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Guys, I'm taking us to school today. >> I graduated already. I don't want to be here. >> No, I'm taking us to school today. Eggman said he had a few things that he wanted to teach us. So, we're going to follow him into a classroom and we're going to learn. >> Oh, yes, of course. >> Yo, do do you guys know notice anything uh different about me? >> OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GAY. >> NO, NO, NO, I'M not gay. [laughter] Me gay? >> I knew it, >> Mr. Sonic, I think you were a rainbow. >> Oh my god, YOU'RE GAY. >> I'M NOT GAY. WAIT, hold on. Time out. Cream. What the [ __ ] happened to your voice? You are 4 years old, bro. You did not hit no puberty. >> What are you mean, Mr. Sonic? I already have a 401k. >> Yo, excuse me. Can you like wait inside real quick? >> Don't worry. It's going to be me. >> Wait, why is Sonic gay? I'm not I'm not gay. I I don't know what the [ __ ] we're talking about. Uh, so >> listen. Listen. If you like Shadow, I get it. I I'm I'm gonna be honest, bro. Right. Like, I took the Soggy Emeralds, right? I used Tails as a machine. I'm not gonna say which one it was, but I used Tails' machine, right? I flew over to Angel Island. I kind of used the Master Emerald without permission. >> Wait, wait. Who said you could use that? What the hell? That's not for you to take. >> Okay. You were at Firehouse Subs on a lunch break, dog. >> Me being on a lunch break doesn't mean you could just take my [ __ ] >> Okay. Yeah, that's for me and father to take. Exactly. >> I just took it upon myself to, you know, evolve the soggy emeralds into super soggy emeralds. And guys, there's no narcissism anymore. I feel great. >> This isn't going to end well, is it? >> Eggman, man. What classroom are you in? >> Oh. Uh, here's the thing. I don't necessarily have a classroom. See, this is actually an abandoned school from one of those very scary videos I saw online. Here's one, >> guys. The the school rules say no running. >> Okay, then I won't run. I'm >> desk because I'm his favorite. >> Get out of that desk. I want that [music] desk. I want to >> Sorry, Eggman. Sorry. Sorry. I'm I'm I'm not doing anything wrong. >> Now, today we're going to be learning about healthy eating. >> What's good, nerd? What's good, nerd? >> Evil scary Sonic guy, my substitute teacher, will be dealing with any of you that misbehave. By the way, I think I'm dealing with the substitute. >> What's good, nerd? Give me your lunch money. >> Yeah, but I don't know how to write. >> I'm not going to get off of you. No. >> Wait, are you talking in THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM? SONIC GUY. DON'T GET TAILS. HE'S TALKING. HE'S GOING TO HE'S going to tell him. >> FATHER, PICK ME. >> Give me your lunch money, nerd. >> Stay away from me. >> Eggman, are we allowed to bring guns into the school? Tails has a gun. >> That's not a gun. That's a laser cannon. Big difference. >> It It work It works like a gun anyway. >> Father, they got the answer wrong. Destroy them. >> What? I'm out of here. >> I don't think I want to be in this class anymore. >> Guys, the substitute is beating the [ __ ] out of us. So, I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of your question. Sit back in your seat. >> Hey, I'll give you $5 if you beat the [ __ ] out of Eggman. I I don't want to be in the school anymore. I can't hold you. Okay, $10. That's a deal. Go for it. Watch. This is going to be so funny. >> A shiny. Oh jeez. Oh no. >> Oh, [laughter] did you just see that [ __ ] >> Yeah, that was funny as Tails. You look What the [ __ ] is this costume, dog? Halloween was yesterday. >> Well, I just like wearing >> You look like a nerd. >> I'm not a nerd. You look like a nerd. Point and laugh at me. >> Give me your lunch money. >> SORRY. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH my god. >> You have caused me too much pain. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CLASSROOM. >> I'M SORRY. >> EGGMAN, don't talk about us like that. We did our best and tried to learn. >> I thought I could. >> Eggman, do you know about the Dare Plan? >> No, I don't know about the Dare PLAN. WHAT'S THE DARE? >> IS THERE a teacher who doesn't know about the Dare Plan? >> No. Heck, man. I I really care about the the dare plan, especially after what happened with the Chaos Emeralds you gave me. >> They were wet, not drugged. I'm the same difference. Tails, are you okay? I know you were getting bullied. Put the gun down. Put the gun down, Tails. >> Oh, nice combo, little buddy. You see, I'm p I'm personally invincible. >> You're allergic to laser beams. Tails, don't use your [ __ ] gun anymore. Amy's allergic. >> Oh, guys, we got to get the [ __ ] out of here. We got to get the Eggman. What the [ __ ] >> HE'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. I DIDN'T KNOW HE'D BE THIS AGGRESSIVE. >> YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNEW THE SUBSTITUTE teacher had a had a [ __ ] felony charge. >> Wow. There goes Eggman. Okay. Multiple felony charges. Put them on the serial killer list. Hey, can we talk? Why are you killing kids in this school? Like, that's not all right. Anger issues. Anger issues. And you kill people. >> Do better. Do better. Knuckles, you're taking your sweet old time. [laughter] >> No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I was just uh toying with him. >> Yeah, he's going to toy with your neck. He's going to rip it off. >> I'm okay. I'm fine. I I don't I don't make it, did I? [laughter] >> I think that this might be a very good lesson as to how your diet can affect you in the future. >> Yeah. Did you see from Sons? YOU DIE. >> I think Eggman like real life died. I think like the ex like real life got him. Tails. >> Tails, why are you walking away slowly? What's going on? No, nothing. >> Tails, talk to me. What's going on? >> You know, actually that I I want you guys to apologize for being mean to me at the school. You just call me a nerd and >> back up. Hey, let me talk to Tails or I'll tell the Department of Education on you. I'm pushing you down the stairs. [laughter] Yo, let's go talk to me, Tails. >> Hey, what's up, nerd? >> Listen, I I didn't appreciate that >> he slapped you on the back of the noggin, bro. Are you just going to take that? Tails, fight back. >> Come here. Come here. >> Oh, >> I have a gun. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tails, calm down. It was It was a joke. I didn't even take your lunch money this time. >> Hold the treasure. You owe it. >> No, I'm sorry. We're friends no more. >> Heal me, please. >> Stay. >> I'll give you your lunch money back. [laughter] >> You're a grown man taking a four-year-old's lunch money. [laughter] >> Not [ __ ] cool, dude. >> Yeah, you got some [ __ ] issues, dog. What the hell? Not taking my sandwiches away from me, Sonic. >> Okay, I I learned. LOOK WHO'S THE ADDICT NOW. Holy [laughter] [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Knuckles. >> Look who needs to go to [ __ ] rehab now. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I'm better than >> sandwiches. Who needs to go to rehab for sandwiches? >> Hey, leave Sonic alone. Metal Sonic. >> Going to cast spells. >> Amy, what spell are you about to cast up? Give me the name of it. >> [ __ ] off. >> Oh, wow. Okay, that's awesome. OH, I DON'T THINK HE LIKE THAT SPELLING. SONIC, >> you actually can't help me. [laughter] >> Knuckles, I'll heal you real quick. Finally, >> take these totally prescribed DRUGS I HANDED OVER. [screaming] >> NO. >> OH, these are great. IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS A SANDWICH. >> I cannot get used to your face cream. Oh, >> I just didn't know where >> I just didn't know where Tails was, you know? I'm not I'm not feeling that hyper right now, guys. >> Oh. Oh, Mr. Sonic, [laughter] I got you, TW. Your voice is [ __ ] freaking me out. I can't >> I know, right? Oh my god. >> Listen, I know about puberty, but I didn't think it would hit this hard. >> I'm just going to stay over here and try to survive. [laughter] >> Oh, >> let's get out of here. Amy, where are [laughter] you? >> I GOT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. OH. OH, NO. CREAM, ESCAPE. CREAM, RUN. >> I'm so I don't know my way around this area. I I'll give you I'LL GIVE YOU 20 PRESCRIBED DRUGS IF YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE 20 prescribed drugs? >> I have my methods. >> Come on. Up the spring. >> Up the spring. Okay, Mr. Sonic. I got to get out of here. >> Oh, I have infinity. That's awesome. What's going on, man? No, don't don't don't [ __ ] do that [ __ ] [music] Don't do that [ __ ] Can we You just got out of rehab and I and like you told me like don't tell the Department of Education and now I have to. >> Uh I hope you realize that this is my property. They legally can't do anything about it. >> Okay. [laughter] >> Homefield advantage. >> Eggman, when did you even build this place? >> Oh, this is a very old one. Very, very old. >> Yeah, you're I'm gonna be honest. Um I'm with the homeowners association. I'm noticing a lot of uh what's it called? Dangers in this uh this establishment. >> I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE PART OF ANY HOA. >> YEAH, but look, first of all, let's start with this railing. Do you see any um reason this railing wouldn't just [ __ ] trip somebody and make them fall to their [ __ ] doom? >> Well, IT'S NOT THERE TO STOP PEOPLE FROM FALLING OFF. IT'S there for decoration. >> You don't have a railing for decoration. You have a railing to save people, you know. Anyway, let's continue on. Mhm. Giant metal doors that are automatic. >> What? They're not cool. >> They're cool, but at HOA violence. >> When have they ever failed? >> Five Nights at Freddy's. >> DO I LOOK LIKE WILLIAM AFTON TO YOU? >> I don't know if the boot fits. You're both genocidal maniacs. Like, >> it's a coincidence. >> It's not a I and you said you're not a genocidal maniac, but like when you broke apart the Earth and unleashed, like a lot of people fell in between those cracks, you know? >> I think that was THEIR FAULT. I SWEAR TO GOD, NO >> GUY TRYING TO HELP. [laughter] >> It's so funny cuz it looks like he's just like giving you a hug every time. >> This hug hurts. >> Back to these uh HOA violations, by the way. Eggman, can you follow me? >> No, of course. >> Um, is this a giant arc nuclear reactor? >> I'm next. >> Uh, no, it's not nuclear. There's no nuclear fusion here. This is a reactor involving the use of chaos energy. >> So, you're telling me if something happens, this thing will not explode? >> No, it will explode. about it. That's that's extremely uh how do I put that's hypotheticals and you can say that about anything [laughter] hypothetically anything could explode. >> Have you ever uh looked into the details of these Chaos Emeralds? Have you ever wondered that you know the person who provided this to you? It could have been fake being that I'm in Hyper right now with all the emeralds. >> Well, that doesn't necessarily mean they're inside you. >> Eggman, I absorbed them. They're in me. Please tell me you can take it out cuz if you can't take this [ __ ] out, we're going to all [ __ ] blow up. I mean, I could take it out, but I would need Metal Sonic FOR THAT. >> GOD DAMN [screaming] IT. >> I'M TRYING TO SAVE Amy right now. Oh, there we go. Oh, no. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, don't worry. The only people that [music] are going to kill you are me and the doctor. Flattery at its finest. Metal Sonic, I don't know if it's too late, but I'm going to need you to go to the nuclear reactor room and take that fake emerald out of the generator before this entire facility blows up, please. >> No. No, it'll be fine. >> So, it's not going to blow up, Eggman, right? >> I did not say that. Oh my god, YOU ARE GOING TO BE [ __ ] SUED FROM THE HOA. And now I'm stuck here. Now we're all stuck here. Eggman, we're stuck here with the [ __ ] nuke frozen in time. Great. This is awesome. This is swell. This is [ __ ] sweet. Oh, wow. You're all the way over there. H Maybe I should let you die here. Maybe I should let you face the [ __ ] wonders of the giant nuclear [ __ ] bomb that's exploding right next to us, huh? >> It's not nuclear. I [ __ ] taught you BETTER THAN THIS. >> YOU DIDN'T [ __ ] TEACH ME [ __ ] IF IT BLOWS UP TO ME, IT'S [ __ ] nuclear. Evil scary Sonic guy, can you do me a favor? >> Can you check out if that's like nuclear? Thank you. You just need to check out THAT [screaming] FASCINATING. >> I'm back, guys. What's going on? >> Well, it's been great, EVIL SCARY SONIC GUY, BUT I HAVE AN AMY ROSE TO GET TO. That's the only other one that survived. Get a load of this. >> Get a load of this. >> Goodbye. >> Get a load of this. >> Hey, Knuckles. Long time no see. >> You sound [laughter] exactly like that, by the way. I sound I sound nothing like that. I haven't said long time no see in like what? How long? You tell me. >> I guess you can say it's been A LONG TIME. >> GETTING OUT of here. >> Okay, that was your location. >> You need to work on it. Tails, you look like you need help. I can suck. I'm >> asking for your medication cuz I really need some. >> Tails, what the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> Tails. Tails, no. I'm stopping this. I'm stopping this right here. Stop it. >> But Sonic, I I'm about to die. >> Evil scary Sonic guy. Evil scary Sonic guy. Come here. Do you condone the use of drugs? Evil scary Sonic Guy. >> Uh, I do not. That's actually why I'm in rehab. >> Yeah. No. See, it's not [ __ ] cool. Tails, don't listen to Cream. We don't even know if that is Hey, Evil Scary Sonic Guy, can you kill? Can you please go like target the [ __ ] out of [laughter] my friend drug? >> Please don't do that. >> It hurts. >> It hurts so much. >> Cream. Wow. When I said like hit her like Yeah. No, like I know no more I know. No more like I I expected you to be way easier on her. >> You You told me to stop her. >> Yeah, but like wow. I meant like a stern talking to you. >> I'm not sitting here and arguing with you. Hey, Nux. I heard what's been going on with uh Firehouse. >> Listen, it's my relationship with Firehouse Subs is getting out of hand. >> That's what it is. >> I did you a favor. Me and Eggman, we destroyed every firehouse in the country. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> I DIDN'T SAY GO THAT FAR. I I just would stop eating them every day, but I can't have it at all. Go cold turkey. What the [laughter] [ __ ] guys? >> I told you he wasn't going to take it. Well, you said it. You bought it. >> I thought I THOUGHT HE WOULD LIKE WITH YOU. OH, he's Knuckles. Put the [ __ ] fist down. You have a problem. Get the [ __ ] out of here. >> YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. >> Get the [ __ ] OUT OF HERE. >> GODAMN SANDWICHES. >> AMY, can I talk to you to the side real quick? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I told you. I told you Knuckles wasn't going to [ __ ] take it. Well, >> I told you. >> IT WAS YOUR IDEA. >> LIKE, I know. No, it was Eggman's idea. And you know, I thought it was a pretty good [ __ ] idea, but obviously like Amy, I'm getting cataracts. >> Amy, Amy, the world the world is [screaming] dark. I need you to bring me to the ring. Amy, I need you to bring me there. [laughter] >> I can't I can't hear. >> I can't see. I can't see. I can't. Amy, I can't see. >> Are you kidding me? >> Amy, I can't see what's going on. Amy, are you okay? Amy, why are we walking anymore? >> I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. >> AMY, why aren't we walking anymore? Okay. Okay. >> Amy. Amy, I'm scared. >> Where do you think you're going? >> OH NO. >> OH MY GOD. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Amy's dead. Amy's dead. Knuckles, I can't see anything. Can you punch me in the [ __ ] face? Yeah, I need to see if it works. If I do this, will you will you bring the Firehouse subs back? >> I'll think about it. I just need to see first. >> All right, let me give it a try. >> Oh my god. Oh my gosh. I can see again, but like the world is like weirdly rainbow now. Oh my god. Ice sandwiches. >> He put your head on the perch like a [ __ ] trophy, dog. Holy [ __ ] Hey, Sonic. Exe. Did you know it's Nout November? Oh. Oh. Oh no. Is it actually? >> Yeah, dog. Wait, don't tell me you [ __ ] up already. >> Sonic. [laughter] >> OH MY GOD, THEY [screaming] GOT HIM. FEEL LIKE NO. NO. NO. It erases you FROM THE [ __ ] TIMELINE. HOLY [ __ ] THEY [ __ ] GOT HIM. OH MY GOD. I WAS SO ENAMORED. I forgot to go in the ring. >> What's going on, Eggy? >> Hello. >> Oh. Yo, he's lowkey getting sturdy on you, but I lowkey don't want to help. Okay, I'll help. >> Got you guys. >> You good? >> Yeah. >> Oh, they're medical drugs that you're overdosing on. >> Oh, that hurt. >> Hey, that hurt a lot. >> Little little metal boy, you're you're safe with me. >> Oh, yeah. I forgot you're gay now. >> I'm not [ __ ] No, I'm not. [laughter] >> Um, your secret will be safe for me. [laughter] >> Yo yo yo, [laughter] >> I don't like what I'm hearing. I I think I got to tell Shadow. [ __ ] you're right. [screaming] >> Hey. Uh, I think Cream's going through like puberty, dog. >> Oh, yeah. Cream went through puberty a little bit ago. >> Yeah. No, she's selling she's selling drugs. Shadow. >> Oh, I didn't teach you how to do that. Shoot a gun. Sure. But, uh, selling drugs. >> Sonic, help me. >> That's not me. >> We're going to need TO TALK. >> SONIC, HELP [screaming] ME. >> WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, THOUGH? >> YEAH. YEAH. Put me on hold. Put me on. Are you about to die, Amy? [screaming] Okay. Metal, I got you. I think I'm cooked. No, you're not. No, you're not. Metal. NO, METAL. [screaming] I could have saved you. You're an [ __ ] Hey, get the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] >> I have business to attend to. >> No, you don't got no [ __ ] business to attend to. Come. Don't [ __ ] ignore me. Stop [ __ ] running for me. Leave her alone. NO. OH, I WAS TOO SLOW to save my buddy. NO. LEAVE KNUCKLES ALONE. He's the last baby daddy I have left. Rage mode's over. I stalled enough. Come on, Knuckles. NO. [screaming] Why the [ __ ] is my HP dropping? I think the crushing guilt of losing my baby mama and my baby daddy made me lose my like trillion HP. What did you get off that? I thought I thought you were going to [ __ ] rehab. >> I put on my playlist for you. >> Let me get this straight. >> You killed my friends for Spotify premium. >> I get to listen to songs on the go. >> Amy, >> obviously. >> Oh my god. Well, [laughter] if if I wasn't the Sonic that helped you, there was another one that was coming. Hey, man. >> Let go of me. Hey man, [laughter] I know you don't like I I want you to understand like I know you don't appreciate me beating the [ __ ] out of you, but I don't appreciate you killing my friends for Spotify play. >> I don't need Spotify premium anymore. I already have my subscription. >> So then why are you killing my friends now? >> Hulu Plus. >> Oh my gosh. Hulu Plus. Knuckles, don't let him do Oh, W COMBO KNUCKLES. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I GOT HANDS. >> CREAM. Knuckles actually needs a top off. like he's the only one who I think actually needs it. >> Don't worry. >> Go away. >> I got you. >> What the [ __ ] HAPPENED TO MY HP? WHAT HAPPENED? WHY AM [screaming] I LOW? I'M LITERALLY AT ZERO HP. YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU LACED ME. >> Get out of here. >> Oh my god. EVERYTHING HURTS. IT'S ALL RED. IT'S [laughter] ALL RED. EVERYTHING'S ALL RED. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS HAPPENING? >> YOU KNOW, I AM A LICENSED PHARMACIST, BUT I don't have any uh medication on me. So, good luck. Thanks, Eggman. >> Danger. >> How do you How did you say that three times fast? THAT WAS CRAZY. >> HEY, DUDE. Can you not kill my friends right before they make it to the exit? >> Stop standing at the ring for like 5 years before you [ __ ] go in. I can't kill you. [laughter] >> I'm sorry, dog. That's what the Super Emeralds [ __ ] do for me. It makes me unkillable. You better [ __ ] pray I don't double jump and erase everything on screen, including you. >> Can you place laser [ __ ] again? And the strength. >> Where the [ __ ] are we? >> Oh, look at this. This is some kind of judgment hall. >> Wa. This place is >> It's a beautiful day outside. The birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. >> On days like these days like you >> should be eating a nice afternoon. >> I can't lie to you guys. I kind of feel like this is it. We've been through like how many times? So many different killers and evil stabby Sonic and evil scary Sonic guy and evil Super Sonic guy. We've been through a lot of [ __ ] but I I feel like this is it. >> This is the end. >> I think we're going to find our way out here. I don't know. Something about this place just kind of feels right. >> Got a break for you, Sonic. >> I hope I haven't been as much as an [ __ ] this time as >> No, you've been a pretty big [ __ ] >> What? Dude, I'm >> just the normal amount of [ __ ] Sonic. >> Exactly. Just the exact RIGHT AMOUNT OF [ __ ] VERMIN THAT I'D LOVE TO BE A NEMESIS. >> SONIC, WHAT'S THAT? >> This is the barrier, Sonic. This is what keeps us all trapped underground. If by any chance you have any unfinished business, please do what you must. >> Can I punch him? >> Yeah. >> Did you actually get any other fire? >> Let's go, boy. Okay, >> this is it then. Ready. [music] >> At first, I was afraid. I was petrified, thinking, "How am I going to beat this evil scary Sonic guy?" But then I spent so many rounds thinking how you did [music] us wrong. But I grew strong and I learned how to get along. And so we're [music] back from Hill Jim. We're trapped inside with evil guy. [music] And yes, looking kind of grim. I should have stayed my ass at home. I should have [music] left you cold turkey. If I had known for just one second there would be an evil scary me. Go on now. Go. >> Yeah. [screaming] Guys, we made it through the [ __ ] barrier. Wait, do y'all hear that? What is that music? >> It's amazing. It leaves me with determination. EXIT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. >> AMY. AMY. >> Oh my god. He [music] stopped me from being able to fly. >> He's using all of his moves now. Is that it? >> This is the finale. >> Is that the exit right down there? >> Take him away, Metal. >> Good [ __ ] Metal. Where did HE GO? UP THE >> I FOUND THE EXIT. GOODBYE. GO, GO, GO. IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR. >> COME ON, WE'RE ALMOST HOME. >> We're not leaving anyone behind. Not even you, Tails. >> He's back. >> Holy [ __ ] That was your best use of your Sonic help me fire cannon yet. [music] >> I hit him down the stairs. Go. Go through the portal. Go. >> Oh no. >> Oh my god. >> [ __ ] AMY. CRAIG. WE'RE TRAPPED HERE. I'm doing everything I can, but he's in rage mode. My stun doesn't last for long. Sonic, you have to help. I'm doing everything I can. SHOW THEM THE POWER OF THE SUPER EMERALDS. The portal need to go. >> We're only going to have 2 seconds to escape. Amy, PRESS AND GET TO THE PORTAL NOW. LET'S GO. >> STUPID. >> Watch out, Sonic. >> Don't worry. Heck up. [screaming] >> Don't worry. I have a way of getting back. Goodbye, [music] Sonic. Ah, see there I am. I told you guys I'd be in the next one. >> Shut the hell up, Silver.