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[Music] You know I got that you like. So come with me [Music] and my girls are on the way. [Music] She stop. What the Hello. >> We have no money. Oh, Courtney. >> There's a killer. There's a killer. There's a killer. There's a killer. >> The killer. >> There's a killer. Look. Look. >> Oh my god. What are you doing? >> Please. Something. Something. Please. >> Rashido. Rashidito. Lauren. >> Get her. Okay, guess what are you doing out here, girl? >> I was in the neighborhood. >> Courtney, >> it's Deb. >> Oh, girl, what is she doing? >> Girl, >> why are you chasing me? >> You know I like to watch you run. Damn. >> What the I'll go over you. I'll go over you. >> Get big. >> I'm sorry. I'm just in the way. I'm so sorry. My bad. You had to squeeze through. >> Just gang. Just gang. >> In the car. >> You want to sleep? You want to do the honor? >> You hit me in my eye. >> Did I? I'm sorry. Okay. Two girls, one cup. >> Speaking of two girls, one cup. Two bags in one car. [Music] >> So, let me just introduce y'all real quick. >> The YouTube Don Julio, the freakiest girl on the internet. you and more girl bad to the bone YouTube sensless [Music] guys. >> No, wait. What is Italian spaghetti? Every single time I order body pillow, it's like Deb, go outside. Deb, touch grass or I can go upstairs and touch myself. [Music] >> I'm sitting down. I'm filming a video with I'm trying to get her in my bed. Wait, no. Let's actually freestyle. Let's freestyle. Let's freestyle. Okay. where you >> I'm so excited. >> I'm excited. >> Wait. Okay. Honestly, I'm just going to get straight into it. >> What's your unpopular opinion? >> Oh, now you're gag. >> I'll go first. >> Okay. Okay. >> Right. Yeah. Well, yeah. Take me through that. Take me through that. >> Take me through that. >> You know what? Also, >> let's start with a bad >> Let me fix it for you. >> Girl, what the >> You just always want to touch me. >> I don't know why you don't like being touched. That's my problem. That's why I'm talking affectionate girly. >> What does it even mean? That makes you hate me. There's no such thing as, "Oh, I'm not affectionate." If you're affection for the right person. When I want to touch on Courtney, she's, "Oh, I'm not affectionate." >> If you want to be more, you'd be affectionate. >> Yeah. her right. >> Let's do some critical thinking. Does that mean I don't want you? >> Come on. >> No, I don't audience. >> She does. She likes the waiting game. She likes enemies to lovers. She likes this push and pull that we have. >> No. >> Are you really bisexual? >> That's the question of the day. >> Or are you fake by? Are you performing it by? >> I am not a fake by cuz I do watch Courtney. >> When's the last >> what? >> I like men. Yeah. And um >> You're so brave. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's hard. It's really hard liking that gender. But I think Deb has it a little confused cuz I have told her multiple times that >> you like men. >> I like men. Yes. >> What kind of men do you like? I feel like your type is like very Bryce cat. Like you give me like you give me Bryce Hall. >> It would never be that type. Oh, no shade. No shade. No shade. No shade. My type is more of like trying to think. >> Yeah. What are you looking for? Michael B. Jordan. like a Dress or like Benson boo. >> Oh, I like >> you like Benson. >> She loves Benson. >> She was doing and the thing is she's a compulsive liar. I think today my type is cute, kind, handsome, doing good. >> Who put this I like anybody that likes me. >> That's the bars in hell. >> But it's raising. It's raising. >> It's raising >> because they have to be funny. >> Yeah. >> Funny. >> They have to be authentic. Of course, they got to have like a Courtney vibe to them. >> Oh, I think she she's confused. If you wait, he is not my >> [ __ ] Y'all want to get [ __ ] freaky? >> Let's get me out. >> Oh, >> should I go first? Okay, hear me out. Toothless. I'm trying to hear why they call him. >> I don't know why. Why they call? >> Okay. >> He's fine. He can fly. Pick me out. Back around. >> Turn around. >> Okay. Training training and like whips and chains and training >> because because >> the entire internet has been shipping y'all together for years. Who would be the top and who would be the bottom? >> Oo, I love this question. Um, >> cuz you're giving bottom. >> I think I am the bottom. >> She is. She is. You definitely are. You definitely are. Dev, you made a 21minute video explaining how fine you think Swiper the Fox is. >> Wo! Wasn't expecting that question. >> 21 minutes. >> 21 minutes. >> Wow. You Why did you have to put the time stamp? >> Wait, that's upload. Wait a second. >> Wow. Okay. All right. The real question is, why haven't you made any videos donating to your favorite charities? >> Woo. Um, >> let's get a real girl. >> I would love if we could just get some fresh air right now. >> What if we were both on Love Island? Would you go on Love Island? >> Would I go on Love Island? No. Why? >> But y'all would be so like insane on Love Island. >> I thought about going on Love Island. >> I think you'd be good on Love Island, too. I thought about going on Love Island at one point, but then after this last season, I said, "Hell." >> Yes. And also, I feel like I'll be bullied to death. Like, I Well, not to death. >> But I don't like the whole bullying and stuff. >> Yeah, I honestly think that like America would be so gagged at how beautiful and personality you guys have. >> Does that very I'm surprised you haven't had a boyfriend yet. >> I'm surprised, too. >> I was telling Trey. Nobody wants me. >> Her chemistry or just like her like energy is so seductive and so pretty. >> No, you are. You're bad. >> I'm easy. Stop. >> Oh my god. I hope somebody don't choke me. >> I hope somebody don't choke me. I >> hope nobody take my draws off. sister, >> your moves like water. >> Wow. >> Wait till you get inside of it. >> Oh, drop her off. >> We about to have fun. You know, soldiers are good party all night till we see him. >> Are you okay? >> You're lying. >> You're lying. >> Yes, girl. What? >> I need that. >> Look, he's clingy. He's tall. >> That voice crack. [Applause] >> Okay. >> Sorry. >> If you don't see it, you don't see face. >> The girls like, "Get it. Get it." >> The face. >> Sometimes it's not all about the looks. Usually, that's the problem. Sometimes it's not all about the looks. >> Then what is it about? >> Yeah. Yeah, tell us >> has more characteristics. You know, the the tallness. >> He's got like broad shoulders though. >> Yes, exactly. >> He kills people. >> We don't have to think about that part. There's other features about him. >> Were you into Luigi, the one that killed that man? >> No, I was kind of into Wait, are we talking about Mario or Luigi? >> Which Luigi? >> Luigi. Luigi, the one that killed the guy in New York. Why do I >> was part of the fandom a little bit >> and he was think about him? He was passion. >> He's like a man that's passionate about like he has drive. He has ambition. He wants to get >> He cares about the health care system >> and my healthare system. >> Exactly. And my ego system. >> Yes. >> And all my sister. >> Let's do a prostate video. >> Well, yes. >> I feel like you dabble. Which demands? >> You give me booty eater. >> Oh my gosh. >> You eat a booty. >> No. No. I You're not You're not doing too good at No, I wouldn't. Okay. She's She's the Riddler. >> She's the Riddler. >> If you two can swap bodies for a day, what would you do? >> Ooh. >> That would be T. What I do? There's so much to do. So much to do. Only a day. >> Scared, guys. I'm so scared. >> Can we push it to like a week and a half? >> What would you do, though? >> Nothing weird. I wouldn't do anything bad. I would literally just lit like it would just be it would be like >> No, I wouldn't do anything bad. I would literally be good. I'd be a good girl. >> What would you do? >> Go with me. >> It would just be interesting to be you. Like I bet she wakes up every morning. She looks in the mirror body and then she laughs in that rasy voice. I bet your morning voice is raspy. >> Oh, it's so raspy. >> Well, it's And it's even raspy now. Yeah. >> No, it is really raspy today. >> I like it. I like it. >> Whenever I'm sick, I love it. Wait, do it again. Do it again. >> That was so More girl. >> Okay. Okay. >> Courtney. That's what they were calling me at my birthday. >> They were more girl. Yeah. >> Oh, you didn't answer. What would you do as her? >> She'd probably find a way to get out of the situation as quick as possible. >> Um, >> Dr. D from >> No, you're lying. No. >> Now you're laughing. >> It's called Hear Me Out. So listen, let's put our listening ears on. >> He's had a past. Yes. >> Okay. >> Okay. He's got a little bit of a troubled childhood, but once again, he is passionate. He got to get Perry the Platypus. He spent how many seasons, how many episodes pining after capturing Perry. Now imagine he's trying to pine after you. And that face. Stronger face card. Ry or Dr. Dof merch. Who's taking it? Who's taking it? Who's taking it? Who's taking it? >> Yeah. >> There's no way. You looked at that man >> with that long head. No, I can't do >> with that long nose. >> Oh, I see. >> What does that do? No, that didn't do anything for me. >> You like a big nose? >> I see it. >> No, I don't really like a big nose. >> I like a big nose. >> I got a big nose. >> Just look at the way he laying on the ground. I don't know. I just He's fam. >> He listens to Clapp. Okay. Okay. Okay. Valid. What's the question? >> She would follow. >> What's the question? >> I don't know if I want to repeat it. >> Yeah, she doesn't have to repeat herself. Just >> say yes or no. >> To what? >> To >> booty eater. >> Yes. >> Uh, so absolutely not. I cannot go anywhere down that. What about you? >> It is your turn. >> Get that finger out. >> Well, I wouldn't do another. I just can't do that. >> Okay. Okay. >> So, when your man starts doing with BL >> Oh, he won't be. She's strict. She going to be having like You are a strict girlfriend. I'm a strict >> I know you are. Yeah. Even sometimes around you like I got to sit up straight. I want to record Courtney. Like this is scary. >> What is your nightmare of? >> Steve Harvey. >> Why is Steve Harvey? Why don't you like imagine like being high and you look at me? [Music] >> I got to go with the hand. >> Stranger Things. Wait, Wednesday. Um, >> so the hand I I I'm hearing y'all. >> You hear it? You hear it? >> Are open. >> You hear it? Yes. Like imagine having one of these in real life. >> Go do that. I do. I do. Another shot. Ding. Give me a snack. Ding. Rub this. >> I do like Ding though. And he actually for somebody with no dialogue and a lot of character. >> So much character. So much personality >> in the stitches. It look like he been through a lot. >> Oh yes. And you can you can fix the stitches. You can be like, "Let us fix you right there." >> Yeah. You can fix his >> I'll be his personal nurse. >> Wait. >> I'll make him put his thumb in my butt. >> Oh. 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Like people are scared of him, but when he comes home down you practice. >> She can edit. She wanted >> Have you seen the thing where you can take a photo and then Tik Tok choose your sound? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. >> What do you first? I am feeling like I want to die and that this is complete to >> I think this kind of matches your vibe of a boss of a man who's in charge of a dark villain >> now >> girl. >> Okay, aesthetically looking at him, he's orange, he's cute, he's fluffy, he is soft, >> but if you watch the movie, he's got a lot of personality and once again he is passionate. I love a passionate man because when I think of passion, I think of a passionate munch. So >> a passionate munch, >> it's the same thing. He is so passionate about the trees and saving the trees. He's got goals. He's got vision. There's just so much alignment in his life. He knows what he wants. Now apply those characteristics in him wanting you. >> Exactly. >> So what you going to do when he puts his furry fingers in your face? >> Girl, I going to bark. >> I don't bark. I love that about >> Oh, yeah. When I bark. No, but he is cute. He's so cute. >> And in the movie, he has like these little oneliners. She's like, he's cutesy. I think he >> Okay, next question. >> De, you never kissed a man until recently, right? >> Until recently. >> If it wasn't him, who would have been >> manwise? >> Yeah. Who would you wish it was? >> Girl, don't think about it. You said your answer. >> The blue Eminem baby. >> You like him, too? >> Oh, you like him? Oh, I have a body pillow of him. >> Body pillow >> and the lyrics. >> Oh, >> wait. We need to break that down. >> This video is brought to my Better Help. >> There's something about his confidence like he'll probably just have to say, "Hey, >> it's that eyebrow. >> It's the eyebrow. It's the lean." Like, he has a little foot up. Yo, >> I don't know how to explain it, but he reminds me of like Duke Dennis. >> You can do that. It's the aura. Like, there's something about the confidence that just gets >> it for you. >> Speaking of confidence, y'all are right. I'm going to do Kevin. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Kevin doesn't play about his money. >> He really is in charge. >> I just feel like he's packing a punch. >> Okay. Is he packing packing a punch? >> English language. >> And language isn't a part of the love, >> right? >> Just the language, >> right? Okay. How tall is he? >> Yeah. You can't be talking about height, honey. >> Ready? One, two, three. Oh, that's T. >> She's crawling. >> Tesla. >> How does How does >> You did that on purpose. >> I didn't How does it know? >> Wait, wait. >> Why did they clock me? >> They did a little, but it was that pose. You was You was >> It was that lean on the the leather. And like you have those eyes. You have like seductive eyes. >> You do. >> The eye symbol. So there's no other symbol that exists that looks as good as the pot symbol. It gives like an a a a wealthy smart Italian man that's just intelligent. You ever seen a symbol that looked this good? >> The dollar symbol. >> No. Don't eat like this. 14. >> 3.14. >> Girl 1738. >> Y'all don't get Wait, how do y'all not see this? I we see you. >> I think y'all might be blind. I don't know. >> No, you know what? And that's okay. It's hear me out, not see you out. I don't see you. >> I can hear you. >> I can hear you. That's about it. >> I love a man who gives. >> I love a man who brings presents. >> I love a man who everyone loves. >> He wants to pull out Santa. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> He likes the elderly. >> Elderly. >> You like the elderly. >> I like a man with, you know, um some cool some knowledge. >> And that look he's given. Have you been naughty? >> Wait, do you like big boys? >> I do. I need a big boy. >> Okay, sis. >> Tuesday and Wednesday. >> I feel like he's a straight thumb from like January to November cuz I feel like in December he locks in, but then after January he's like out of business. >> What's he doing? He's probably sleeping on sleeping, eating cookies. >> Oh, he's getting bigger. Oh, he's big. If you weren't an internet personality, what would y'all be doing right now? >> At home with my body pillows. >> Just freaking it. >> Just sleeping. Well, I did get my degree, so probably working. >> Do you have a degree? >> She's a nurse. >> Yeah, nursing. >> You're so incredible. >> Hey, stop. >> I love that. Actually, I literally say like for a person to also multifaceted be able to do YouTube, but also go and get a degree. >> It was hell. >> That's so amazing. Yeah, bachelor's degree was hell like a lot. >> But you have it though. >> I do. Yeah, it's fair. >> What about you? >> Well, yeah. What would you be doing? >> I'd be doing nursing probably. >> Oh, I guess you >> But I feel like I'd be thinking like, "Oh my god, I need to be an actor." >> actor. I was going to say I feel like you would be doing something actor. >> Yeah, but I know I would have definitely done. >> You can see me as an actor. >> I can see you as an actor >> when you were running. >> Yeah. >> I try. I try. >> You lost. Y'all will see me in a big movie eventually. It's going to happen. >> Literally, >> you heard it here first. Wow. >> My last one is a little obvious, but it's wild. Did you guys see the new trailer? He left out this like laugh like this grant and like I had to like repeat it like so many times. >> Wait, guys, don't look at me. >> I hear you. I'm with you. >> It's silent. Wait, why is it silent? Why? >> I'm taking it in. I'm taking it in. He is fine. >> He is fine. And he's a fox. Like, I love a fox. >> Like, I'm not a f I'm not a furry. I just like I love fur. Like he's a [ __ ] >> Okay, >> my list is pretty furry. >> Yeah, let's unpack that. >> Well, no. Your turn. >> I made a video flirting with fries on Omegle. Do you think furries deserve rights? And if you were a furry, what would your name be and would your body still be >> T? I'm using the furry would be B. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> What would your name be? I think it' be like >> like for >> I feel like you would have air conditioning your >> Oh, absolutely. [Music] >> Wait, y'all should be a duet. >> That's a T song. This car is the This is the freakiest this car has ever >> I got this question sent to me by everybody. We've been dying to know your answer. I'm not even kidding. >> Oh my god. >> Um, Rosa Parks or Swiper the Fox. >> Does she even know Rosa Parks? >> I do. She was the first woman on Mars. >> Wait, that was somebody else. >> Swiper. Swiper. TV. >> I feel like mine is giving like bad boy and just nerdy >> girl. I see the Is that Mars? Is >> that Dr. Seuss? >> It's Jupiter. >> Oh my gosh. How about this is the biggest planet on in the solar system. Come on. Come on. A close second is Saturn cuz of the rings. Okay. >> Well, you know your planets. >> Okay. Y'all have to understand. I don't >> I don't >> It doesn't get at all. >> Like, what is this aesthetic? >> So confused. >> I have a whole baby eyelash. >> Courtney, >> recently your search history was exposed and Demle was the top 15 searches. This includes Demle address, Deb type, and how to get to SM. Please explain. That is a fake question. Let me finish. That has to be Let me finish the question. Let me finish. Go ahead. Go ahead. What do you like about Deb Michael? And uh you could just for part and just explain, >> you know, she is very pretty. >> What's what's pretty about her? >> What do you think about her? >> Um you know, her smile is pretty >> and and then it says and then what else? >> No, I don't I don't think Can I see the card? Can I see? >> Okay, Courtney, what's your type? And is it poss way I can change myself to be that type? >> Oh, it's a good question. >> Um, probably not. >> Boo. Next. Larry, are you black or Serbian? >> That's not a question. >> We get something cute. I think we're cute. >> They back one and they back two. >> When we pull up, you know what to do. >> Get in the kitchen. Hey, I feel like y'all literally created like um a new style of editing on YouTube. I feel like your audience loves you so much because you're both so naturally connecting. It feels like everyone has like a best friend like you. But do you find it hard to connect to their audience? Like you know how when you first started it was like a smaller people, but now that you're like way more comments, way more people to like talk to, do you find it harder to like >> Okay, that's true. Yeah, I think so. just a little bit because I think in the beginning I would like see every single comment >> but now I just like focus on the comments in the beginning once I post the video and then after that it's like I don't really look because now it's extra people other people that's not in the read the community. >> Yeah, >> that makes sense. How do you think of video ideas? >> I feel like there's a combination of stuff I've done already and then also just things I see randomly on Tik Tok just on the internet literally. >> I feel like it's whatever they tell me to do. Like when chat AI came out, >> I had no experience with like AI. I didn't know that was a thing. But they said, "Oh, you would love this." Like they I think if they know how like psychotic I am, they'll they'll just say something that I they think I like and we'll stand there right >> for me also. It's anything that makes me be like, "What?" >> Yeah. I'll be like, "Okay, let's make it a video." >> Your reactions are so good, too. >> Both of y'all's Omegle videos are so funny. >> Thank you. It's cuz like I feel like on my perspective it's always me getting hate crime, but y'all are getting flirted with hate crime. But y'all be getting flirted with down cuz y'all are sexy. >> It's fun to flirt. [Music] >> I think we're here. >> Oh, where are we? >> It's getting hard to breathe. I'm >> not sure where we are. >> What's the smoke? What's this smoke? >> Oh, I'm getting dizzy. >> Hello. Do you want to play a game? [Music] You ready? [Music] >> You ain't [ __ ] me. You [ __ ] the old body. What is that that I'm hearing? >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> What's happening? >> Is it getting closer? >> I can't believe it's animals. >> No, it's getting closer. No, no, no. It's crazy. >> No. >> No. It's next to me. >> Oh my god. >> Stop. Please. >> I want to go back. >> What is going on? >> My titties. My titties. >> Oh my god. >> Can you remove the sacks off our heads, >> please? Just making noise. >> Just hooting and hollering. Just >> Oh my god. >> What? Oh my god. >> I know you're probably a little confused. >> Very. >> I know. We're here today to do a little something. >> Yes. >> Oh. >> Oh. TV, right? >> Yes. Yes. So, you guys will have 10 minutes to find a boyfriend cuz I know y'all are single and old. Okay. >> You need a man. You need a man. >> I do. I do. >> Okay. We're going to pray to come on here and find you a man. You have 10 minutes if you don't complete. >> I'm going to eat your ass. >> Wait. >> But that sound like >> So, do y'all think you're up for a challenge? >> Yes. >> Why did you do that choice? >> No. Like I >> How is that related? >> That's your growling. >> Why is David? >> No, but I didn't want to address that. >> Where are you going? >> Well, I'm going to let you off and I'll be back to check on you guys in 10 minutes. And >> if not, we're done. >> Oh, okay. Hi. >> Start right. >> Hi. >> You're tied. Look at you nervous. >> Hi. >> Hi. >> How are you? >> I'm doing good. How are y'all? Oh, two three. >> Let's see the one with the white shirt. Let's see the camera. >> I like your uh three. Three. >> You like us? >> You like three? >> Show me your three. >> I like you. You. You. >> Me. >> You. >> Me. >> You or me? >> Me? >> You? >> Yes. >> You me? I want you, too. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, I found a boyfriend. >> You found it. You found it. You won. You won. >> Hey. >> Hey. This is This is interesting. this. He's from YouTube. >> A girl from newborn. This is not >> Is he single? >> Are you single? I play most. I swing. Trust me. [Music] [Applause] >> Hi. >> Drake. >> Drake. [Laughter] >> You single? You ready to mingle? >> You ready to mingle? >> I'm always ready to mingle. >> You ready to mingle? >> Dab. >> Are you into Palestinians? >> Yeah. >> Free Palestine, baby. >> Wake up. >> You're not LA. Hey, you got two baddies trying to Are you gay? >> I am gay, but I'm just trying to know. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. You broke us in the wrong thing, friend. >> Yeah, you right, brother. [Music] >> That way, Mark. >> I already found me one. >> You did find one. >> I found me one. >> Yes. Canada. >> Canada. >> That's where you from. Oh, >> hi. It's season. >> How y'all doing? >> Doing good. How are you? >> How are you? I'm >> all right. >> Oh. Oh, I got a little sugar in this tank. What you drinking on, big boy? Oo, I didn't like that. I didn't like that. >> Oh, you just keep giggling. >> I like your sister. >> Oh my god, he's back. Y'all, he's from my last video. >> Oh, you're you again. >> Instagram. I'm just >> I'm not giving you my sister's Instagram. She's 13. >> You're lying. >> Wait, are you serious? >> Leave my family alone. >> Oh, yeah. We have five minutes. H. It's crunch time. >> Hi. >> Hey. Do you want me? I'm single. >> I want like all of you actually. >> Why he leave then? Why you >> put that vape down? >> Put that down. >> Put it down. It's not good for the hell down. >> Let me talk. Let me talk then. [ __ ] ass. >> Why do you have a British accent? >> We have one minute. >> Oh. >> Oh, I forgot what the go. >> I know. >> Hello. >> You looking for a girlfriend? >> Looking for a girlfriend? Yes. >> Girlfriend? Yes. No. >> Quick. >> Quickly. Quickly. >> Want. >> You want a girlfriend? Are you looking for a girlfriend? >> Do you want Do you need me? Do you need me? Do you need me? Yes. You want me? >> Yeah. Okay. >> Which one? Quick. >> In the middle. [Applause] >> You found one. >> You're vulnerable. >> Yeah, you're vulnerable. >> Get in the middle. Get in the middle. >> Oh my gosh. >> Y'all want to date her? >> That's the gay Pokemon guy. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> You're gay. >> Well, we got We got 8 seconds. >> What? Please. How she died? >> Two seconds. >> Oh my god. >> Get your >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Oh my gosh. >> Then you're up. >> Can I Oh, no. No. No. You're >> Don't get my phone. >> Bye, girl. >> I'm sorry. >> Well, I guess it's just us. >> Damn. You couldn't pull. >> We did. >> Come on. >> That's sad. >> That's real sad. >> We did. No, we good. We good. We good. Thank you. >> Tomorrow night. >> Guess. Who is back? [Music]