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Hello everybody. Happy New Year. And you know what they say, New Year's comes with New Year's resolutions. My New Year's resolution is to be more intentional and present. I feel like last year, time was flipping by. I wasn't intentional and present, especially with my surroundings. Anything was just happening around me. But that changes this year. I think I'm going to be more present and more intentional because it's the year of realizing things. And I've realized that I have to be more intentional and present or else just things are going to just start going missing and life is just going to fly by. And that's no longer aligning with me. So today I'm going to be more intentional. And speaking of intentional, I want to be nicer to men. Last year I was giving them hell. And this year I think I think it's time that I give him a little more grace. You know, be he's at the door. Who is this? >> Who the hell? Oh my god. Who is this? Yo, Domino's delivery for uh Lay. >> I didn't order a pizza. Is this uh not you? >> Hi, this is Lor and I would love to order one large pizza. >> No, I only speak Chinese. >> What? Hi, Vogue. You called me at a perfect time. I'm on house arrest. >> Wow, Lorray, what a beautiful home you have. >> Thank you. It's currently in escrow. >> Do you have time for 73 questions with Vogue? >> No, but I have time for 14. >> So, who are you, Laorray? >> A pioneer. >> What's your life mantra? >> Um, this ain't a race, but I still take first place. >> Buried or cremated? >> Taxiderermy. Favorite historical event? >> By Sister Tati Virgin. >> Did you get your body done? >> No. >> What were your first words? >> Believe women. >> What's your spirit animal? >> Probably rotissery chicken. >> What's something you can't live without? >> Uh, tough one. Um, my KKW lip kit. >> Go-to karaoke song? >> Deep throw by Cupcake. >> Who's your celebrity crush? >> Um, George W. Bush. >> What do you like to do for fun? Hydroplane. >> What's your go-to excuse when you don't want to go out? >> Uh, sorry guys, I'm on house arrest. >> Who's your favorite Disney princess? >> M. Shotty Bay. >> Wine. >> I only drink tequila. >> Oh. What would you do if you were stuck in a room with 20 straight guys? >> This question is for a different sister, I believe. >> Well, let me finish my question. >> Oh, sorry. What would you do if you were stuck in a room with 20 straight guys in a debate? H good question. Trait trait trait top. Come get me. Oh, [ __ ] you then. Ariana Grande clears Jay-Z. >> Wow. She's not even >> When is the last time that Jay-Z even dropped a song? >> You don't need to. He's a legend. >> He's Beyonce's husband. I think we should be honest with ourselves. Do you consider yourself a homosexual? Cuz you sound like one. I always my girl with a strap on. >> So you're like an alien or something? >> No, I just can't get hard. >> Maybe you can't get hard because you're not into girls. >> Hi, my name is Ray and I'm gay. >> And today I gathered 14 straight men to figure out why men exactly. >> It's not gay to let your girlfriend strap you. What? >> Agreed. Next one. >> It's not gay to let your girlfriend peg you. >> He touched it first, my friend. I'm sorry. Hello. >> I'm Larry. Nice to meet you. >> Mac. Mac. >> Mac. I love your your outfit, your hair. Thank you. >> You look good. >> Thank you. >> Of course. >> Anything up the butt is gay. >> Okay. >> Regardless, >> that's your argument. Yep. Thus making the strapon gay. >> Have you ever tried it? >> No, cuz I'm straight. >> Okay. Do you know that that's where your G-spot is? >> That's where my G-spot is. >> Have you ever put a finger up there >> when I wipe? Maybe. >> Don't. No. >> Hey, if anything enters your rectile, it is gay. >> That's not gay. That's your G-spot. You just haven't had fun yet. If you want to try, I got you. Bend over. They know. >> Hey, do it or that's >> all right. All right. >> Hi, Eric. Huge fan. >> Oh, thank you so much. So, let's talk about anatomy. >> Okay. >> Right. >> I love learning about fishes. >> What is this strap? This strap that you speak of. What is it shaped like? >> There's a octopus tentacle. >> There's a microphone one. And there's also one that's shaped like a toothbrush. >> So all of those all of those are phallic shaped. Correct guys. Correct. Those are all phallic shape. And phallic by definition >> means looks like looks like a penis. >> Looks like a penis. >> So if it looks like a penis, you don't want to be around it. But now let me ask you this. You watched porn before? >> Absolutely. >> Straight porn? >> Yeah. >> There's another man's dick in that. >> Okay. >> Oh [ __ ] >> What do you think I'm looking at? So, I think if your girlfriend uses a strap on you, it's not gay, right? >> That might be gay. >> Okay. >> But with my girlfriend, I only use the strap on on her. Is that gay? >> Oh, >> I always [ __ ] my girl with a strap on. >> So, you're like an alien or something. >> No, I just can't get hard. >> Maybe you can't get hard because you're not into girls. >> Yeah. >> Am I gay? >> Probably. You're wearing pink. You look like Jeffree Star. I'm confused. Ah, so you're saying using if your girlfriend uses a strap on on you, that's gay. >> It's not gay. >> You said it's not gay. >> It's not gay. >> Wait. Oh my god. I think I had it mixed up. >> Why do you use a strap with your girlfriend? >> No, I don't. >> You should try it. >> Okay. Actually, wait. Uh, wait. Am I wrong? >> Actually, wait. I think you should try it. >> No, I don't want to. >> No, I don't want to. You sure? >> No. What? >> He doesn't want to, bro. >> What is this? >> Peer pressuring me. >> He's peer pressuring me. No, I'm making >> You're making me nervous. >> I'm making you feel seen queen. Why? My brain hurts. >> Wait, so you said if you use if your girlfriend uses a strap on, that's not gay. >> It's not gay. Let her you one time. >> No. >> Why? >> Cuz I'm not gay. >> It's not gay. >> But he's getting me. You see, >> it's not gay. If it's your girlfriend, it's where your G-spot is. >> I don't do that. >> I think it's team building. She's not taking your masculinity away. She's taking your booty. >> No, my booty. >> She's using gay manipulation. >> He's doing the gay manipulation thing. >> I saw this on Twitter. Cursed to gain manipulation. >> Wake up. >> He's getting me. I had it wrong. No, >> you've been cursed. Men don't know how to wash themselves properly. >> Hey yo, >> nobody. So, y'all agree. Y'all don't know how to wash yourself properly. >> [ __ ] >> Darice. Dice. Nice to meet you. >> How you doing, >> guys? Stop. Straight men don't know how to clean themselves properly. Do you agree or disagree? >> I disagree. >> Okay. Do you have a skincare routine? >> Nah, not really. >> I figured. >> No, I don't think so. >> Okay. >> I clean myself every day. >> What do you use to wash yourself with? >> Soap or rag? >> Do you have proof? Can you show us? >> I >> Is it three in one? >> You mean shampoo? >> Uh-oh. Now you know what that is. >> Huh? >> Stinky. >> Shampoo. Shampoo. Three in one. I use three in one shampoo. I feel like it's a lot easier. saves time. >> Oh, >> so you don't want to take the time to wash yourself? >> I mean, >> how how many times do you clean your hair? >> Probably like two times a day. >> Two times a day. That's a lot. >> I know. Look at her. What y'all mean? Y'all got flies flying around your head. >> Me? You want to sniff my hair? >> Go ahead. >> Yo. >> HEY. >> YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD? >> This is clean. I'm a clean guy. >> Don't silence my trade. You a clean guy. >> Yeah, I know what clean is. >> He's a clean guy. He's a clean guy. But you know what? I trust you. You can go ahead and sit down. You are You are a man. >> He's flirting with you. >> Don't let these boys fool you. >> Another brother. >> Y'all do not silence him. >> I >> You look like you would use a 10 in one. >> You look like you 30. Oh, >> you don't think you do a 67 in one? >> 67. >> Is that how you touch balls? >> Wait, >> all men are a little gay. >> I feel like you saying that, you know, all straight men are a little bit gay. It's confusing because, you know, all of us are straight when we came here, but he Larry's doing this thing where all of us like kind of want to like right now, right? >> I'm sorry. I'm a bad [ __ ] >> I think that's all you. >> No, but he's But you see, he's doing that thing now cuz here's here's the thing. Here's the thing. Larry's doing that thing. I was just like, maybe suck at someone dick right now. Larry's >> Carrington, I appreciate the offer, but unfortunately, I'm going to have to decline. >> I'm not saying that I want to do that. I'm saying that's a feeling that you put out for us to feel on that we came here. >> Speak for yourself, sir. >> I think he speaks for the people. Flags are up. Carrington, get out of here. >> Wait, let me say one thing. Let me say one thing. One thing. Super. I don't even need to sit down for this. >> Yeah. >> You sure? You said all straight men are a little gay. Yeah. >> Well, all gay men are a little straight. Oh, >> but he agreed to my claim. Your claim is that all men are a little all straight men are a little gay. >> But all that statement does is divide us and put straight men and gay men in different boxes and and makes men try to be more masculine. Like, how can we embrace our femininity when a bunch of gay guys are like, "Oh, everything you do is gay." >> I'm not saying that. That's >> That is what you said. >> No. Let me ask you this. >> Mhm. He's wearing a comfort set. >> See, I'm not gay. I don't even know what that means. >> When you see Michael B. Jordan, your bow ho tingle a little bit. >> My bow will tingle. No. Oh, is that just me? My next claim, Ariana Grande is better than any male rapper. >> Hell no. >> Then come speak your facts. >> Hi. >> How you doing? We met before, Darice. >> Again. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. You heard my claim. I just think Ariana Grande has way better music than Playboy Cardi cuz >> what >> you're telling me you rather listen to? >> I think Ariana Grand is poop. She's >> She's poop. >> She's poop. >> Yeah, she's poop. Nicki Minaj is better than her. >> Nicki Minaj isn't a singer. >> She can sing if she wants to. >> And you think Ariana Grand can? Okay. So, who's your favorite male artist? >> Oh, you talking about singers. If you going to talk about >> No, no. I'm talking about male artist. Who's your favorite rapper? >> My favorite rapper Jay-Z. >> Wasn't he on Epste Island? Got his team. >> No way. NO, HE WAS NOT. NO, he wasn't. Get out of here. >> No, he wasn't. >> Ariana Grande clears Jay-Z. >> Wow. He's not even >> When was the last time that Jay-Z even dropped a song? >> He don't need to. He's a legend. >> Cuz he can't anymore. >> He's a legend. >> He's Beyonce's husband. Ariana Grande can sing around that [ __ ] in seconds. >> No way. What is she singing? >> What does she sing? Have you heard God as a woman on replay? >> Listen, it's not the last. It's not >> I need you to sit in a room and listen to POV. It's >> not a debate. >> It's not a debate. >> That's just your opinion. That's just your opinion. >> You know what? I'm done with you. I'm done with you. And actually, let me restate my claim. Ariana Grande, >> Charlie X, Billy Eyish. Actually, any girl in the music world washes every male rapper. >> Well, let me tell you this. All women sing about are men and how they miss men >> and all men. >> That's all women sing about. So, everything in your life is still about men. >> Who's your favorite male rapper? First of all, >> Trippy Red. >> Go sit the [ __ ] down. >> Dude, don't argue with me because you know I'm winning. I'm not arguing with you if your favorite song is Tinga. >> It's not Topa. >> Then what song is it? >> It's Taking a Walk. >> Yeah, take a Walk. >> Take a Walk. You're gay. >> [ __ ] >> You look like a gay Patrick Mahomes. >> Get the [ __ ] out of my face. If you break your bone, you're gay. I just think it's weak. I just think it's weak. >> I'm I'm >> Chase. >> Larry, >> nice to meet you. >> How did this accident happen? >> I was at a Travis Scott concert. >> Okay. >> By the way, Travis Scott's not gay. Right, boys? >> Right. >> Right. Right. >> And I was on stage. >> Let me just ask y'all this. What is this thing called? Astro World. Astro Glide. Did he? Oh, got your T. Continue. >> What was your >> count? >> I was at a Travis Scott concert and I stage dove and uh nobody caught me. >> Did you stage dove into a pit of men? >> Cuz it's gay if they caught you. If they >> So therefore, it's actually not gay to break a bone. >> Okay. Okay. Um let me ask you this. Was your doctor male or female? >> It's male. >> Okay. You let a male caress your legs? There was female doctors though and they >> it cancelled out. It cancelled out. It cancelled out. >> Back to what I was saying. Um I'm It's unfortunate what happened to you and I do hope you heal very soon. But I think as a man you should be strong. Men are strong, >> right? >> Breaking a bone is weak. So I'm really confused here. Are you a man or are you feminine? >> Going back all the way through time it was man and girl, >> right? >> So it doesn't make any sense. Boy and boy. Oh, >> no. Boy and boy, no. >> Girl and boy, >> see, see this? This goes in. It's like, >> [ __ ] you're a kid. >> It's like, oh, it makes sense. >> Michael Jordan was straight. LeBron James was straight. >> Actually, LeBron James was by curious. >> Playboy Cardi straight. All these people are straight. >> Playboy Cardi wears makeup. Therefore, he's gay. >> Huh? >> Gagged you. >> Meek Mill straight. >> You know what? >> Okay, I'm done with this. Can you take a walk? Take a walk, please. I'm I'm done. >> I gagged you, by the way. >> Right. Go for a lap. >> Go for a And that's >> the [ __ ] team. >> You [ __ ] stink. You shake it like >> I believe that stray man only have three emotions. Horny, hungry, and defensive. >> That's not true. >> Right. >> We're talking about my three >> emotions. >> Emotions. >> Yeah. >> But why do why why do gay people only have one emotion, >> which is just horny, >> right? I think that's >> right. >> You kind of gagged me there. Honestly, my next claim is that straight men shouldn't have an opinion. >> Okay. Hi. Why are you having this debate then? >> Why are you having this debate then? Cuz you want our opinion. You want our opinion. Talk to me. >> Speechless. >> You see how I choose not to listen to you? >> Oh, that's what it is. >> It's exactly that. >> Your viewers will. >> Oh, they will. >> Your viewers will. >> Guess what? Cut his mic. >> Good. What happened? What happened? Get out. >> My claim is that I think men shouldn't have an opinion. >> Oh, you fell. That was so wrong. >> Oh my god, HE JUST TOOK A BITE OFF. >> [ __ ] you're a barbarian. >> Swallow it. Easy. >> Open your mouth. Let me see that you swallowed it. >> Good boy. Good boy. >> Good boy. Okay, let's ask this. How do you feel about podcast? Cuz me personally, I think if a men is a part of a podcast, it should be the production crew. >> I got something to say. God damn it. >> And what do you have to say right now? >> Uh that you're wrong. >> Everybody's wrong, but you're always right. Narcissist. >> How's that narcissistic? >> You tell me. >> You're the You're the one that called me a narcissist. So, how am I narcissistic? >> Not you trying to gaslight me. >> What's gaslighting? >> Uh-oh. Not the manipulation. >> What's gaslighting? >> Oh, you're scaring me. Don't hit me. >> I feel endangered. I feel endangered. >> So, what was your >> We have security. >> What was this guying think about a podcast? >> Guy, that's not my pronouns. >> Oh, what are your pronouns? >> K. >> All right. Listen here, you [ __ ] [ __ ] All right. If I want a podcast, I'm going to damn well start a podcast and I'm going to speak. >> All right. >> LISTEN HERE. >> LISTEN HERE. >> Give me the gun. My next claim is having a butt plug is gay. >> Not gay. Uh, so yeah, I feel like this whole time I've kind of been coming up here to say things that everyone here is scared to say and we'll even act like they don't agree with. Right. So to point one, obviously the most masculine in the room, >> so I'm not scared to say that [ __ ] >> You are. You are. >> Point B, butt plugs. I'll bring mine out. I don't give a [ __ ] >> That's not gay. Me knowing that that's my pleasure center and taking advantage of that. Isn't it? >> Did that come out of your ass? >> Yeah. >> You had that in your ass the whole time. >> Yeah. It's like It's like when you like Yeah. But the point being here being the straightest in the room. >> I have the privilege to say >> I use that. You do. >> And it's not gay. >> It's not. You're right. You're right. You're right. And I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for putting you in a box. I'm sorry. I don't That's a real man. That's an American man. >> Take your time, David. Take your time. >> Okay. But I can say this, and I know this is a fact. Y'all all tasted your own [ __ ] before >> and you look like a shooter. I've maybe possibly accidentally maybe have tasted >> what >> my own but I'm going to break this down logically. >> Okay. >> Masturbating is not gay. >> No. >> Thus. >> Mhm. >> Sucking your own penis is not gay. >> What? >> BUT LISTEN, HEAR ME OUT. IT'S THE SAME. YOU'RE pleasuring yourself. If you pleasure yourself, you are not gay. Thus, thus thus. If you taste your own [ __ ] that's not gay. Okay? >> Self-pleasure is not gay. Okay? Get him out of here. >> I said not. >> Pink Pantherus, I need you to leave me alone. >> Would you rather eat McDonald's fries dry or with a little bit of sauce? >> First of all, [ __ ] I don't eat McDonald's. >> What's your favorite kind of fries? >> Chick-fil-A. >> Okay, so you're eating a Chick-fil-A fry. >> Mhm. >> And there's no sauce. What are you doing? >> I'm not eating it. >> Exactly. You got to come on it. Add some sauce. Add some flavor. Then you eat it. See, there's nothing gay [ __ ] about eating your own [ __ ] >> That's different. >> So, are you are you >> Better Health Dr. Phil Oprah therapist psychiatrist >> is your claim. >> I'm concerned. >> You know what? I think that >> you know what? Actually, don't think you don't want to hear my argument. It's It's actually really good. >> What's your argument? >> All right, so here's >> Look at you flipping your hair. Okay, girl. >> All right, let me tell you something, >> Diva. >> All right, so here's the thing. I only [ __ ] straight men. That's not gay. >> Hold on. >> Wait. >> Wait. I'm done with you. Removed. >> My next claim is if you sit while you're peeing, you're gay. >> Yeah. Hi, I'm Phil. >> Hi, Phil. >> How are you? >> Better now. >> I'm from Chicago. >> Mhm. >> Sh Iraq. >> Shyack. >> We don't call it that. >> Okay. >> I take care of little children who been a victim to gun violence. And not all of them can stand up. Not all of them can sit down. Are they gay? >> Are they gay? Are they >> little children? Little children. Did you just swallow? >> Probably. >> I think >> What do you think? >> That little kids can be whoever they want to be. >> But if they sit because they have no legs, are they gay? >> First of all, >> second of all, >> first of all, I'm not doing this with you, Phil. >> Don't do it. >> You came all this way to talk to me. You could have just texted me. This is my ex, by the way. So, I just find it really insane that you put yourself through all this to come and confront me over some [ __ ] >> What about the children of Chicago? Do you care? >> [ __ ] them kids. >> Oh, >> I don't even know why you're here debating with us. Let's ask somebody who actually has to sit and pee. Chase, I want to debate you. >> Get over here. >> Now, let me ask you a serious question. Do you think being gay is a disability? >> I don't think it's a disability. I think everybody's free to do what they want. Everybody has their own beliefs and and they have their own like the way they were born and stuff. And you know, there's gay people and there's straight people. And there's even it's not even like a full thing. It's not black or white. It's there's a mix. It can be anything. And anybody can be who they really want to be. >> Be who you are. >> Don't tell me what to be. >> What is What's the question? >> My claim is if you sit when you pee, you're gay. >> That's not gay. The toilet. Okay. What was the What was the toilet made for? >> To take a [ __ ] >> or take a pee because girls sit down as well. So guys Okay. So, when you're taking a [ __ ] >> don't yell at me. >> When you're taking a [ __ ] are you standing up? >> Me? >> No. >> Yes. >> I sit to take a [ __ ] >> Yeah, of course. >> And and and and when you are pooping, you look you pee as well. >> You poop and pee at the same time. >> You can. >> I do. I do. I do at the best. >> That is >> God. Dude, I actually think it's better to sit down. >> Yeah. >> When you're peeing and I think we can all agree cuz you can go on your phone. You can play Clash Royale. You can look at little You can look at little videos. So, all that's convenient. So, you think being convenient is gay? >> Excuse me. >> You heard me. >> Say that again. >> Yeah. You want me to say it again? >> Of course I do. >> Yeah. You like to hear me talk, don't you? >> I do. >> Yeah, >> I do. >> Manipulation. This manipulation. >> It's not. >> This manipulation. >> Sitting down peeing is better. And it has so no correlation whatsoever >> with your >> Oh [ __ ] >> Now he's mentally disabled. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> So I'm assuming you sit when you pee. >> No, I don't. I stand. >> Bear. >> Yeah. >> Hi Bear. >> Hi. >> What's up? >> So I stand when I pee. >> You stand when you pee. So you're a real man. >> I know. That's [ __ ] right. These [ __ ] [ __ ] in this [ __ ] >> Hey, I never said there was nothing wrong with sitting. >> He can sit. Like he said, he was saying you play Clash Royale and stuff. I agree. He >> has to sit. It's not a choice for him. >> He can't stand. >> He can stand. >> Stand over. >> Yeah. Stand up. Look at that. Stand. >> IT'S A MIRACLE. >> BUT MY FINAL CLAIM, straight men are useless unless it's meant for them to build stuff for us. And by us, I mean me and my girls. No. No. >> Okay. Ballot. Ballad. Valid. >> Hands. God gave you hands. >> God gave me hands, but I'm not a man. >> It doesn't matter. >> You're a guy. >> I'm not a guy. I'm >> I don't know why you keep trying to put me in a box. >> You have hands. You can build something yourself. >> Oh, >> like a girl. She has hands. She could build something herself. >> Got your tea. Y'all are useless unless it's time to build some [ __ ] How are we useless? We provide. >> What do you provide? >> Everything in the house. >> What do you bring to the table? >> Everything. >> Everything. But yeah, >> like decor, tissue, >> literally everything in the house. >> You bring money to the house? >> Yeah. >> Bam will be me $1,000 right now. >> Absolutely not. I don't have to. >> I'm the girl. >> No, you're not a girl. >> But >> hold on. I got a friend to finish you. All right. >> Like finish the argument. >> Finish the argument. Not like finish on him. >> I'm just going to end this argument right here. >> End it off. End it off. >> I'm going end it right here. >> End it right there. >> Okay. >> We're good for building. >> Okay. You're right. We build societies. We build rules. We build laws. We build things we follow. You were built by a straight man. >> So, we do build things. What do you build? What did you build >> myself? I built myself up from rock bottom. >> Hell yeah. >> I know that's right. >> I know that's do this. Yes. >> Yes. >> I know that's right. But what does that provide for me? >> That provides and and I share that with you. I share that story with you and then you can resonate and build yourself up too. >> And if you're building yourself up, you're building that means you're straight. >> Oh, >> as well. >> You lost me. >> So then, so then so then that means so then that means there is no gay only straight because if you build yourself up that's straight. >> Let me take this book. >> We won. We won. Larry, Larry, Larry, what happened? Are you okay? What's going on? Oh my god. I had a dream. A dream? No. Martin Luther King. >> Seriously, >> I had a nightmare. >> What happened? >> I was debating straight men and I was losing. They had me on the girl on my ass. It was one in a walker. A walk. He had the blue eyes like he was Billy Eyish. >> Not [ __ ] Billy. Oh, >> [ __ ] Are you bricked? >> Well, yes. Period. >> And there was one in like a pink jumpsuit. His hair was more tea than mine. >> But that's not possible. >> That's what I said. >> That's not even the worst part. >> What was the worst part? There was a short one and he said gay doesn't exist and then he zapped me with his straight men power. >> Oh my god. >> That means gay doesn't exist. Then that means heated rival doesn't exist. >> My gay [ __ ] >> Oh my gosh. >> I know what to do. I know what to do. What do we do? >> Calm down. I know what to do. >> What do we do? >> We give them Quinn. Give who? Quinn. >> The White House. >> The White House. We give them Quinn in exchange for gay rights. >> That's smart. We don't. Okay. >> Don't tell nobody. Get the night quil. >> Okay. >> We run it on. >> Try another thing. >> A cloak. >> Cloak. >> Yes. >> Okay. Try another thing. >> Yes. >> Call Olivia Pope. >> Okay. Oh, and Trey, another thing. >> Give me a Diet Coke. And Trey, can you handle that, please? This? Well, yes. Yeah, for sure. That's Trey for you.