Friends TV Show Highlights: Fun Facts, Relationship Phases, and Apartment Antics

All right, gentlemen, you're up first. Okay. Okay, you have 30 seconds. The lightning round begins.

Stop it. Now, what was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie? Big fat

goalie. Correct. [Laughter] Rachel claims this is her favorite

movie. Dangerous leaison. Correct. Her actual favorite movie is Weekend of Bernie. Correct.

In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14? Oh,

no. Her ear. All right. Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?

Everyday use. Fancy guest. Fancy guest. Two seconds. 11. 11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct. Yes.

All right, that's four for the guys. Ladies, you're up. Come on. 30 seconds on the clock. Five correct

questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now. What is Joey's favorite food? Sandwiches. Correct.

Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast? 14. No, 19. Thanks, man.

Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was Maurice. Correct. His profession was space cowboy. Correct.

What is Chandler Bing's job? Oh gosh. This has something to do with numbers and processing. Well, it carries

a briefcase. 10 seconds. You need this or you lose the game. It's um it has something to do with transponding. Oh.

Oh. Oh, he's a trans trans monster. That's not even a word. I can get this. I can get this.

[Applause] Can't find garbage bags. Oh, well, I think I saw some in here.

What is it? I don't know, but maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.

[Applause] We're living here. What is it? Did you see the size of the

closets? I can't believe we live here. Okay, it's

ready. Come on. What's ready? Just come. Oh my god. Wow. Hey, Monica. Beautiful. Oh, did you What did you work for two

days straight? Pretty much. What What do you think of the

floor? I don't know. It looks the same. You used to have carpet. Oh, yeah. So, I I made snacks.

Please just hang out. Okay. I'm I'm just going to rest my eyes for just a little bit.

Mom, do you want us to uh come back later? Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. Just keep

talking. I am always the hostess. I overslept. I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago. I got to get out

of here. Oh, what? Joey, you can't go like that. You stink. Look, I don't I fell asleep before I could take a

shower. Now I don't have time. They're just 10 blocks away. If I run, I can make it. Yeah, run 10 blocks. That'll

help the smell. Hey, slow down. No, keep moving. So, how did it go with Joshua last

night? Well, I didn't see Joshua, but I did punch a girl in the face. What? The whole night was horrible. It was pouring

down rain and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list. But there was a Rachel Grepe. Oh. So, did

you get to meet her? No, there is no Rachel Griepe. But then this other girl overheard us and she was

all, "I'm Rachel Grie. I'm Rachel Gre." And he let her right in. So, you hit her in the face. No, she was already in. But

then this big behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. You don't have to stop having fun just

because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. Well, except you.

Hey, Joey. I don't think that you should leave Chander alone. I mean, it's only been two days since you broke up with

Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week. Look, there's nothing I can do for him right Now he's still in his

sweatpants. That's only phase one. I'll be back for phase two. I would never miss phase two.

What's phase two? Getting drunk and going to a strip club. How does going to a strip club make him

better? There are naked ladies there. Oh, and it helps him get to phase three, picturing yourself with other women.

There are naked ladies there, too. Yeah. Would you give me one minute, please? Right. Well, I'm going to put my sweats

back on. Oh, no. Wait, wait. Okay. You know what? You were right. You were right. We really weren't great at being

guys. But do you know why? Because we're girls. Yeah. Okay. Do you know what girls are

really good at? Stripping. No. Listening. Sit. You know, maybe just would really

really help if you would just talk. Yeah. Come on. What's going on in there? You know, if you want to cry, that's

okay, too. Okay, look. I'm going to have to ask you all to leave.

Come on, Chandler. No, look. Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause, okay? Those strippers were

insanely hot, and I couldn't picture myself with any of them. They really were pretty, weren't they?

You know, I really like that fighter pilot one. Oh, candy. Oh, she was so spunky. Yeah,

you know, I think if I were going to be with a woman, it it'd be with someone like Michelle.

She was She was just so petite. See, I don't know. For me, it would have to be Shantel. Oh, no. Oh my god. The

She had the smoothest skin. I mean, when I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh,

I just achieved phase three. Really? I am totally picturing you with all those women.

That's That's not phase three. Well, I'm there, too. Well, are we all together like in a

group? Stop it. They're killing me. I think I just moved on stage four. What is that? What is that? Where I don't

want to have a relationship ever. I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends.

Joey, let me ask you a question. This has been driving me crazy. What does this light switch do? Oh, nothing. Did

it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did? I know what it did. Nothing.

They wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something. How can you not care? Like this.

Done. Yep. Hey. Hey. Hey. What's up? This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So, I turned it off and checked

every outlet. Now, four of them don't work, which means one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged

in things in all four outlets that that make noise. That way, when I turn it on, I just follow the noise and find out

which one it is. I better stop listening before you did. You know, you you also could have used

uh lamps and then followed the light. Yeah. Well, I'm using noise. Okay. All right. So, everybody

ready? Here we go. Something. I hear something. Where is

it? It's coming from Joey. Oh my god, that's so freaky. Turn him off.

Hi. Hi. What are What are What are these? Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up.

Thought they brighten up the place. They do, don't you think? I I know that there's no hole there. I I

just really like that picture. Oh my god, look at this. Okay, but there is a wire back there. I mean, that

switch is connected to something. I don't care. The wires have come loose in your

head. I just thought if I could follow the wire, I could find out what it did. And did you? No.

disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went

downstairs, but it didn't. Say hello to Mrs. Katraus. Oh my god. Hello, darling. Hello, Mrs.

Katraus. [Music] The super couldn't figure out what it

did. The $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. I've had seven pretty serious

shocks. I officially give up. Thank God. Guess Joey was right. Dad's

nothing. I'm doing it. I am totally doing it. [Music]

I lost it. What is it, hun? Nothing. I I can't find anything that I want to eat. Everything

makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.

Honey, I'm sorry. God. What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom.

Now, pregnancy does give you some weird cravings. Yeah, it's me. It's Phoebe. Listen,

there's something in here I want to eat. What? What? What smells so good?

Is it the shampoo? It's guava. No. Oh, wait.

Wait. Is it my bologn sandwich? Yes. Yes. Yes. Can't believe the baby wants baloney. The baby wants me to eat

meat. I can't eat meat. Wait, wait. Maybe it's a pickle. Wants to go first. Okay. Okay.

[Applause] Welcome to America. [Applause]

All right. [Music] Oh my gosh. Two in a row. You got to use

your tongues now. What are the offers? What are the offers?

Okay, that that's enough. You know, let let's let someone else play. If you didn't want to play, then why'd

you come to the party? We can't go now. It looks like Rachel's going to put on a skit.

Oh my god. Have you lost your mind? No, no, no, no, no, no. I am finally thinking

clearly. My lucky dress wasn't working out too well for me, but for 4 years, this baby never missed. Rachel, I cannot

I can't let Actually, I kind of want to see what happens.

Hey. Hey. Nice uh costume. Oh, yeah. Well, I wanted to give Emily a big American goodbye cheer. So, okay.

Ready? Okay. Give me an E. E. Give me an M. M. Give me an I. I. Give me an L. L. Give me a Y. Y. What do you get?

Emily. Emily. Okay. That's me as a cheerleader. Tada.

Fine. I'm fine. I just lose your tooth. No big deal. I have a dentist, you know. But to my side. Excuse me.

Okay. What do I do now? What do I do now? I think you're done. Okay. Time to take off the bra.

Hi. Hi. Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In

and Out and In again. So, why don't you just turn it off? Because then we'd be the guys who turned

off free porn. Oh, good. You're here. Okay. Hi. What'd you get there? Oh, this. Well, I'm glad

you asked. Now, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak

knife? Now, I know what you're thinking. Pregnant woman slays four.

Evie, they didn't make you pay for those knives, did they? No. Are you sure? No. Honey, you're not going to make enough

money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives. No. No. I know that, but I'm just need to make enough money for

the second part of my plan. What's the second part of your plan? My Saturn dealership.

Hi. Hi. I was just at the bank and there was this really hot teller and she didn't

ask me to go do it with her in the vault. Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman

pizza delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves. What? No. Like nice apartment. Bet the

bedrooms are huge. Nothing. You know what? We have to turn off the

porn. I think you're right. Like All right. Ready? One, two, three. That's kind of nice.

Yeah, that's kind of a relief. You want to see if we still have it? Yeah.

Free. We have a break [Music]

here. Sunshine is clear. The morning's here. You have to do that. It's Saturday.

Oh, come on. Morning's here. Morning's here. The morning's here. Sunshine is here.

[Music] I hate this apartment. I hate the color of these

walls. I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird. Hate that singing guy. Are you

kidding? I love that guy. Morning's here. Morning is here. Stop it.

I will kill you. I have a game. Oh, this is great. What's the game? What's the game? Um, well, it doesn't have a name,

but no. Okay. Phoebe Ball. No, it doesn't have a name. Um, okay. Monica, what is your favorite thing

about trees? They're green. Good. Good. Five points. All right.

All right. Joey, same question. Uh oh. H. They're tall. Three points.

Both fine answers, but we were looking for Leafy. Leafy. That's not even a game. Shut up. We're

winning. You want to finish this right now? All right. We get a deck of cards. High card

wins. What do you say? Fine. Let's do it. Oh, I have cards. Oh, good. Yeah. Here. Oh, no. These are the trick deck.

Okay. Here. Yes. Okay. Okay. You guys uh you guys pick first. Okay. Okay. Four. That's a low one.

Okay. Phoebe, you look. I can't do it. What makes you think I can? Ace.

Why are you screaming and hugging? Well, because we want our apartment back. What? Ace is high. Jack, queen, king,

ace. No. Ace is low. Ace two, three, four. [Laughter]

I don't know. Look it. All right. Come on. Let's pick

again. Pick again. Okay. Okay. Come on, apartment. Come on, apartment. I know. Queen is high. Not as high

as it worked. King. Hey guys, what should I wear to a Knicks game? Uh, a t-shirt that says I don't belong here.

You have Nick's tickets? Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.

Yeah, apparently they're they're pretty good seats. Oh my god, those are almost right on the floor. Do you guys want

these? Yeah, we do. Can we Well, you got them. Just give us our apartment back. Oh, I didn't see that coming.

Are you serious? Oh, come on. We know what these are worth. What? Do you think we're stupid? Not stupid. You're meaner

than I thought. What do you say? Forget it. Okay, I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some

basketball seats. Your bachelor pad? Have you even had a girl up here? No,

but uh Joey has and I usually talk to them in the morning time. Yeah, you do.

Here. The morning's here. [Music] Hey, you're back. Hey, get into gear.

Breakfast is near. The dark of night has disappeared. [Applause]

I'll see you tomorrow morning. Okay. [Music]