Inside the Hilarious World of Gaming and Rap: Funny Moments & Freestyles

[Music] oh it's blocked wait imagine beatboxing a beat having it

Echo back and then wrapping over that beat yeah hey okay we ready

that's leaking out his headset I don't know what rhymes with headsets plantains that was ass

I feel like if Billy Mays was still alive he'd probably be like a SoundCloud rapper now or something with dreads a

gold tooth he'd be OxiClean on the beat this beat is brought to you by oxiclean.com Fresh Beats monkey boy are

you having a good day uh sure yeah yeah let's get something he's like there's a gun in the background it sounds scared

of you you don't do math I would ever do that we might have to kick you from the team a peer pressure into doing it

monkey boy what if I told you I would PayPal you a thousand dollars to try methamphetamines that that's not that's

not good he's not easily influenced I respect it I'm like myself dude I'll suck it for a

dollar I'll do anything for two dollars in a cigarette butt there's a butt of a cigarette yeah a finished cigarette oh

oh okay is that you sucking the juices out or was that you getting your juices

sucked out I like that whenever you go back to this game he just like revert to the same

noises you made three years ago hunger uh younger

there wasn't that wasn't Siege no I was definitely I don't know about that yummy he just never stops playing

this game dude what do you mean I'm just chilling how does it feel to be the nerdiest rapper in the game

that's actually a compliment I'll take that I'm the widest best rapper 5 000 Plus on Rainbow Six Siege

stuck in that bread yeah I got that cheese 5K hours playing Rainbow Six Siege you can use that bar in your next

rap song If you want to I already wrote it down thank you what if I wrote a bar like a double on Tundra I like the spoon

with my homie because his name is Sue I like that just don't rhyme it with poop I could all my fans comments sniping

poop with laughing emojis it makes me cry a little bit all my fans talk about how I like to spread their cheeks open

when I post the video your parents my my fans what I heard parents I've never spread my parents open I did a money

spread on my parents and made him feel broke it was called dopenheimer I thought did

you see the Barbie uh the Barbie 911 memes from Japan they got mad about Oppenheimer dude I heard about that yeah

yeah they got mad about Oppenheimer oh from Tokyo or Japan yeah so they saw and they were like that is disrespectful

they were like this is the equivalent to what you're doing and then it showed like a Barbie movie poster in front of a

911 picture did you see the one where it was Barbie something on Bin Laden's shoulder and they were they were saying

like yeah how does it feel America this is what it would be like if we made this movie and I'm like dude I would pay so

much money to go see that movie like I don't think Japan realizes that we we make fun of 911 more than any other

country yeah to us but like other countries they don't have that culture at all no we're

just if Japan just made some like Barbie Bin Laden crossover movie I'd fly to Tokyo to watch it oh yeah

it would be for Japan to send a third airplane a little promotional video of him just

bombing us promote a movie I feel like if you put Bin Laden in any movie setting that it

would just make it a million times better and funnier like imagine Bin Laden and Lord of the Rings

what do you mean I don't know it would just go kind of hard what would he be the Lord of what are the planes lord of

the planes it's so stupid maybe the lord of the Wings oh there you go that's pretty good

you're gonna win this round big big girl you're a big girl that is a big girl there you go big girl shoot him

there you go I'm such a big girl I think I blacked out there for a second big girl's

usually black out when doing anything physical taking three steps forward and screaming

I feel like lizzo for a few seconds you can make fun of her now because she's a piece of yes I was gonna say she

made somebody like eat shrimp out a butthole or something weird a banana she was like fat shaming her her less like

less weight than her co-workers how do you fat shame when you look like a wrecking ball left on the side of the

road like the cleanup crew hasn't came and got it yet she showed her ass in NBA

game and she shows her ass on like National Television like in front of children her big fat and gross ass yeah

it looks like like the whole town of Detroit just ran through her over and over again and she showed everyone she

showed everyone the goods bowl of pudding without the bowl without the ball

it's like a Ziploc bag of cottage cheese was ran over by a semi truck I don't even know what she looks like

dude if lizzo walked by me in public I wouldn't even know who she is I mean I might feel like you'd hear her coming

before you saw her it might register on the Richter Scale but I wouldn't know who she is like I couldn't identify her

imagine Godzilla with titties all right done she ain't sounding too bad I remember

when a hockey commentator got in trouble because he was like yeah these boys are gonna have a lot of work tomorrow

they're gonna have to pack a lizzo sized lunch oh my God that is savages I love that she's just

like a unit of measurement now in the future they're gonna be like yeah this car weighs one lizzo I don't know

excuse there's like a measure of torque maybe pull about two and a half lizards with us yes

in it move my whole house in this thing 46 footer you know people of her size actually when they have to get like uh

MRI scans and x-rays have to go to the zoo to get the the bigger machines that is not real it is real it is real

they don't fit in the normal size the machine on a livestock skill didn't they take Tammy from like a thousand pound

sisters to uh like some cattle thing they weighed her on like a yeah was it livestock skill

is you think lizzo has gone in camastia or I don't even know what the would be

under there that's Uncharted Territory right there he didn't have Nathan Drake to look around in there Nathan Drake guy

that is not Drake's first name Drake's name isn't even Drake isn't it I thought it was like Ishmael isn't it

Ishmael ishmael's a guy in the Bible Ishmael like made out with Abraham and then they

had the baby Isaac and then he sacrificed him in front of uh dieselbub diesel sorry it's like sometimes you

forget there's other people here who have to listen to you I like catching big fat fish big old fat fish Worst

lyrics to A Country Song Ever yeah I know Feliz Navidad

how did you let that happen to me look your big fat ass I did it I got it don't worry

hey good job monkey boy I'm proud of you thank you sirs Tokyo what's up man how are you what's up man are you from Tokyo

no are you a fat white guy with a neck beard

how big are your grandma's hands your grandma Palmer basketball if your grandma was gonna play one-on-one with

Shaquille O'Neal how many points would she score I think the better question is how many points would Shaquille know

actually I was gonna say something but that would be bad never mind I'm muting you okay

your grandma would she die how blown open is your grandma how blown open is your grandma looks like somebody put a

firework in a frog nah it looks more like if Vincent van Gogh had a second go at his paintings Vincent van went

all right Vincent Vincent Car stop yummy I'm rocking with a new album by the way jimin from BTS is collaborating

on my next song you have Tokyo in your name I feel like you're lying

hey why don't you and yummy just get a hotel room and make out and have a guess who watch Adam 22 types you can watch

wait till you meet adam44. he's twice as tall two black guys his wife all I gotta say to Adam 22 is that it's Adam and Eve

not uh Eve and big black guy I feel like that's a that's a tweet somewhere on the internet right now yeah like an unironic

just old man Adam and Eve not Adam Tyrone why do you have Tokyo in your name old

SoundCloud rapper name let's hear some bars oh I'll be bouncing up and down

yummy just said if you drop a hot freestyle yeah I'll kiss you too I'll send you a

Michelle Obama I'll be sucking on the toes again all these hoes I'll be bouncing on

my Bros [Music] switched up that was all I got though

yeah that's usually what songs do they change beats and Tempo you know I thought you had to just like dudes to be

in the industry This Ain't No Game No film scene buddy now however what I might do is in our

label interview drug you let's do and then blackmail you for the rest of your career so that you're a forced to do

everything that I tell you to do and you owe me a lot of money and by the time that you're done being an artist under

my label this guy gets a music industry pretty good shoot him in the back of the head

give me your best joke are we talking family friendly or not family friendly there's no City n-word

thank you I'm going on vacation from the game chat [Laughter]

[Music] all my shoes are lined up and waiting to be tied at home so I gotta go make sure

I do that before they get impatient okay I got a mayonnaise delivery at seven o'clock I gotta go home I'm sorry

what's the worst excuse you guys have ever given someone to not hang out with them I told this guy I had to go pick up

my grandpa's drugs and it was like 8 P.M on a Wednesday and nothing is open I think I just said hey my friends are

over there I'm gonna go talk to them instead it stands in the corner by himself there is nobody else no one else

in the room like a schizophrenic I gotta go talk to the Hat Man in the other room sorry he's got a quest for me sorry

there's a nine foot tall figure on the ceiling over there I gotta go say what's up there's an exclamation mark above

that guy's head I gotta take care of that don't make nasty go make nasty yeah yeah

yeah dude McNasty when did you get good at this game I don't know check your left up there

Dude tell your mom to shut up you're recording what the that's my hamster calm down she's freaking out

they got no seed left damn I mean that was clean you feed your hamster come

yeah nasty when's the last time you checked on your hamster um about a week and a half ago if I tell

you said um before that is the fact that he did just off the rip you're like actually just remember to

have a hamster wait I have a hamster with your dogs in the other room just eating oh no don't worry guys it's dead

I don't have to feed it you go check on him he's hard as a rock yeah it's just a big old burner

dead and hard not hard alive erect yeah oh yeah he's good he's just got a massive

erection he does this got so much better he just passes out blood flow hamsters probably have crazy the Chinese dwarf

hamsters they have big back-end nuts Chinese dwarf hamsters that might be propaganda I don't know but I thought it

was real I prefer Chinese hamster yeah all right for Islamic giant hamsters Arabian pickled mice that is a

dish that you eat yeah the hamster I have she's actually pretty big she she's got balls she's a Teddy hamster like

bigger than normal titty Hamster big old tits on my hands you guys think gorillas eat hamsters

like chicken nuggets I just don't want them in their mouth tossing them back dipping them in ranch yes because

they're just smothering the little guy in the range the gorilla just grips a hamster like

squeezes the life out of it just pulls Ranch out of his ass and just calm dumps Ranch all over have you seen how uh

gorillas how they like squeeze the banana and it goes right out the peel what if they did that into the Flesh of

the hamster yeah that's how they de-skin the hamster eat nothing but pure protein all in one bite yeah I wonder what the

macros are on a hamster I feel like they gotta taste kind of good oh he's in the bathroom

oh you traded like you you laugh like a Russian dog would this is my dog concrete concrete baby

that's conking creep baby who's mowing he's giving his gaming PC a nice fade dude do they like come mow

Moss off your bed sheets like why is it so loud why did my veggies have moss on it

ogre in that hand it's like a rock bed dirt on their backs growing moles again he's like right outside my window on my

uh do you actually find that funny or do you forget the word for office I forgot

the word it's time to feed grame fias again that is a Russian dog name

is hungry give him human skull parts that's not that funny it's out of bread

you can actually walk into that door and breach it yeah there you go there's the fade coming in again

it's actually just his PC overheating his PlayStation 4 on in the other room he's got a frozen pizza cooking on top

of his computer right now dude I had the most Goblin meal last night after we got off from recording I made a frozen pizza

and I put cheddar cheese on top of it I was like you know what get dude I crushed up Doritos

my brains out at the lake this morning like in the water I was about to do it in the water diary I've done that before

oh sometimes when Nature's calling you gotta you gotta hang over the side of the boat and just squirt the

circle of life you got to replenish the fish squirt the fish that's gross Hershey Kiss aren't you

Ryan we get it you have an album out I don't I did it I don't know I didn't even realize sorry man squirting fish

Hersey Kish they're outside I heard they mowing in your backyard that's hard all right just

got a new car blog there's a difference between people schizophrenia and rappers who freestyle

I love Eminem what Eminem eating a slim jim with his friend Tim oh

Mamacita Obama Sita I just want to say that I got four kills that round good job

I went yeast mode slowly risen a fridge with attack I got shingles I have shingles we're using a fridge with a

towel over it no that's not what he said who the through the spikes who was that probably an NFL player probably an

NFL player and his wife Tom Brady's gonna spike it and the game's over oh my God he's kissing his son he's making out

with his son I love when you have awkward diarrhea mid recording introducing awkward

diarrhea that might be Taco Bell though the awkward diarrhea chalupa which we have like a vibration in your

voice or you said that what would happen if we gave gorillas Big League Chew let's do it what if we chewed up 500

pounds of Hubba Bubba and dumped it on a gorilla you think he could make it out of it yeah he'd probably be able to

figure it out well girls are like 800 pounds aren't they what poundage of gum do you think the gorilla would have

trouble getting out of all right 60 trillion tons still wait at the sun I think we should

just start putting gym equipment in the jungle and see if there's no using it no dude if monkeys learn how to bench press

would we'd be that's what I'm saying bro give him like a leg press see how much a monkey can leg press they don't need to

do that they already do that naturally yeah but imagine that give them big bowls of creatine and just let him go to

town in there a monkey with like a tricep pump would look insane this turned into a Joe Rogan podcast really

quick yeah you think a gorilla could rip a well in half a whale or for overtime my game just closed all right you'll get

ban from one rank did you just turn in the Squidward one day SpongeBob is gonna lose it and take

a Ziploc bag and just reach through the window and put it over Squidward's big head and choke him and his tentacles are

going to pop out like balloons I need some AI to voice over that scene I told you this was incoming Squidward

[Laughter] turning into gays with Patrick and SpongeBob I haven't seen any of that

I've only seen like uh Mr Krabs seeing Billie Jean which was really good I listened to the whole it's not the clips

it's like the ones where they literally just let an AI like create infinite length episodes oh I didn't know that oh

yeah and it just keeps turning into oh it's like July 30th 2054 the fog is coming July 30th 2054. yeah what's weird

is when they get to that point they get stuck on it like continue off of it they just keep doing yes it's the future

trying to tell us something I like the one where SpongeBob is like Squidward what

last name and it pans over and he's like testicles [Laughter]

I don't think I've seen that one editor put it in my butt this gun is Booth spoken Booth

pack I just dude's ass I need a mountain oyster Bubba but it's forced to screaming

ain't cutting it no more Bubba I want a big old bull nut Bubba Mountain Oysters absolutely unhinged Forest bits I prefer

the jungle ones but to each their own onions jungle bits I think nasty loves dad jokes I do

they're so like unexpected unexpected humor gets me and font jokes you have the weirdest little autistic

humor just say for a bucket and he'll giggle what is true bucket I don't know what jungle bucket

cause a jungle bait calm down all right that's it I just left without the squad dude

the other day we were playing uh Minecraft no yeah we were pretends to be shock and we were being so loud at 7am

that the cops were called on us and they came to check on us and see what was going on

uh you should have got shot to death no that's like an old Skrillex [Music]

orangutan banking orangutans kill infants

[Music] and then the sounds of them dying so that's the sound of the pit bull barking

as it rips them in half your mother is so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing

your mother is so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl your mother is so dumb Xbox Live the

first time I ever got grounded was because I spent three dollars in my mom's credit card on a yo mama joke app

I would have grounded you for life for that at least you had some good jokes to say

to your mom when you were angry for grounding I don't remember a single one your mom is so cheap they banned her

from the Dollar General for bringing a gun in your mom is so cheap she bought a pot to the Dollar Tree because she was

trying to plant one I have nothing your mom is so planted she has leaves growing out of her

I'm Gonna Keep up with them your biological mother is so good to look at I want to procreate

with her bro the curvature of your mother's Bookers you're so Sublime foreign

I am a warrior in God's Army yeah dude everyone played BO2 Bros I'm muting this guy this guy is actually

booby Kansas [Music] mosquito would talk I bet you drive a

moped boy what a bar stool moped I bet you drive a lot of bar stools at your house you don't go to work

you don't go to work I guess we heard the term goonie isn't joking like you try to pull your till

it's big or something that's what the that's what the island boys do I'm a jail King boy wait joking is actually a

thing stretching you tie a big dumbbell to your wiener and you jump up and down me and the boys used to Jump by the

river there's one guy who's my cousin he used to catch bass with his bare hands see it down seems to catch a bachelor's

bare hands we should make him swim like a mile every every Wednesday joke you sound like you're full of no trust

me man the story's true I'm still alone you're more foolish than my commode what if humans were built like frogs and we

had like poisonous scales on our back and we'd shoot them when we kill it when we finish climax just blast a load all

over your bag big old fat dehydrated load so it's all sticky white you're a gross guy you know that man I'm

into the Finer Things in life like eating Christmas ornaments who's ready for pumpkin spice season the two white

beans watching this video just went crazy yummy you take one of my pumpkins home

on your flight I got 12 of them I think I could take a pumpkin as a carry-on item yeah if we were flying back to

Halloween Town maybe you could it sounds like some Spirit Airlines like 15 pumpkins sitting next to you Spirit

Airlines and Spirit Halloween uh I'm bringing a gourd as my carry-on if I have a kid and he's fat I'm gonna

change his name to gourd how do you know oh you're gonna change his name I'll name him Gordon and then if he gets

shorten it was gone 65. four Gordons and 70 Rams of these ago everyone talks about Hell's

Kitchen I want to know what's going on in Hell's bathroom big turds big old demon poopies what

dude did I not shoot this guy like five times I don't rip a monkey's neck off if I ever get a terminal illness I'm gonna

saw a horse's head off of the chainsaw and then eat it on live leak I'm gonna uh well I'm gonna do it onto his legs so

I can take you there in Toronto it sounds like a fake place but they got horse leg and fried pig ears you could

eat you can eat anything you want to anything deep fried pig ears they're working animals why would it wouldn't

even be tender at all like what's working animals I've never seen one employed personally but BoJack Horseman

you never seen a working salmon what the are you talking about you ain't never been to McDonald's and the horse

is in the drive-through giving you your burger oh my God the sound bug me when I see a

cricket yummy direct me how to left back left there forward left downstairs downstairs

okay amen right okay nice one more how do you know that right far down no right right right

right right right right right right right fire the bar is on fire I'm sure McDonald's I've never heard

somebody use the non-plural of McDonald's is this McDonald's Mr McDonald you guys

call that McDonald's in your country in my country we call it Mickey spec no Free People doobies

14 syllables you guys want to make a country album together hell yeah yeah we should make a country album I'm parked

out by the lake yeah I'm parked out by the lake that's too slow I wonder where I'm at I'm out

parked by the lake I've never heard the song about the lake he's parked out by the way it's not just the lake he's

parked out by it isn't it like parked out by the lake something miles Santa Fe or some yeah Santa Fe have lakes I

feel like Santa Fe doesn't have lights well it's miles from Santa Fe I've been to 80 miles from Santa Fe 64 light years

from Santa Fe I'm out parked on the seventh quadrant of space thanks for watching the video If you

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