> All right. Nice to meet you, too. Before my daughter, tell me about the last person you kissed. >> The person I was dating for about two years. >> Two years. Okay. Why aren't you dating now? >> Turns out we don't agree on everything. And that kind of made some issues that just drove us apart. >> What's something you wouldn't tell a girl on the first date? >> Oh, probably about how like messy my family dynamic is. >> Yeah. They don't really like each other, so my family's all very distant from one another. >> Gotcha. Do you have any interesting talents? >> Yeah. I don't know. I can make a suspiciously good like trumpet noise, but that's >> Let's hear it, please. >> Please. Sorry. >> That's impressive. I I do love a good mouth trumpet. >> That is That is impressive. That's impressive. >> I don't think it's you. >> Well, why not? >> Really? It's just kind of the the energy. But it's nice to meet you. >> Hi. >> I'm Susie. >> What was your name? >> What was your name again? >> My name is Mark. But >> Mark, okay. Nice to meet you, Mark. >> Nice to meet you again. >> Mhm. >> Tell me some of your interests. >> So, uh, lately I've just been, uh, reading a lot of Japanese and Korean comic books. Uh, following Formula 1, uh, wielding keyboards. >> Okay. Do you spend a lot of time in front of the computer? >> A little bit too much. Yeah, >> a little bit too much. Okay. I'm thinking that he is sweet, but I think that uh I I don't know. I think that you're because of your height. I don't know. To me, I would not choose you to be dating my daughter. >> Let me see how you approached my daughter. How would you ask her out? You saw her in the club >> being a Oh, we're in the club. >> Oh gosh. >> We're in the club. >> You're in the club and the music's playing. >> Do I have to yell? >> Um, hey. Um, we got quite quite an alluring vibe. >> Oh, thanks. I don't get that often. >> Normally don't approach women. Oh. Oh, >> but I had to. I had to this time. >> Oh, that's so sweet. I'm glad you did. >> How often do you run into dumb people? >> Um, fair fairly often, I guess. When it's like truly someone that I'm like, >> I I have a theory that the smarter you are, the more dumb people you encounter. And if you're really dumb, you never run into anybody that's not smart. And so, everybody is smart to you. >> Yeah. Interesting. >> See, right. >> How have you dealt with a breakup in the past? >> Uh, typically it's them packing up their stuff and moving out. >> Stand next to each other. Let me see. >> Can you? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. All right. So, let's test chemistry. Yeah. >> Um, >> yeah. Flirt with my daughter. >> Hey. >> Hey. Can I buy you a drink? >> Yeah, sure. I'd love a drink. >> I'm really bad at this, but I thought you were so pretty. If I didn't, by the end of the night, I'd regret it. So, I just had to come up here and awkwardly ask because that's kind of my thing. But when it's something like that, >> I don't think it's you. >> Really? >> Let's see this. It's with the hips. The movements of the hips. >> See, that's I keep on wanting to do my toe. That's so funny. I probably look like a cowboy. >> If my daughter murdered someone, would you help her hide the body? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Do you want to have children? >> Is that important to you? >> Absolutely important. I definitely want grandkids. >> Yeah. I mean, um, what's a third? >> A third? What? >> You know >> what? >> I have a four-year-old son and I have a 2-year-old daughter. Okay. >> That are going to be five and three in April. >> You're not the one. >> Sorry. I don't really care what you do, but do you want to do it >> professionally? Your job, whatever it is that you do, is it by choice? Okay. >> It is 100% by choice. >> So, tell me about that. >> I'm a pilot. >> You're a pilot? >> Well, in training still. I amum training to be an airline pilot. >> What's one of your strangest hobbies? >> You know, this is something I guess I haven't even told you. So, >> I'm going to reveal this. I um like I said, I like all things transportation and sometimes I do >> I train Chase. I like different models of specific trains and I will chase them kind of through the countryside and take photos of them as they're >> Okay. Is this from the air or in a car? >> Both. >> Both. >> I love that. Okay. >> Depends on what I'm doing and where I'm going. So >> Okay. >> Yeah. I just like things that move. I'm telling you >> things that move. Okay. Well, do you move? Do you dance? What's your best dance move? >> Oh gosh. No. That >> to see you bust a move. >> I dance. I cannot dance. >> Can we Can we get a twostep? >> A twostep? Uh, I don't even I haven't even twosteped in my life, but I think it's like right and it's like >> okay, okay, I'll bet you tried. >> Yeah, right. And then you're like, right, I think so. >> I'll take that. I'll take that for a twostep. >> Okay, I appreciate it. >> What's your religious background? >> I'm a Hindu. >> Hindu? >> Yeah. >> Are you religious? >> I would say I'm trying to be more religious. >> So, if you're dating my daughter, are you going to try to persuade her to be Hindu? >> Absolutely not. Whatever she wants. >> Would you convert? Would you convert to Christianism? >> That I probably would not do though. >> Christian to Christian. >> Is that even a word? >> Christianity. >> Yeah. >> Is that important to you? >> Um I I would prefer Natalie to date someone who's a Christian because we're Christian, >> right? >> Would you uh go to church with us on Easter? >> I would love to. I think it would be a very educational experience and I have gone to my local church's sermons during Easter and stuff just to find it because I find it interesting. So, >> uh, can you stand next to him? Let me see. I actually I could I could see them dating. I don't know why, but I could see them dating. >> And who do you think the boyfriend is? >> I have no idea who you're dating. >> But I would want it to be Eric. >> Okay. >> Do you think it's Eric? >> Go ahead and stand. >> I hope it's Eric. Yeah. Stand next to Eric. >> Yes. I absolutely think it's Eric. All right. Will Natalie's boyfriend step forward? >> Are you serious? >> Are you serious? >> I didn't know. >> Are you serious? >> I'm Yeah, I'm I'm her boyfriend. >> How did you guys meet? Uh, we started working together and I I basically I just take a bunch of odd jobs and she was assisting at the same place and we kind of just started like we hit it off. She's really smart. Sorry for swearing, but she's incredibly smart. She's like the most fun person you could ever be around. She's got crazy humor. She's got great music taste. She's like brilliant. Like you couldn't you couldn't find someone better than her. Anyone who could ever have her would be very very very very lucky. A >> a >> Are you in love? Are you in love? >> I'm in love. >> I'm in love. >> I'm not in love. >> What are you talking? >> Would you want to bring Clen to a party to the house? >> Salsa. >> I think we can salsa together. Absolutely. >> I think it's you, but it could also be quarterzip that I that I seems like a fun guy. Like they'd have fun. But I think it could be you, too. So, you'd be my number one choice and then you would be my number two. >> Here's her boyfriend. >> Oh, hi Mark. I was so wrong. Nice to meet you. Well, you don't have sex. I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I don't know her at all." >> Yay. >> That's one. >> What gave it away? >> What? I just He seems like somebody you would date. Okay. So, how did you guys meet? >> Online. >> Online? We app like the same day? >> No. Literally, >> you same day we talked about it, like off rip. >> Mhm. 3 hours later we're there together. >> Yeah. >> Do you think there's a chance you could fall in love with her? >> I think there's a chance. Yeah. >> You think there's >> I think there's a chance for a lot of things, but I think there's a chance for that. Absolutely. I want to see her again. I'm going to see her again. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah, this I'm heavy. All right, guys. Thank you so much.
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