Streamer Nick's Tech, Health, and Culture Chat: Fact Check

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you guys hear me hello hello

i said hello this is some sort of some sort of joke i said hello

three months of hanging out with cool kids in the discord and tolerating merkel

holy [ __ ] was that loud what the [ __ ] oh my god that was so loud anyone hear that anthony what's up

yo yo good morning

hello guys hello

hello i said guys

guys nicholas merkel here yeah did you hear antos slick subscription message yep

well i just want to say anthony turmer smells like fat santa derma smells like farts and the derma

smells like farts and the derma smells like farts and the derma smells like farts

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and everyone was [ __ ] omegling me saying i was overreacting but guess who has water now [ __ ]

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[Music] yo nicholas are you there yeah are you

listening yeah did you see in the discord i got an 100 for you and melana well i did it for you anyways did you

know that platypuses are venomous the venom is in their claws yes anyways can you ask aiden to fix my

vip what nicholas are you there are you listening

that was interesting coolio's fact wasn't it was it pog did you know that coconuts are mammals since they have

hair and produce milk wow that is interesting yes but i lied they are not mammals

and jebated i'm great in my safe space yo yo sorry i'm late guys six months nmpd

guys sorry i'm late uh you look i got a new vlogging camera

courtesy of jay schlatt guys i made a vlog yesterday um

good morning look how small this thing is cheeks look slimmer smile

it shouldn't because i had wendy's last night uh look how small it is look at this thing it's a little

bit all right so uh we should get some nice vlogs now it's super easy to use super

tiny um it's pretty poggers that's for sure let me see if i can plug it in here

uh i gotta send the files to uh nabalen so he can edit them

and look it's like this little little tripod you know tripod you know so got a cool vlog coming it was pretty

fun yesterday i mean it was pretty funny it was kind of awkward at first but let's see this works yo nick have you

been eating better you look like you're losing weight what

let's go three months um 12 months of nmp and melania has been a

great year um have a great stream

uh does it look like i'm losing weight thank you champ

she had a what is this thing recording is it loud

looking thin today nick let me uh let me mute then okay

all right now how do i upload how do i upload all this stuff am i an idiot

nicholas yeah this is very important you isn't it

okay why is everyone lying today are you guys all lying because i was late and you were worried that i was

never going to ever come back is that is that what it is you guys are worried

oh you guys love me oh little baby chat little baby chill a

little baby an mp oh it's a little baby chat oh it's a little baby chap

oh it's a little baby chat i see this lags me out we're using the upload now

it might a little bit cheap this little baby chat oh

thank you um wow it's a little big chat look at look

look look chat here you're this fluff oh a little baby chat oh it's a little baby i'm giving you a little bit of pat on

the floof oh a little bit oh look at that there we go

xqcl guys xuco all right today's gonna be kind of a different stream um than normal uh we're not gonna play any

minecraft today you want me to replay the last donation you want to replay it because it was

muted it's a good one you want to hear it lose it

xqcl that was it that was it um

uh you tweeted at me check it out it's important it can't be important jonas

i'm so sorry um finally no more minecraft uh no it's just not today so today

um brit is coming over and we're gonna be uh just hanging out irl doing some fun stuff together with

her so that's kind of what's uh what's gonna be going on

um so pretty awesome pretty awesome

um yeah which is gonna be pretty cool also i got two computers to unbox today

um and stuff like that so it's going to be super fun

super fun yeah am i excited for game day basketball

yeah more or less did you get any celebrations packs uh no uh it's a pokemon stream well we're

not gonna be opening any cards on my channel today so we're just gonna be hanging out brit and

we'll open some cards on her channel a little bit later heading out now to get my tattoo smile the pokemon card opening

will help you get paid it's about reese's i don't even i don't know anything about reese's so it is what it

is uh search uh rel chris on twitch he's doing hilarious xc cosplay rapid that is so funny that is so funny and i'm so

happy that's happening um that is massive omega lol uh very very very very funny

um yeah very very funny absolutely good morning yeah good morning uh so how's everyone doing today is everyone having

a good day everyone excited to be here excited to be alive

um hopefully hopefully everyone's just doing well no why not

no basketball is tomorrow guys uh basketball is tomorrow your vip is broken

oh good afternoon from uk yeah have a great day love your youtube vids thank you thank you uh on

vip i'm depressed there you go no vip wait does that not work is it dvip

hello how come when i type in chat arena sometimes it just doesn't work you know i'm saying i have to like open it up

and i gotta retype what is going on tomorrow is my final job interview any

advice yeah just be yourself you know and uh you got it

hi nick like her facial hair looks good this is weird coolios this is weird i tried to unvip you and it said coolios

is not a vip of this channel then i tried to re-vip you and said coolios is a vip of this channel

interesting you're in a predicament bud um i have no power to help you

so um yeah i don't know something wrong

something wrong with you bud i'm sorry i i tried to unvip you and i couldn't i tried to re-vip you and i couldn't

so um you're absolutely just screwed uh it's showing up though you fixed it

oh did i okay that was weird

i fixed it god i'm so good at everything i do can you make a car channel on the

discord sure yeah of course of course yeah try to vip me to see if it works i am

looking for more vips i am i'm looking for like a super super beautiful girl to be a vip

um so you can kind of uh be like wow this community has hot

chicks in it i'm gonna subscribe here so we need you to i need to milk you for subs

so we're looking for one of those if we have any of those around here um what's the plan for today a lot of a

lot of plans for today it's gonna be fun uh it's gonna be fun i'm super excited for today

yeah oh i was late by an hour you wanna know i was late you know i'll give someone yeah

hey nick yeah again looks like you lost like 10 pounds since yesterday if anything i gained weight so

i don't know why you keep saying that but thank you um if anyone guesses why i was late yet

or today yesterday if anyone guesses while i was late i will give you a free sub why was i late

uh let me see drugs no you are hottest chick toe um

[Music] [ __ ] my mom no you ate too much food and slept in no

no no no uh i'll just tell you because no one's gonna guess it

uh i was up yesterday watching the blacklist on netflix

uh i had to see how it ended i was like one or two episodes away from uh watching the end of

less than three i was i was i was one or two episodes away so i had to watch the blacklist

uh i had to watch the end of it um you know

and uh it was it was interesting ending it was interesting ending um

it really was it really was um but you know that's why i was late so

i'm sorry but today doesn't be fun so i got some computers done have you seen maya this week

i'm kinda wondering how she's doing excuse me xqcl guys i see maya i'll be honest i see maya more than more than

ever now which is great so i'm very very happy about that as well very happy about that

um it's very nice uh the black log dude i have i'm gonna

have the clogged artery in in a second here you know i really do need to stop eating so much

food uh it was a dog [ __ ] ending uh yeah yeah i was uh i was surprised

that that's what they decided thank you for being unique uh it's not over it was just the the end of um

yeah uh dude stop watching shitty 20-plus episodes per season tv shows uh i can't i can't can't believe we're

subbing i can't stop watching shooty tv shitty tv is great and i'll be honest you know that video that twitter video

that me and chance made yesterday guess what we were watching you know if someone guessed that we were watching

i'll also gift you a sub guess what we were watching yesterday good sobriety what's up

no no on the tv not on the not guys on the tv not on the

oh someone got it chubby pikachu it was kardashians that's right

it was the kardashians that's what we were watching uh someone gift this guy

can i get vip as a nice guy uh no juan you're great though

um here mods or millennia someone get this guy uh i can't do it it's bugged for me let

me put me post it here gift this guy there we go perfect

how do you guys feel about the word guy by the way i think it's a good i think guy is awesome and i think it also um

can be used for girls too i think it's great i really do uh the black list is one of my favorite

shows ever yeah i like james spader he's so funny um

uh lsf vip we gotta stop that it's bad there we go uh gotta go to school you have fun at

school uh lsf you are fat yeah we gotta stop that holy moly um

is that show even over no it's oh the kardashians no i think the kardashians is a good show too

i really like the kardashians do you guys like watching the kardashians i feel like you guys don't really care

about it i think it's a really good show i do

um it's crazy how like uh pretty much every girl in the kardashians is so successful

from kim all the way down to kylie and all that stuff i think it's great um i like watching the show and um just

watching how successful people operate because i'm just so used to hanging around with losers

you know it's just it's just a good it's a good breath of fresh air um

you know it's a good fresh of uh okay this guy you gifted this guy you didn't gift chubby pikachu

um yeah i talked to buddha i did i did i did uh are you gonna vlog every day no

you graduate college tomorrow that's awesome young proud of you uh dm me when melania comes thanks uh

mods man that guy um did you see that write a post about making like minecraft less way too dank

i have not seen that yet uh did you react to riot's new video about the anime i did not i have not

seen that uh nick can i have a sub if i give you a compliment no you cannot uh email thanks for subbing

um no i'm not a soccer mom i like i like it a lot uh you have dog

[ __ ] taste in shows um i mean what do you guys like to watch then huh what's a good tv show for you

guys if i'm such a dog [ __ ] person uh any little show is better owen thanks

for 100 bits thank you have you seen you on netflix no i have not i have not

i have not seen that um xqc

brooklyn nine-nine what is that all over your shirt what dude i dude i had whitney's last night

look how fat my face is oh my god um there's something wrong with me there really is

uh wow noah thanks for gifting chubby pikachu wow thank you thank you i'm alive i am what do you think of milfs i

think they're great i think their experience is very very very very nice

uh who won the giveaway what giveaway i miss the robot's good too uh i watch you on twitch it's pretty dog

[ __ ] how do you guys feel about twitch these days it's not it's not what it used to

be huh it's kind of like uh and i'm i'm also part of this but it's

kind of just like kind of shitty reality tv you know fun though right

uh your take on lost yeah i don't know lost is what it is hi nick recently started watching the

office with my brother he has never seen it oh boy it's really good right the office is great

um have you seen peaky blinders i have seen peaky blinders i didn't wanna i didn't want to watch peaky blinders at

first but because the name sounds so stupid peaky blind it just sounds so cringe

you know but um you know there we go uh are you gonna watch the new league

show sure um the title is a lie where are the girls what's up eighth they're coming they're coming uh brit should be

here in like 45 minutes um you've logged my you you vlogged

melania's project at maya's bird prison guys do you really think maya has a prison of birds is this not the way that

it goes no um squid game is better than the fake kardashians you watch oh my god

do you guys hate do you hate the kardashians why do you have a sponsored shirt on

oh because if you send me free shirts i'll wear them like i just i like free shirts so i don't really care

um wendy's i swear i saw you eat pizza i had both and that's why i'm [ __ ]

obese i can't stop eating uh who's going to vegas that you know

well there's a list of it tyler1's going so that should be fun to see him you know see what he's like

he's probably going to be hiding in his hotel room playing league all day um hi my name is andy perlow and i

stream three hours a day i'm on a great diet that consists of chicken tacos with two pounds of salsa and dressing water

burger down nuggets i drink copious amounts of g fuel in an attempt to skyrocket my testosterone i love feed as

well welcome to my safe space that was a good copy pasta uh any gifters i'm a girl

uh when's the next whataburger stream i don't know you want to go to whataburger uh

nick you look good my man you need to stop worrying about your appearance so much

oh i don't really worry about it because i have a girlfriend

see if i didn't have a girlfriend i would worry about it but i have one so i don't really uh

i don't really worry about it now maybe chat should worry about it good morning king because chat does not

have a girlfriend um

you know uh pokemane wants to be stabbed by melena how does this make you feel also

i saw her feet nice what um you ate japanese pizza and then wendy's

yeah i did and i had a taco that day it was a bad day for me

i am very very very sad i'm disappointed myself um very very disappointed myself

yesterday uh streamers doing streamer things we watch because it's funny that's good i

washed my hair today by the way chad do you guys care um

uh it's not your fault that there are no games worth watching mate yeah i don't know

i love sodapop because he hasn't changed oh twitch is in a good spot could be better

but it's okay yeah twitch is okay um pokemane is my girlfriend in real life

oh that's illness should not be saying things like that because that is ill and incorrect

uh hi nick and chad it's my birthday happy birthday uh you look like my dad it's throwing me

off every time i watch you white hardo what pee pee poo poo

um do you not hear the tts when it comes through

is tts broken because i hear it uh soderhawk thanks for the 59 months uh tts is fine yeah okay

um nick looking real good with the ramen cut bruh no cat thank you

uh you have to yield i don't know what that is what's a yield uh time to wrap it up and

get to star citizen you guys gonna play some star citizen today um did you watch x's fall guy stream i

did not i did not no i heard they lost a whole bunch he lost to a pro

that's what i heard uh i could be wrong when is the otk basketing tomorrow it is

tomorrow yep tomorrow's basketball yep it's gonna be fun qc merkel here say tell more negra able to

voir in streaming our setup sherpa made a knee pass bamarette de sevenu dwell or george we may is journey

are promethed knee pass bama burner also krub krub krub

krub krub 7.

nick you remind me of winnie the pooh thank you uh i am fat and i didn't read this from

chat that's good that's good oh shut up and get melania she'll be here soon guys

uh you don't have to worry you want to unbox some computers i kind of want to unbox some computers

now what do you guys think i only filed for star citizen many

decades ago when is streamers and cars coming back well today

more or less yo loud goblins was kind of boring without you what

how do you think do i actually add anything to any stream why would i even read that comment

uh nick i appreciate your stream keep it up thank you um

buddha x tyler were hilarious that's good uh will ms be playing tomorrow i don't

even know basketball's at two tomorrow same time it normally is

uh we have people flying in for this event and we have we have a whole bunch of new streamers that are gonna be there

that haven't been there before so i mean like three or four guys that haven't been there before

you know um so it's gonna be fun

uh forsen why do you why do you guys keep holding on to the hope that foursome will ever show up to an event

why do you guys keep holding that uh did you watch rich cry to music last night it was awesome i did not

why do you sound like a robot maybe something in my throat so this guy comes in the channel his

name is colleen kos and for the first time chatting he says exclamation point strap

on holy [ __ ] what um you're trying to get your phd that's

good um why don't you go on other people's

streams i do what nicholas merkel here yeah sorry wrong streamer

anyways i just wanted to let you know something are you listening okay

i just wanted to say you kind of remind me of an overweight scotty pippen so looking pretty good

brother man yep baller for life 77 that hurts my feelings

you said that about me um basketball without miz i mean yeah i

don't know what to tell you if he's not here he's not here um can you sell me an old gpu

why do people always ask me for graphics cards you guys i don't i don't have just

graphics cards laying around i really don't i really just don't

i'm sorry i don't have them just laying around i'm sorry

all right let's go in the kitchen we're gonna go in the kitchen we're gonna do things a little bit out of order today

because it's gonna be a different day today so um

i'm gonna head to the kitchen now by myself i hope no one's in there there's a chance ellie is walking around naked

there is a chance but um i hope she's not

so let's just go in there saved

hey chat bunnies you i mean i want to joyful you love me

no okay time for some content baby no streamer alert hello

hello hello hey guys

what do you guys think of my pants what do you guys think do you like them my keyboard in here doesn't work it's

like uh broken these are pants what these are pants

what are you talking about guys they have zippers on them of course they're pants

all right so um the mcnick nick nick nick why are you in

the kitchen by yourself where's milena she's supposed to be in the kitchen with you

well you're right um again today is a little bit different of a day

um so yesterday when i got home from my uh hanging out with milena

and ashley oh my god i need to take a bite of this don't damage game no

i refuse i refuse to accept your dance games okay you are the same people

who will listen to amaranth lick a microphone an ear-shaped microphone for hours

11 months thanks for all the soreness nmpl no

i i deny your dance games dance games denied

not me no it's you it's you you know it's you now let me make a water really quick

you guys have water machines at your houses probably not in europe huh use drink

from the river outside most of you or the nearest ocean

here in america with a water machine to listen to cake for social advice nmp weird

these dogs are being pall go someone left them inside buddy buddy buddy buddy

buddy oh my god they're just bumping into stuff these dogs are out of control

look at this dog he's out of control look at him look at him he's freaking out

he's out of control all right go somewhere else leave me alone

nicholas we're waiting for mr buddy to calm down all right he's going to tell us that you had wendy's and pizza last

night yeah after you ate from some korean barbecue place or some sushi or whatever it was you posted on insta

don't lie to us please there's no way you ruined that bomb meal i i ate all that yesterday i'm very

disappointed in myself um let me honest to you yesterday was a bad day for me

i just i just gave in i just gave in you know i gave in to the pressures

you know i did it's uh it was my fault okay why are you in the kitchen nick without

melana where's the tacos right well we're not here for tacos

we're not here for molina we are here because my

computers have arrived and i wanted to do an unboxing of them right here

right now funny story so i come back home yesterday from

hanging out with hot girls like i normally do yes i pull into

chance's driveway and i see two boxes sitting in the driveway

and milan is like no way those are not your computers and they were

just sitting outside in the driveway so

you know anyone could have just came by and picked them up or you know

could have just rained you know but whatever luckily everything's all good

so let's see them huh i didn't rethink this through

because they are very heavy and i don't know if i can lift them up

on my own we should be able to if i just put some strength in there

nice legs i know i have really good legs and these legs clap cheeks you know what i'm saying so

let's keep that in mind all right oh

[ __ ] oh holy hell wow

wow nick you're so strong i know inside here's my new computer guys one of them i got two actually is that

greedy is that greedy guys that i got a two computers

yeah i saw a post on lsf hello a long time streamer who's very

respected in the community since you with that give me the idea to be a tennis ball so i'm going to be that

yeah a tennis ball with a nipple on the side thank you

lll as i was saying speaking of greedy happy nine months nick hope you keep my name on the pc case till the end of time

okay thank you so speaking of greedy i saw a post yesterday about you know a

long time respected streamer uh in the community shooting on subathons

saying that they're greedy what do you guys think about that take are they

you think they are wow nick you're so strong greedy how

that it uh kind of takes advantage of uh the people who supported you

for so long monetarily can someone tell me how many uh

how many subs rich has gotten during the subathon it's like 15k right 16k

16 plus k and i also i also uh i also saw on the same thread people

were complaining about media share and someone's like media sure should be banned

you know talk about xqc and he made whatever from uh

from whatever it was i i really wish like twitch chat like

knew the sort of hashtag add deals the 10k plus andy gets because it just pales in

comparison to the media share to even getting 10k subs it's just not

even [ __ ] close you know and

it's just there's so many other reasons to do a subathon like for example if you check rich rich has gained

like three thousand four thousand followers a day

doing this the subathon [ __ ] i think that's worth way more than the amount of subs he's gotten

you know during the subathon because you'll be able to monetize those viewers the new ones you've got hopefully if you

can hold them in the future i think that's way more and i think

people who look at subathons now some people do sabatons just for the the quick subs but if you do it right

if you do it right like subathons are are more than just getting the subs at least from

what i've seen and that's kind of how i think it should be

because look at rich's follower account he's he's getting so many followers per day

doing this and it's just so it's so nice you know stalling yeah we open it now so i just

think that take from uh from co was just not a good one i think there's so many reasons to do

subathons other than just um the money it makes

because i'm pretty sure like two hours of a sponsor stream is more than what rich made so far

pretty sure but it is what it is you know people make money certain ways people get upset

about it so sabathans are not greedy but ronaldo is better than messi

i know i don't know i don't know this is what it is

yeah who asked are you guys ready for the boxes darion darion's a genius daryn's a genius he did a subathon

leveraged those subathon numbers and got a [ __ ] facebook deal and is gone

and he bought a brand new brand new dodge demon car he left he's like deuces

like when you such it was so good like it's so good like you know

peace it's a i don't know but he i think

i think the facebook deal was worth more than the sub savathon was to be honest he leveraged the numbers

i think that's the most important thing about subathon because i know if i did a subathon

dude if i streamed it na times doing a subathon it actually was successful i would the

the exposure would be way more valuable

than um the money you make from it but at what cost the cost of your viewers paying it

then again if it was up to you guys because you guys wouldn't gift anything the seven thought would what last

we'd probably be done on normal time to be completely honest we'd be done four hours into the stream

if it was up to you guys and we all know this is true so we have to worry about it

i open the box now nicholas open the boxes right now guys if i get 10 gifted subs i'll open

this box but nick why you have millions of dollars

give it to me i'm kidding guys i'm open anyways

don't fall for it don't fall for it you should know this is a scam

your parents should have taught you why would you get the box was coming up open anyways

it was opening anyways okay drix doesn't count drips is that's different

stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop we're opening it anyways

i'm opening it now relax everyone relax

but thank you though did not need to do that this box was coming open anyways

you know what it'll be good instead of a subathon if you give certain amount of subs it

just makes streamers stop talking wouldn't that be good imagine you could shut them lane up

whenever she's going on one of her rants now that would be something you know

it really would be god damn it i fell for it and then you so not only did you fall

for it you gave five more dollars after you knew you fall for it okay

one year per pound one year congrats man thank you hollowed

minus fifa i don't know i i just i'm just like an old man

and i always go on on reddit and i'm so tired of people complaining about people

making money and then i start complaining so now i'm also part of the problem it's a vicious circle

it really is it really is all right let me make sure everything's

good oh guys

i think it's upside down [Music] i think i think it's upside down

[Music] oh nick can you give buddha a kiss please

oh it is upside down can i give buddha a kiss

yeah boxes within wait this side up it didn't say that

anywhere did it we gotta rotate this beast

wait no we don't dude am i an idiot oh

i mean it doesn't matter if it's upside down right this is gonna fall on the floor i feel

it i feel it you fugly psych you fugly double checking

that is not i'm just gonna it's not mine but i'm

just gonna scrape it out malayana malena

where's melina why she's never here guys i'm not a baby

am i a baby chat thank you for all the subs guys i really appreciate it

thank you there we go there we go

do a little bit of that right there all right oh

okay oh oh

oh oh oh

check it out look what's on the inside the other boxes can you guys see in there

it's pretty cool huh wow 30 90

30 90 up isn't that crazy you know what i've noticed

you know i've noticed and this is mind-boggling because our i'll be honest our society is so our society is so

[ __ ] up okay and of course i'm gonna take advantage

of this why not i'm a human being but it's crazy that the richer people get

the more free [ __ ] they get isn't that crazy that's nuts

it's crazy it's crazy to me it's nuts it's nuts and you wonder when

it really hit me you wonder what really hit me that everything is just ass backwards

you want to win when i went to disneyland okay

and we got to get in there for free and not only

did we get in for free we got those passes that made us skip the line

so all these normal people were sitting in queue like these little kids

and we would just walk by them and they'd be looking at me like why are you cutting me

because i have more money than you or i'm more famous than you it's all [ __ ] up

it's just all [ __ ] up just just wrong just wrong but that said

i love artesian build pcs and i'm grateful to be a part of otk and i'm grateful to be in partnership with

them and they make the best computers out there and i can't wait to open this thing up

it's the bottom line if you guys want the king pc of the night pc make sure

make sure you guys click the link and go check it out yeah also we're gonna be making a

computer for oro i'll be buying it and we will be sending it to oro so she's gonna get a computer for all of

her hard work of our oliver modding stuff we're working on that now so

it's going to be cool it's going to be cool also we have to do a another giveaway computer

as well oh dude i'm getting weak in my old age eh

i'm getting weak getting really weak it's hard to hold stuff up

oh my god there we go you know what else

you know what else i find really funny since we're all the topic of like privilege

you ever go to the airport and like you wait security and then people like uh go like to the

premium passenger lane and they cut the security isn't that crazy

you just like cut people in queue is that nuts is that nuts

i love it i take it i always buy it every time i go i never wait in security lines

i'm not that's just such a waste of time are you kidding me oh i hate it

[Laughter] oh the world is so [ __ ] up but i'm very excited to see what's

inside this box i love computers you know

who's he talking to i'm talking to you i'm talking to you

you're listening right yeah oh wait we have donations you know what you what's crazy you know what's

crazy you know what's crazy people pay money to talk to me let's

hear them this is this is nuts let it go this is the cr i'm telling you i just

laugh at the whole city 3090 instead of behind me boys this is not nzxt

who makes this this looks like asus leanne lee i don't know who makes this case

um yo all right i gotta take a break dude guys

guys who stalls were a smear train will there be another community clean up contest for the computer

um we gotta get the first one set out because the the guy wasn't home or

something you want to do another one community cleanup competition

i'm down i love giving away computers

how do i get this out do i just rip the box very peculiar piece of cardboard

i feel like that was meant to be removed pc unboxing it was 12 hours straight guys

can we just all take a moment and relax okay take a deep breath everything will be okay guys

calm down [ __ ] relax holy moly you know what you need to do

guys you need to go to the dmv and just sit there and wait your turn sign up for something

renew your license i don't care learn some patience okay

not everything is juice juice juice juice 24 7. relax

take a deep breath holy [ __ ] i'm removing i'm trying to get this

computer out all right jesus i'm not stalling

guys am i the first room that stalls i'm not hey nick dimeski here again yeah i am

starting to get concerned by how rapidly you are losing weight please eat something

okay thank you dimsky but no one here is losing weight in fact i'm

probably gaining it self doughnut okay

we're gonna use gravity hello nicolas i hope you have a good week can i get a white people happy yeah

white people happy white heart oh whatever you need we're gonna use gravity

wait a minute what oh my goodness you guys sign the case nick about you just shut up

okay before we take this thing out guys there it is wait

shout out to artesian for actually giving you the empty parts boxes too nzxt didn't give me any of them with my

build so it's hard to repackage parts for resale if i want to you know what you're right dusty that's why you should

go with artesian builds huh yeah yeah get a night pc or a king pc you can customize it the way you want

a lot of rgb et cetera dude am i an idiot like oh my god this is close to the edge huh

all right come on she will pride oh oh no

no no ugh

oh here we go wow

look at that wow wow

wow look at this sorry

sorry check that out wow

i started college when he started this unboxing i have my doctorate in impatience now

guys be patient wow look at this huh damn you guys hooked me up

wait what's the blue usbs i've never seen blue before i have never seen blue usbs what are

those i mean red usb 3 oh my god

this is cool huh i'll mute when i do this wow i think they signed it

what are all these names i know you need this are these gifters who are these names here

wait it says oh hi squid that's a viewer that's a viewer what name is that

anyone who gifted five subs during the stream oh what

there's g toki i know him oh my goodness you guys are on my computer

no way all right i'm gonna get a towel i'm gonna scrape

all you guys off yep i hate you all i don't want you on my computer

so i'm gonna get a napkin here actually note here we got a sponge all right say goodbye

i'm just kidding i think this is awesome i'm kidding guys i'm joking find my name

oro gifted5 i don't see your name oro maybe it's on the other computer

um does anyone see oro here we'll zoom in on it so you guys can see if you see anyone

that you know that you guys know look at this and then a good camera that you can

actually see that that's crazy right that's neat wait

damn like today like days like today chat really make me uh

feel super lucky to be doing this streaming [ __ ] you know it's crazy i i couldn't i would never

believe that this would be my life like eight years ago when me and chance were looking for feet

picks and saying piano and all that stuff never thought this would

be the it's crazy it's crazy

handwriting lull why you guys saying paul go i'm third row

xqc oh i see you oro yeah that's not bad handwriting it's not that bad

xucl guys all right let's just take it out of this thing

here dude you know what you know what i'm taking so long because i have to get my my energy back

because i'm so weak like is anyone else weak like me this is hard to lift [ __ ] up

you know it just takes a lot of effort and i get tired yo

chloroth thanks for the five gifted wait you want me write your name on something

uh i guess i will here look you gifted five i'll write your name on

this piece of paper right here how you spell it

c l o r

o t h there you go bud

oh you scared the [ __ ] out of me there you go you're on this piece of paper

there you go thank you hello melano we are slept no you

overslept please close your goddamn mouth when you eat eat better and start becoming healthy or you'll die early

guys press one of them and die early guys i started high school when you started

this unboxing i've just graduated high school xqcl xtcl guys

nicholas don't mean to be rude but yeah why is myth on the computer sanch okay

all right let's open this up huh how does this destroy it opens normally my name is spelled wrong

i need to see the manager did you just cough on me i have baking powder in my bro

why are we sucking the old logo looks like this case was made for a 10 year old

you know your hot tub stream sucks huh how do i open this

huh am i an idiot how do i open this does this slide off like how's this

how's this open wanna get your mic on stop [ __ ] around oh i touched your head

you have to take this out first no no no no no no you have to take the top off hey hey oh you're farming don't

touch my computer you're farming right i'm not farming but you're just wrong i'm sorry

there's a button somewhere i know it there's a button i know it somewhere there's a button

she's right the top is secure in here look it goes into the top am i an idiot there's no way

did you have to see the top off first screw on the back i've never played with this case before

you probably lift it now whoa five gifters hold on guys i gotta write them on the piece of paper

and then you lift this up stop why are you taking the back off

i'm just showing you how to [ __ ] do it i think you're wrong

no you're wrong this doesn't just come off like that

there's like oh it does you're right now this is gonna be hard let me write your name down real quick

it's right there okay uh it's f i

f o nine

one five i'm cold i don't care thank you you're on my piece of paper

now all right is there a special way i have to do this

is there like [Laughter] all right excuse me hold on

um steph uh guys if you give subs can you please make sure you have a short name

because i don't really want to write all these letters out guys so

do you think about me it's not being so selfish okay can you guys stop being so selfish

please think about me oh my god what

[Music] i forgot to drink my coffee that's why my eyes can't open up

it's sitting on my desk i'm gonna go get it okay [Laughter]

thank guys can you guys stop i'm trying to do something guys what are you doing

um can you guys stop gifting subs for a second please

okay i'll be right back i'm gonna go get my coffee [Laughter]

guys this isn't a joke i i don't have i don't have enough handwritings for all this so just

this isn't funny okay this is

[Laughter] i'm just going to stop talking because i feel like if i stop talking

you guys will actually stop so ah

laughs [Laughter] [Laughter]

yep are you still writing [ __ ] they just they're just not stopping at this point

are you actually doing that well it was a joke at first but you're right he's writing your name on

on a paper towel okay oh

[ __ ] okay another morning

another waking up [Music] another day i literally just wrote

tryhard7 down another day all right we're good it was only five gifters guys okay one

gift because you're not getting [ __ ] another cup of coffee and suffering from success

all right another [Music]

everything here you guys go was it worth it why do you have the body type of a toddler

was it worth it guys as you can see i had to start writing smaller because i didn't expect

hello nicholas now that you actually look like a dad when can we expect little nicks and michelles

soon what is that font that's my handwriting i write in block letters you should make

a font and have people write in it i write in block letters it's easier that way for me

my natural handwriting is so bad that i made it i actually made a new one for myself

and it's like this writes in squares i write in squares is that weird

all right back to the unboxing the only the only place you don't do that uh is like

government documents and stuff like when you go to the beginning shut up

there's things yes you almost hit kevin i'm sorry come on kevin you want me to

[ __ ] beat him up tell him i'm sorry come here he's an mp stealing pennies in the switch that he's going miss molina

cooking now gaming later cause it's nick molina mick molina nick williams twitch.tv

so did you just give us fifty dollars do we put do we put dd on the list i guess we do

i'm just gonna see how you say it finish

is there you go you're on top corner

minus 50 guys for duty guys [Laughter] wait do you just say dry sage fifties

vintage i'm sure i drive the oven okay that's what you say

am i an idiot am i an idiot how do i take this off what do you say

noise hey yo now

all right so you can't eat this you want you you're spitting love from malta thank

you for the 10 gifted guys for making the streets very enjoyable oh you're missing everything

landshark landshark okay bye oh you missed it buddy is not coordination today does

anyone want this piece of paper you know what i'm gonna do with this is this too far is he still talking is

this too far i'm here now you want to do this piece of paper still talking

i'm a normal dude wipe your eyes for them oh did i still do a joke i'm sorry no i

i wasn't saying something even grosser but then i decided not to come in no i would never say that

no i'm 30. why are you wearing underwear today why are you wearing underwear no but

like why are you not these are pants those are the shortest shorts i've ever seen don't you like my thighs i like it

you like that those are my man thighs your mom says you have really big knees and she's right touch my thigh no she

says like you touch it right there touch your hair she said you have mud touch it right here

hockey thighs that's okay i can grip you real good all right back to the computer guys

you have stopped throwing stuff it's immature all right

how do i go oh do you want to see something cool no no please please please please please

please please i know you're [ __ ] with this computer right now but i found something much cooler i'm sorry artesian

but this is so cool no this i'm not gonna show brand there's no brand on it this is supposed to be a one

coat black nail polish one coat one coat

i i am i am genuinely trying to figure out who asked one coat is everything plugged in that's

[ __ ] crazy this looks like it came loose here no it didn't

make millionaires oh it kind of did i got to put it back on when's our guest coming

hello hello hello

i hope this didn't do i'm going to build the computer for you no

should we wait for that guy this thing came a little bit loose hopefully didn't mess it up we are

getting a guest today guys or tomorrow i don't know [Music]

yo this baby about to pop what so who's getting this computer and why

did you get two let me guess so pogo but at least it's funny

is one a streaming computer dude i think that might have came once by that little should i just pulled out

nick is one a server computer or are they both for use um what are we gonna use this to serve a

computer what do you mean server computer we have a

threes we have a three streaming setup three computer stream setup guys isn't it so cute when milan tries

to use words we have a server computer sitting oh she said server computer like she knows what

she's talking about oh it's such a cute little baby

she's using words yo she's using words all right

let's plug it in what is it then which one is going to be the streaming

computer am i just not here you ignore me all day i'm coming you're gonna make me shout

i'm walking over here you're gonna make me shout away i'm walking over here so i can meet your eye lines where i can

deliver what i wanted to say stop responding so [ __ ] slow were you sloth i wanted to tell you what

don't worry about the computers it doesn't concern you it doesn't concern my little woman brains no one ever

mentioned anything about a woman okay it doesn't continue a norwegian brain this is american [ __ ] okay

i'm kidding guys is this a joke bro you cannot do that [ __ ] dude you guys don't like you guys have like it's

a joke you ever heard of this word called comedy

bro you guys have like you can't even pick your internet provider because internet providers have bought up the

areas and then you're pushing [ __ ] throttling low speeds to save service base you guys are being [ __ ]

monopolied out of like housing like people have to move why are you attacking america right now because you

you brought up norway america dude sweden kenneth can this

sweden had fiber before you were born i don't know if this this counter here can actually power this computer to be

honest oh lights are coming on millionaire all right juice it

you turn it on you may turn it on no no no you're turning it on i know

what he's doing because if it breaks it was me who broke it man you have the button for an extra two seconds

dang son check it out

look at those rgb let's go holy moly

look at that wow oh my god

[Music] wow do you like it what do you guys think chap

do you like it i do oh it's a snoot it's a dancing little wiggles guy oh look how cute it is little baby it's a

little baby he's making a little wiggle oh little baby's so cute nick sees the clitoris for the first time

you you ruined the moments dancing [Music]

guys if you want one of these computers from the hospital the other day click the artisan link

but i'm better go to the otk stuff can we do a nail polish now wait someone's in the hospital

monkeys just came home from the hospital the other day i was in a car crash but i'm better thanks for the laughs

anthony stop watching streams in your car stop

women aren't funny okay why do you read comments guys who's more funny unobjectively me

or man all day dude he says women aren't funny and then you're like

shut the [ __ ] up all right let's do it melina my nail polish nope we have to take the

other computer out wait can we just look at my nail polish though

we do that after i'm like hyper fixated on it please please let's just do it after i can't listen to me

it's a one coat black i don't think that this this uh so you don't think it's gonna work you want a

bet no i don't no one cares about your nail polish when there's computers around holy moly

sorry i care i'm gonna do it chat what do you guys care more about

one coat nail polish or computers computers or nail polish chat i'm i'm going to send you my nail

polish i'm not going to lie i want to see if it's one coat can we try on your fingernails

i don't yeah sure but we do that after please stop okay say the word

pineapple we changed it what's the new one kumquat

cucumber cucumber what the [ __ ] is this is actually pc number two by the

way guys this isn't even pc pc one's back there uh there's [ __ ] dangling right here

it's a cable dangling in the front in the front in the front you see this this

yeah man shut up i'm talking to you and you're telling me to shut up yeah i am

go put on some [ __ ] pants nick it's so funny i look at you i wonder why because i'm so mean to you but i know

you love me so much you know what that's guys you know what that's called stockholm stockholm syndrome guys

[Laughter] you don't have pants shut up i have pants on look he's

wearing his i'm surprised you're under oh you're his underwear that length

his underwear is at length i'm wearing pants he wears underwear from meijer piper say maya

meyer major from michigan

all right you gotta help me with this next one don't come back

no no no no no no no no no no no no i do not have to help you with the next one if you got this one out of the

computer by yourself no no no no no

no i don't no i don't man you just grieve me on every on every

little thing um no

go go to molina go come here buddy

come on in short snicked air fire blankets all right

uh our guest has arrived promptly on time by the way um that's cute

it's like the same thing okay guys we have a guest today

loser very good they're basically gonna take over my job

today of being entertained go get a how are you and our viking queen you think it's forsen

how are you dude i am good i'm good and i'm even better now that she's here look at nick's new computer wow

wow is that artisan bills it is dressing me up

what are you putting my clothes on well because you wouldn't one

he's standing there yeah i think it's so good who was that thank

you so much kevin needed a sweater because they're getting cold it's so cold this

morning he got groomed and he's thanked my prime sub nick thanks smile thank you cold

and i love his new haircut oh look a pc filled with unicorn vomit at least the nail polish what do you

think you're inducing why that picture what the dancing one can someone share

what grand shorts nymph i've been looking for it for a long while and i can't find it when his big

toe is so big it wouldn't fit in the computer case so we have one more thing in your [ __ ] hope you'll are good yes

it does all right hello

you you have to have him have a mic too i [ __ ] gave her my microphone because you are not a gentleman

you didn't give her your microphone hey they can't remember what she has to say to me and i'm loud enough to get picked

up by all the microphones around i beg you i beg you to stop griefing me i beg you

guys so we get a grief in the chat okay one coat black all right don't worry we'll be doing uh we'll be

going out soon okay sorry i'm late it's just expected what i'm always on

time but like i just don't trust houses so i was like 15 minutes no one's gonna notice that shamelessness

she's not angry you wanna why because she has no reason to be angry why are you angry because you are angry

mike off mike okay yeah just flip it off oh i am yay okay can we turn this off

is that better that's probably so nick

yep nick yep he's ignoring me again

he's [ __ ] ignoring me again what nice new pc he's ignoring me again i like the white

we're not done yet we are not done yet oh

that's kevin knows spots thank you kevin

25 gifted subs you know you're in french buddy keeps bringing us toys

he's excited thank you captain frosty good dad you good can we just do great no

but i can't get it up on the counter we do it together what's written on the back everyone who

gifted five subs during the building of the computer so i'm writing down people who give subs

during the unboxing of the computer are you gonna write them on the case uh no they get this piece of paper oh and i'm

gonna use this piece of paper that's a scam uh what that's all they get is a piece of

paper how dare you no it's just high quality do you want me to read these names out or did you show it already we

did show it kevin frosty thank you how dare you this piece of paper is high quality the handwriting

the handwriting already got flamed um but you have too much energy i'll let you out the front door never see you

again all right i'm trying to see if there's anyone

what's in there what's in where another computer

yep we got two is one for down here no

they're both they're both they're both for me [Music]

dual pc streamer dual we're actually triple pc streamer because i use one and we have one

other one and then we have a third one molena max don't talk to both everyone is trying to figure out who the

[ __ ] asked rude was that rude you sound like eric

well me and eric are both alphas so i mean maybe together you're like waiting to die

honestly i wouldn't even maybe like a quarter no me and erob are alphas

that's what we i hear like a toddler that's why we bang [ __ ] you know what you call us

who's talking about y'all can i help open the box everyone likes me

you want to open it with some scissors no just put it over there look at my finger

it got cut on it oh i'm hungry i had a horrible morning why

it was just horrible what happened let me tell you yeah so

my dog kato he was supposed to get his teeth clean today um and

don't make that face don't make them but she's talking to me not to you she asked me if i wanted to

know and i said yes and anyways so they apparently gave me a voicemail yesterday how can you be so

athletic and handsome at the same time come on come on just interrupting you interrupting myself

by the way where is the king lamonting so they sent me a voicemail yesterday

and i didn't see it at all and they were like apparently like our auction machines aren't working

because he has to be put under for the teeth cleaning so they're like we have to reschedule you i didn't see

it so last night sorry i don't mind him so he couldn't eat past 10 p.m right and then i had to drug him up this morning

just to get him to the vet so he doesn't freak out and i had to wake up at 5 30 to give him his medicine i went to bed

at three because i was playing new world which is my fault and then i so i i gave him his medicine i went back to sleep

and then my alarm didn't go off and i had to be there a certain time to drop him off and i was late so i was like

rushing around this morning and i got him to the vet i called them and they got him mixed up with another dog named

queso not kato for like 15 minutes they were like they're like why are you here again and i was like to get my dog's

teeth cleaned they're like well there's no surgery today i was like yes there is i have it scheduled

and i started crying because it was very overwhelming and so i haven't rescheduled and he now

he's drugged at home you started crying yeah it was horrible i was very about like it was a very

stressful morning and just to be like i can't even get it done i just felt bad for kato because he's all drugged up and

like for for what nothing they can't eat and then

i went to the walmart to look for a pokemon shirt and they didn't have anything

so that's why i was late continue all right

um holy moly like stories i don't care about for 100 please

jesus christ my poor dog you don't even care it's not about the dog it was the delivery was bad

all right just like your every [ __ ] night i'm really bad at telling stories eric tells me whoa whoa what are you

writing down a smiley face no you gotta pay for that she was trying to write on the napkin

chat i thought it would be worth more she was trying to how about you get your own napkin

she was trying to write on the napkin without paying how dare you this how serious did you take this paper

towel try it wasn't a big deal this is very serious yeah get your own

that wasn't funny i bought a nail polish that's supposed to be one coat black

you what i have a nail polish that's supposed to be one coat black really you want to try it yeah

can you can you help me out real quick look wait

where's one coat wait i don't want to say the brand because like we're kind of like helping them not helping them but

i'm trying can you help me take the computer out i like your band-aid melina thank you

she didn't have more she's come on lift it up but you guys put your hands like this

you have to do this like this wait i can't do this way because i'll show my underwear you have

to be nervous why do you have underwear on you have to be are you [ __ ] kidding me

come on this is such this is not gonna work one two three up it is gonna work

drop it on the floor oh buddy's concerned wasn't that heavy no no but like i was

walking through like melinda's grease i'm looking through water in the whole [ __ ] box

i'll attack attack attack jesus

someone in chat i'm getting really reported i'm getting really old like i hate the theme is there gonna be another

millennia nick fighting threat on lsf i can't believe you guys watch this stuff i hate the theme this month can we like

just not fight this month i'm be honest and this isn't this is no script it's not me it's you just do what

i say if you just do exactly what i say we'll have no problems this is gathering

it's not who runs the show at your place i do

really why does that surprise you i feel like europe's type of guy is it doesn't take no crap you know

um actually since we moved here you got a little bit of an ego but he has an ego

yeah he's gotten one really yeah he has ego at 2k views he thinks i'm

i'm sorry thank you sorry i don't i'm kidding i'm kidding it's funny

because it's okay it's a joke it's a joke who am i to talk nick nick you had an ego at 300 viewers

every six months before i started streaming i had an ego ever since i won jv hockey mvp

yeah i have no shame no no shame in that nice chance made me greek made me melania made me mismade me

i have no shame in admitting that i wonder why because in 2006 2007 i won jv hockey mvp

no one else on the planet did that this is popcorn inside of it it's really good oh i have my thing then that's all good

guys i'm joking because i'm dying yeah i need coffee if you want some coffee you look really good today by the way thanks

for coming thanks can you go

over i need your help okay but i couldn't find i think my curling iron is in your bathroom all right molina it has

to be together or it's been left here one two away three

okay we can't do that you can hold the box can i just cut the box but we have to ship it somewhere

no i can hold it what yeah hold the box hold it hold hold all right one

two three come on melinda come up i'm not holding the bell with my phone i can't get i

can't don't search me you're so [ __ ] annoying

are they identical that was your fault they are

oh more or less wait you're hitting the [ __ ] tempered glass

i'm kidding that was a joke about you rob the view cow was kidding he gets like four five six k views i was joking

i wouldn't take it that far i was joking guys he's doing good

europe does not have an ego he disappointed everyone yesterday so he's not very good

with what um he played in twitch rivals and was out the

first round damn because he let the team down is he going to vegas

vegas i don't think so okay because another twitch arrivals oh is it the same exact computer

no it's different they look identical they do don't they

yeah there's a little bit of a difference uh-huh is it the motherboard that's

different is it the graphics card that's different is it the processor that's different

is it the power supply that's different nope so what's different i'll show you right

here now do you want to build computers um i know a little bit about it i've

made a lot of words that's nice my brother's uh helped me you're muted i regret this sub can i get my money

back no all right so here's the problem we could we could fry these computers

before we even turn it on because this uh this uh

what is this thing called it always shorts out so i don't know if you can handle two computers at once turn this

off no they both have to be on the same time for for cool effects what shorts out the

outlet what's up iraq rob britt made a terrible joke about you earlier

he's lying why are you still talking nick i'm trying to get myself out of the hole

all right nicholas one year here how do i cancel this if you subscribe this channel it

says pat 10 to 20 times it literally says that you have to do it i i think it means putting it in there

i could be i could be wrong so do you want a long extension card yeah

eric how's emmy did she eat breakfast where'd you feed her

can you give a kid mcdonald's um you can but i wouldn't i wouldn't

i would eat mcdonald's if i had to but i'd rather never eat mcdonald's when you when you become a parent you

will you will want better for your child than what you do you know so there's a little bit differences here

this one he's probably going to feed his kid from mcdonald's did i just ignore you huh

i'm sorry okay yeah i don't want to ignore you you know what that means

five four three two one yeah he does [Music]

thank you so much i'm gonna write your name down hey ambrosia thank you we were almost out of room on this

napkin then what did we do i made you guys a pumpkin

that's so awesome you're so sweet melania doesn't do anything for the chat happy halloween

what do you mean she does so much for them she provides them with great content

yeah are you guys afraid of millennia i don't think we should have it plug it over there

what right there no it's the same it is not the same all right

so there are a little bit differences this one has the cool rgb

uh tubes this one does not lame here they almost look the exact same

though all right moment of truth chad do you think both will be able to turn on

in the kitchen you hope so you're so positive i wish melania was positive