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Oh my god. $20 tariffs. Trump, get it back. >> Larry. Larry, wake up. Larry, >> get your thumb on my ass. >> Larry, wake up. Wake up. Vegito, what? >> Look up there. There's a light >> up there. Where? >> Yeah. Look. >> Oh my god. Look. What is that? >> Oh. Oh, that's coming in quick. What is that? I I think that's a I think that's a F. What was that? Oh, what's that? Oh my god. Is that an alien? Oh, why is it? Oh my god, but body's teeth. I didn't know aliens was built like that. No, Vegito. I think that's the baddest [ __ ] on the planet. >> Hey, [ __ ] >> Hey, [ __ ] Good girl. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Oh my god, >> this UFO is nice. >> It's nice. Thank you for welcome to my ship. >> Thank you so much for having a bad >> Oh, I didn't know they made this in Pluto, Mars, and space. >> We do. We have silk bear. >> Oh, girl, you look good. >> I see you chose this to wear today, >> girl. Cuz you can get the [ __ ] out of my >> rock the baddest. What the fest? Oh, girl, don't even get me started on the track. Yeah. >> Please don't make me rap. Girl, >> you rap. No, >> you make everybody rap. >> [ __ ] you're going to have to rap. >> Today we have the baddest. An author, a singer, a songwriter, a father, a mother, body tea. But guess what's not tea? Him cuz she don't spill tea. Cuz she be in Hawaii doing her big gift. Not the one, not the two, but the three. Probably $3 million bacon count. Girl, by the way looking, it's going to be a lick. I ain't talking [ __ ] girl. Wait, what the [ __ ] is happening? YouTuber turned bestselling artist, former makeup influencer, which I don't even need to get into cuz it never gave makeup. >> They never g Oh, thank you. >> Second best gay YouTuber, >> right? >> We know who the first is. >> I didn't think Mr. Beast came out. >> You're right. Mother, mother, mother of hair, mother of bundle, mother of Rapunzel, [ __ ] you guys. Sometimes I'm really like revenge. I don't know. I don't really care for revenge. You're not pretty. So it's like what is there to have a revenge about? You're already ugly, you know. Even my chickens like clock it. >> What do you want to be when you grow up? >> White. >> She wants to be white. Oh my. The first question I got to ask you cuz I think the people want to know who the [ __ ] did you kill for your hair to look that good quickly? >> Honestly, maybe she was born with it. Girl, she really was born with it. >> You gave me I grew this myself. Do you see? >> Let me touch. >> What lace? >> Please. What lace? >> Period. Well, when you need some bundles, let me know. Girl, >> I do. I need one or two. >> Get me out this bus. We've been stuck in the bus all day. >> Who driving this bus? >> Y'all didn't think we going sill bus. >> Y'all didn't really think I going the bus. >> Girl, when was the last time you was on a bus? >> Like school bus or bus? Public bus? >> Public bus. >> Um. >> Damn. Right. When was the last time you were in a bus? >> Last year. >> But were you in the back of the bus? >> Never been in the back. >> Period. >> No. Rosa Parks. >> No, never that. I thought it was Ameilia your heart. >> No, she was in um the [ __ ] that Okay, period. Amelia is the one that got lost in the um >> the plane. >> The plane and she got ate by crabs. >> Mhm. I thought it was Amber Heard. >> I got Who the [ __ ] is Oh, Miss Herd. >> Miss her. Amber Herd. >> So, I feel like you're going to come to Hawaii for the holidays or what? >> Yeah. Do you know Sandy Beach? Get the [ __ ] out of here, [ __ ] >> Do I know Sandy Beach? >> Sandy Beach is dangerous. >> First of all, it's Sandies. We don't call it Sandy. >> Are you the type of [ __ ] to correct when somebody says you're in your cuz if you are, you can go ahead and done kill yourself. >> Have you ever thought about like a new hairstyle? >> I want to so bad. >> Cuz we were talking about playing with some mullet moment. You did a little mullet number. >> I tried. Remember Coachella? >> Yeah. Don't do it again. >> Thank you. Because [ __ ] posted me on the internet being like, "Oh, this ain't this ate." Oh, y'all want me that? >> The only thing I ate was the ramen that it look like. >> I thought we were playing games. >> Oh, you want to play games? >> No, I can I can play a quick game. >> Just check your lipstick before you come for me, though. But you should >> cuz you you really want to go there, right? >> No, because you should check in some lip balm before you do right now. Lick your lips. Okay. No. Go. Okay. You want to mother go? >> I'mma let you get your shots cuz I seen the video of you and Quinn and you was really on her ass. >> Oh, girl. >> I don't talk. The talking is a lot. >> Oh, you pull up. >> I pull up. >> All right. Well, >> you're gorgeous. >> It's so crazy. is cuz it's like your body is so like man but then the face is just so pretty that it's like it's like really confusing. >> I feel that same about you. You're giving that lately. >> I am. I'm giving bearded lady. >> You're giving they them era. Are you in your they them era? >> Don't tell nobody. >> Right. Right. >> I'm a demi. >> You should come out as they them. >> I was going to put in my bio for fun. >> I go by all of them. >> I say that in your bio >> cuz I'm like I'm so tired of explaining what I am. [ __ ] just call me by what you see. >> What you see, what you feel. Exactly. >> Yeah. But it's easy to call you that cuz you do give like Adriana Lima. You do. You do. And I do give like Prince with a little bit of like Oh, that's in Chapa. >> Now the question is, what is the biggest misconception about Chi? >> I feel this way with a lot of like us girlies that work on the internet. We're seen as very intimidating people. But I think I'm very approachable and nice. I think like just the energy that I give off, I'm a little strong. So I think I I come across very intimidating and like a [ __ ] So I feel like people would expect me to be a [ __ ] but I'm really not >> at all. I also think people that follow you know that you're never going to be a [ __ ] And the people who like seen you through passive social media probably would think you're a [ __ ] >> Yeah, for sure. >> Can I tell you something vulnerable? >> Mhm. This is a safe space. >> This is a really safe space. Um I got ghosted for the first time. Is he [ __ ] stupid? But um I'm spooning some of your water. Sorry. >> Do you victim lips? >> [ __ ] shave your goo cuz I know it's not. >> Well, who's who's climbing the gu? >> You still got to be prepared. >> It's a little twiny there right now. >> Oh, she's giving to She's giving Georgia the jump. Exactly. When people show you who they are, believe them the first time. Um, I don't know. >> When's the last time you wiped your ass? Truly. >> I don't cuz I have a bet. I can tell you don't have a bet, though. Do you have a bet? >> I don't have a bet cuz I have I have a >> Okay, I know what to get you for Christmas next year. >> I do need a bet. But I'm afraid that I'm going to overuse it cuz I'm going to go just sit on it just >> No, girl. I literally be in there like I >> I will get you a Toto. That's called a Toto. >> Toto. That's the bedet brand that you want. >> Ooh. Is it expensive >> for your tax bracket? No. >> Oh, here she go trying to put me in with them. Don't put me in with them cuz I know who you voted for. >> I couldn't vote cuz I'm an immigrant. >> Oh, immigrant. Immigrant. Emma Chamberlain. Didn't you try to kill her last week? It's really you pretty like a girl. >> I want to have a single. >> I Okay, listen. >> Mhm. Next thing you know, he has a solo career. >> That's cute. That's cute. I can do all types of vibraas. >> Oh, okay. Let's hear Let's hear your um Queen of the Night. >> What song is that? >> Mosar. >> Oh, I don't do racist music. >> Okay, let's hear some Whitney. I have nothing. Nothing. >> I think that was the note that you were looking for. >> Oh, and I think you were looking for your way back home. >> Do you believe that the children are the future? >> The kids like these kids, >> right? >> I don't like >> staying 67. It's going to really change. >> It's going to change. I'm like, [ __ ] >> 67. >> Wait a minute. >> How old are you? >> 27. >> You're not a 98. >> 27. >> 27. >> You're not a 98 girl. >> Yes, I am. Why do I give younger? People think I look 16. >> Girls, >> I do. I give youth >> and pregnant. >> Oh. Oh, that was funny. >> Just [ __ ] out. Damn, every bad [ __ ] is 98. >> Were you about to dab me up? >> I was. >> Can you teach me how? >> Cuz I be seeing you dab people up. >> It's cuz I >> Wait, I'm literally getting sweaty. >> Lay dab me up. D me up. Wait, can you teach me though? >> No, I'm going to teach you. But I >> Okay, I need to see. >> I think you got it. Okay. Okay. >> Yo, what up, bro? >> HEY. >> E, WAIT. We do a We got to do a loud one. like you know the straits are. >> Yeah. >> Yo, what up Brett? >> What's up? >> Oh, that wasn't cute. >> Yo, Brett, man. >> Hey, >> we ate that. >> No, that was cute. >> That was loud. >> We should do one for the girls though. >> I feel like the girls just go. >> I feel like we almost cuntier though. >> I feel like the girls would go like >> just combine forces. >> Girl. >> Girl. >> Hey, girl. Yes, we >> you're super into spirituality and journaling. What's the most wildest thing you manifested besides being on this show? >> I would say the craziest thing I manifested would probably be the life that we have now. >> Very true. >> Like whenever I'm sad, I just think about like, girl, this is the life you want. Live it. >> Literally live it. >> What is the biggest thing you manifested? >> I love that you care about my opinion, but this is about you today. >> But what what if I what if it was about us? My biggest thing that I manifested is my friends. >> Yeah, >> I love that. Noah, last time we were talking, you were like talking about how so many people in your life didn't need to be there >> at all. >> I think it's the cancer in you. Like, girl, you just become friends with everybody. >> It's cuz I search for community and I search to feel validated and seen. You told me not to be seen. >> Exact. And what happened? >> I'm thriving. >> They don't know this. They want me to be there. Give them the Lord. >> Bremen has changed my life. He's Well, honestly, you changed me and Quinn's life when we sat down in that room. >> Girl, >> you literally changed our brain. >> It shifted. And you've showed me what friendship looked like. You showed me not to chase after, I guess, just people validating me. You kind of gave me a sense of like selfworth. >> Exactly. >> And it it was needed. It was so needed. >> Yes. >> I think the ancestors were linking up and was like together. >> They were. >> No. That's so crazy you say that because after that talk I literally just watched you and Quen rise >> and still is like it literally makes me so emotional. Like even like Quen being in um >> just Quen She's everywhere right now. I love But you too girl. >> Get your head it [ __ ] >> Who would you want to play your biopic? >> Ooh. Um, Zinda, >> what? You see it? Look at the material. I'm just thinking of her talking like you girl. Zinda can be like >> would ever fight about a man? >> Never. >> Never. >> Never. >> I feel like we don't have the same type. Even if we did just like, [ __ ] we would never fight over some dead. >> No. I would literally be like, have it >> and I would be like, take her. >> And I would be like, he in the streets now. >> And I would be like, he knows where home is and it's apparently on the streets. >> Exactly. Cuz it's not on my island >> and it's not on my house. >> The [ __ ] >> At all. >> Exactly. That boy is ours. >> That boy is That boy is there. >> Do you ever think about what celebrities you could actually bag? >> Yeah, I definitely I can get like um >> Jacobi. I feel like you could >> You think so? I feel like [ __ ] on that. >> That's why the his girlfriend trying to be like looking at you. >> Shut the [ __ ] up cuz I'm dead. >> You give me like if you were to date a celebrity, it would be the Rock. >> No, I I I think my next man's like big. He has to be like bigger than me, stronger than me. His aunts are a little bit taller than me, but he ain't on a JB song. >> You ain't no way to cry. Yeah, >> I heard Love Island is casting right now. Maybe you could be the next Bombshell. >> I do give Leah energy. I'm so Leah coded. But also, you know, I'm a main cast girl. Le, >> you really are. You're not giving bombshell. >> You give bombshell. I feel like you would be coming down to like ruin every [ __ ] >> I give island. >> Okay. Oh, you are the island. >> I'm the island. Seven of your cousins are gay. >> A lot of them. >> Is this like RuPaul's Drag Race? >> Well, yeah. Yeah, we actually like at the end of like every family dinners we have like a lip sync battle. >> Do you win? >> Girl, I'm Rupa. >> Did you force Cleo to be Glenda? >> No, she picked No, girl. She wanted to be Glinda. >> Okay, >> it was my year to choose. So even if I did force her, [ __ ] what y'all going to do? True. >> But no, she likes um Alphaba because she wanted to be green and sing. She thinks Alphaba sings better than Galinda. >> That's a popular take, right? popular. >> Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, >> I mean, let's face it, who is it less fortunate than I? Wait, I heard it. >> You took me there. >> Right, right, right. And that's all y'all get. >> [ __ ] you're literally mother. Like, you literally are mother. I had nothing else to say. Do you read? You give me read. I do read because when I moved to America, my cousin would be like, "Bitch, you don't read." The cousin that you love the most, Miss K. >> She's like, "Bitch, you don't know English." I'm like, "Girl, I just got here 24 hours ago." >> So, I made it a mission to like learn English really fast so I would read. I graduated sixth grade with a 12th grade reading level. I know that's [ __ ] right. And we ate that. >> 12. Your HOA said you can only have 20 chickens, >> right? >> But apparently you have 40, >> right? >> Are you scared they're going to clock you soon or? >> Honestly, I gave away all the roosters. I That was like >> they get you girl. They wrote me up. They were like, the neighbors are complaining of your roosters. So I literally gave avocados away. >> So I'm like, I'm sorry for the roosters. And I gave 20 roosters away. So now I actually only have 20 chickens. >> Oh my god. >> My HOA is watching this. >> But you have more. I just hatched more. Girl, I'd be ordering eggs on eBay. >> Girl, you can get them on eBay as [ __ ] >> Wait, do you eat chicken? >> Oh, girl, I ate my chicken on the way here. >> Oh, rock. >> My name's Rock. Hey, >> wait. I really hate the fact that the only [ __ ] thing that rhymes with rock is cop. >> No, it suck. >> Oh, my name's Roman rock. >> Yeah, >> she got 20 [ __ ] >> It's my rock. Mhm. >> You know who it is. >> She got 20 [ __ ] >> Hey. >> Hey. She got 20 [ __ ] and clean socks. >> She's rich. Who getting that? [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh no. Oh, it's a hoe over there, [ __ ] Ho ho. Santa Claus, >> where did your back >> ring? You can't be squeezing her. That [ __ ] has scratches. You just You owe me a grand. I'm kidding. Oh god. Actually, my heart stopped, girl. I said, >> "Do you have a favorite game that you like to play in the car?" >> I was going to say we should play a song association. >> Oh my. I'm the best in >> I allegedly, but I'm really that girl when it comes to it. >> Oh, >> okay. So, I'll say it worth it. >> You know, ask to give us a word. >> Okay, Vita, you give us a word. >> Love. >> Love. >> Oh, >> cuz I was eating that. I got pretty like a girl and he got five stories to tell. I see both sides like Chanel. See on both sides like Chanel. >> We should never hug again >> ever from now on. >> Oh, one more. >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Oh. >> Oh, that was a little >> Let's Let's line. >> Okay. >> RIGHT. >> I'm a bad I'm a bad man. Breman rockman that [ __ ] [ __ ] You going to get hit. Body team face pretty with a six. He got five chickens. No dick. Her face is so [ __ ] pretty. She getting these [ __ ] mad and shitty. She don't need glam. She eating you [ __ ] up. No green eggs in hand. Girl, [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Hey. >> Oh my god. >> Hey, mama girl. >> I'm not your mama, but I am a girl. Something you want to be, but you will never. >> Welcome to Terry's Take Down. >> Oh, Terry's Take Down. >> Of course, we're going to take you guys down to Pound Town. Not to the pound you guys are usually going to the grinder websites and things of that nature. >> I don't do that. >> Oh honey, >> that's not my team. >> I can see your prolapse hold from here. >> Oh, >> welcome guys. How was your guys' day? >> Amazing. >> Very chill. >> Amazing. >> I can't agree that it was. But sure. Okay. >> I think that a day of, you know, homosexuality is a day of sin. >> Exactly. >> And that couldn't possibly ever be a good day, could it? >> No. So today we're going to whip you two homos into shape. >> I love God. >> That's exactly what we're going to do. >> Thank God. >> So you guys ready? >> Born. Born. >> Well, let's get into it. Come on. >> Okay. >> Welcome. We're going to get you guys dressed into something a little more um masculine. Hello. >> Oh my god. >> What the hell are y'all doing in here? Why so long? >> You like what I got on? We're here. We're here to see >> for our country. >> Yes. And that's exactly what you should have been doing instead of playing with Barbie dolls when you were a little kid. But now I'm going to teach you how to be real man. Come forward. >> I love this. >> Hey. Hey. Hey, eyes over here. >> Stop the vogan. >> Sorry. >> From shoulder to ankle, you guys are men. >> But at the foot, you guys have on heels. >> Well, >> and up. >> What is that? >> A modest foot. >> Girl. Girl, those are hooves. >> We're going to see. >> You smell you guys can walk. >> He's giving balls. >> We're going to see if you guys can walk a mile in a women's shoe. Can you walk a mile? >> Right. >> So, >> wait. I learned something new today. >> Ready? Ready? >> Yo, what up? >> Oh, >> I think that was a little too ethnic for me, so we're not going to count that. >> Well, I am a woman of color. >> Oh, I don't think you're either of those things, but >> you know, >> do you need Do you want me to get her for your friend? >> I would get I would get her. >> You need that? >> I got security. Security. forgot me. >> Well, you guys are going to walk. >> You're so >> You're going to shimmy me and shammy and shimmy and shash and whatever you guys do. >> Okay. >> So, get to it. >> Okay. >> You want to go first? >> No. Show me how to walk cuz you're >> But you give Victoria a secret model, Andrea Lima. >> STOP LOLLY GAGGING AND START WALKING. >> I'm sorry. >> Thank you. >> Did you hear her balls stick to her leg? >> I heard her balls clap. Oh, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag. Oh, >> okay. >> It could use some work. >> Okay. >> Exactly. Now walk. >> Oh, that's what you call a walk. Let me show you how to really [ __ ] walk. >> Let's get down. >> Oh my god. >> I felt that. >> Okay. >> Lovely there. I see. >> Okay. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Enough lolly gagging. We're going to teach you guys how to do manly voices since you guys want to run around here talking like [ __ ] f. We're going to see whose voice can get deeper. Oh, and and >> I feel like you got that. >> And you win a kiss. >> What? >> Win a kiss for me. Have you? >> Hi. >> Perfect. Cuz I don't want to kiss you anyways. You probably got >> a beautiful smile. >> Keep walking. >> Okay. >> You're not done. I want y'all red and hot and sweaty. Just as sweaty as my cooter is right now. Get in there. >> It's sticking to the leg, isn't it? >> What sticking there? >> Them balls. >> My labia. >> Be careful. We don't want you. >> Oh, and Lady Lake, >> girl. Do you need that? >> Okay. Now, what we're going to do now is a Vogue off. >> I don't want to go against my sister. Well, >> I don't want to go against my brother. Oh, >> that was a low blow. >> You need that. You need that. >> I said those. Stop running. >> Okay. >> Let's see what you got. >> Ladies like me, we don't vote to serve. food. >> Serve your country. >> Yes. Serve your country. >> Oh, okay. >> You ate that. You win that. >> And you're winded. >> I'm done. >> Now, I like to call this exercise the rub and tug of war. >> So, your leg. >> Ready? >> So tight. One, two, three. Oh, >> wait. Oh, >> my god. >> You barbarian. Oh, you really want to go. >> I wasn't even trying. >> I'm going to show you rock, [ __ ] >> Wait. >> Jump. Come on, Terry. >> Oh, that's like heavy. You're going to kill me. >> Come on, girl. You got it. >> Yes. >> Ready? Go. >> OH MY GOD. >> WOW. >> It's fine. >> Seems as though you really are the more manly of the two of you. >> I mean, look at my competition. >> I mean, look at it. >> That's true. >> Oh, okay. Now, the last exercise we're going to do here to make you guys mean, y'all going to lay on this ground like you lay your lives down for this great country that we live in. And and I want to see you plank. >> Plank. You got that? >> Like, you know, like both of y'all are built like planks, >> right? >> Okay. Get on that floor with your elbows. >> Elbow. Yeah. Which one's easier? >> I think the elbow. >> The elbow. >> Okay. So, do the other. >> Okay. >> Perfect. Now, I want you to hold that for 13 years. the 13 years of your life that you decided to squander by being A HOMOSEXUAL. GET OFF THAT FLOOR AND GET UP and stand up for your country. Do you feel it? You feel the energy coming through. >> Oh. >> Oh, what is that? I'm >> blinking. >> That's all for Bretman Rock Rider. Oh, you're so t bye y'all. >> Bye, Terry. >> Bye. Another day, another gay slate. That's Terry's take down signing off.